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Posts That Were Thanked by Common De-mominator

  1. 2019-06-17 at 7:58 PM UTC in Chaos magic is real
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    My mother knew a man who could tell the future with eerie certainty. Mr. Roger Wilmet. He could tell you when you were going to die and how, and he was always right. People used to come see him all the time and bother him to help them or show them what he could do. He could just touch you and heal you, too. If you had a toothache or a headache or a muscle pulled or even injuries, he could just put his hand on the spot and it was instantly gone. Finally, a bunch of people in the town got really scared and went to his house and pretended to believe him, but they wanted to catch him and expose him as a fraud. Eventually, the conversation came around to him needing to prove he was for real, so Wilmet decided to go along and prove it to them. He told one of them to go get a chest, a chain, two padlocks, a piece of paper, a picture frame with glass in it, and a piece of string. They went and got it, and he put the blank sheet of paper and the picture frame inside the empty chest, wrapped the chain around the chest, put the two padlocks onto the chain (only one of the people had the keys), then tied one end of the string to the big toe of one of the people there and tied the other end through both locks, with the string taught between the chest and the person there. That way, if anyone tried to open the locks or the chest, the person with the string tied to their toe would know. Then everybody sat around the chest in a circle and Wilmet turned off the lights, so it was pitch black in the kitchen. As they sat there in the dark waiting for something to happen, the person with the string tied to their toe suddenly yelled out that there was a pull on the string, and the light was immediately switched on. They all looked at the chest and nothing had changed. The chain was still on, the locks were still secured, the string was still attached, everything just as it was, but when they opened up the chest, the paper was now inside the picture frame and it had Indian writing all across it from top to bottom. Then he started laughing and looking at everyone in a very strange way, and everybody ran out. True story. My Mom said she was one of the people there. She also told me Mr. Wilmet healed her of some things instantly, and even offered to tell her when she was going to die and how, but my Mom refused to hear it, but he kept going and said that she was going to die in something dark.
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  2. 2019-06-17 at 11:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by aldra

    is how I envision him

    It's fucked how gingers either end up like this dude or like me.
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  3. 2019-06-17 at 3:44 AM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zoklet
    toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat I used to post yrs ago on there before going to prison for a few years and am wondering if anyone remembers me?

    I would respond but I'm still loading on a 9600-dialup-bps

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  4. 2019-06-17 at 3:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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  5. 2019-06-15 at 4:07 AM UTC in You aren't what you think you are.
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by DietPiano Which means you and I are..?

    Stardust, maaaaaan.
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  6. 2019-06-15 at 2:25 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist mcdiks is ok for a quick cheap munchy snack when you're on road.


    .

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Wow you said "fast food" in the most retarded way humanly possible.

    Fucking brits.

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  7. 2019-06-14 at 12:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist bit too extant


    .

    ftfy
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  8. 2019-06-13 at 2:44 PM UTC in Are you willing to meet users from here?
    blaster master victim of incest
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  9. 2019-06-13 at 12:28 PM UTC in Malice isn't dead.
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    *facepalm*

    Sure. You got me. Hes alive.

    =Clever ruse.

    You found the culprit.

    It was Colonel Mustard all along.

    Dont you have a single thing better to do?

    Youre even more autistic than he was.

    Get fucked you stupid schizos.
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  10. 2019-06-13 at 11:54 AM UTC in Malice isn't dead.
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by IWD They met up when Enter was traveling. They talked about this community. Made a commitment to not come back here (at least for a significant duration of time. 2 years probably) as long as the other didn't.

    Sounds gay.
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  11. 2019-06-13 at 10:54 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I just got into a fight with an old bitch and her ugly methhead boyfriend

    Man, skinny people scare real easy.

    You just happened to be a brown man wearing black pajamas and a ski mask bc they'd run across you on laundry day after a recent outbreak of dermatitis. You were putting strawberry jam on your last biscuit, and when the flaky morsel crumbled and fell to the floor, you cried out in anger and dismay "TAKE ME!! TAKE ME!!!"



    I cannot imagined why they would've been announcedly fearful
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  12. 2019-06-13 at 5:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by GGG Hts?

    >old bitch
    >skinny people

    I'm not even 30 and I'm fat af. You know it ain't me. 😢
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  13. 2019-06-13 at 5:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I just got into a fight with an old bitch and her ugly methhead boyfriend

    Man, skinny people scare real easy.

    Hts?
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  14. 2019-06-13 at 1:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian High as fuck fam.
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  15. 2019-06-12 at 11:54 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    Octavian motherfucker
    High as fuck fam.
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  16. 2019-06-12 at 8:57 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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  17. 2019-06-12 at 10:12 AM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
    Octavian motherfucker
    Wellhung's mode today:

    Confident, misgynistic and not self loathing.*

    Folks, someone's had their happy pills. 👍
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  18. 2019-06-12 at 7:51 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    keep in mind he recently posted a video of a pistol he converted to full auto firing blanks, claiming they were 'untraceable hydrogen shells'
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  19. 2019-06-12 at 2:36 AM UTC in CHZB
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    at least she didn't ruin her own life so she has someone to blame
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  20. 2019-06-11 at 7:31 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Okay so here's a cartoon you at sunset near the jungle hiding from the space gestapo

    I'm sorry you look like an arab.

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