If you really don't care about living any more, you are the most powerful man in the world: go buy a BMX and flip it over a canyon. If you die you die, if not you are a fuckin legend and will probably go viral.
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United States Postal Service, please work your magic and bring me my marijuana tomorrow cuz I just depleted my last cartridge. God bless you USPS. God bless you Mr Mailman. Please bring me my dan marinos tomorrow.
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But the future can still be dark. Watch, the internet will be a dark and desolate landscape soon. Chinese corporations will loom over a totalitarian landscape of horrifying pseudo capitalism under state control.
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Originally posted by JĎ…icebox
Maybe this will make you feel better
This is only the third picture I've ever had taken that I've liked
Lmao I love this.
The ill fitting suit The clearly tied-then-slipped-on necktie The rough Luke Skywalker hair The scraggly chin beard The baby face The beat up leather shoes And best of all the extra erect, deliberate display of trigger discipline
What a perfect picture
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