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2019-10-30 at 1:41 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-10-30 at 12:38 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN 1- hydro failing to shoot herself in the head
post the story.
Living with hydro was chaos. Fighting was a regular occurrence, and the whole experience felt like one big powder keg. I could go on about how she once pulled out her hair in a Walmart parking lot whilst screaming at the top of her lungs "I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE OH WHY CAN'T SOMEBODY JUST FUCKING KILL ME". Or I could get into the time she groped me inside of a (different) Walmart while I was telling her to stop. I distinctly remember the look on this old woman's face at checkout. Just pure, abject horror. Had the genders been reversed it would have been a different story, but I digress.
This story started with ice cream. I don't remember what kind it was, but I do remember that I was high on clonazepam when I sent hydro a picture of my glorious sundae while she was at work. It had strawberry jelly, streaks of chocolate, and sprinkles, I'm pretty sure. Don't really remember if it was delicious or not, but I've no doubt it was. This sundae was my grand mistake. Had things turned out differently, it could've very well been the mistake that led to hydro's death because evidently, I used the last of the ice cream.
This was absolutely the last straw for hydro. I distinctly remember her banshee scream, "DID YOU EAT THE LAST OF MY FUCKING ICE CREAM?" It was midnight. I did not even remember making the ice cream. This did not deter hydro.
I tried to reason with her, telling her that it was only ice cream after all. She started stomping through the house asking, "Where's the gun? Where's the fucking gun?" I knew where the gun was. It was on top of the fridge. But I wasn't about to tell her, she'd already pointed a gun at me twice before. It was only a .22 5-shot revolver 'bout the size of my palm. But I wasn't taking that risk, so I-
actually... this is a different night lol. I don't think she found the gun this night. OOPS. I will update with the real story after dinner.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-30 at 12:20 AM UTC in Just proposed to my girlfriend!She said yes!
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2019-10-29 at 10:07 PM UTC in Would you fuck this girl even though her vagina smells like poop?goes in for sex change
> gets extra butthole insteadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-28 at 8:14 PM UTC in Trump's reaction as he was boo'd at a World Series game.I think this would be better discussed in THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET! Every one is super chill and respectful over there so bringing up a controversial topic would be better received.
PLus since that thread is going nowhere for a while it will serve as a sort of time capsule we can look back on.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-28 at 12:21 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-10-27 at 8:05 AM UTC in They killed Al baghdadiUpdate: he came back to lifeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-27 at 5:50 AM UTC in Poast Asks Lanny The Big Questions
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2019-10-27 at 3:56 AM UTC in Imagine if somebody committed suicide on Christmas or Christmas eve, and their note was...if they drew in the troll face I would prob laugh.
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2019-10-27 at 2:48 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I don't know how to image message. I'm a mere LOLcat maker. My dad was a LOcat amker and passed the family business to me. It's all I know.
right click, copy image address, put in the brackets. Proper link should direct to the image and have .png or .jpeg or something at the end. Sometimes it's in the middle tho.
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2019-10-26 at 11:12 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by Greenspam Eat my budhole
https://imgur.com/0nhFAIV
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2019-10-26 at 10:55 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by Vitamin G I WANT ONE how do i get one
Oh snap! A goose high on vitamen G(angster)!
This thread is tits!
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2019-10-26 at 10:56 AM UTC in Poast Asks Lanny The Big Questionskill a bunch of people and carve the url into their abdomenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-26 at 6:19 AM UTC in Poast Asks Lanny The Big Questions
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny poast is doing the unsolicited mass thanking again.
And that's just the start of it. Everyone should be mass thanking this thread. Can anyone who's reading this go ahead and mass thank the thread? Let's go boys. Let's get hype. This is cause for celebration. We're getting the old gang back together. It's mass thanks and bumps all around. Let's relive our glory years. We'll smash a few forums, get some new recruits, track down some old zoklet mods and ruin their lives, organize a new drawball raid, prank call some live shows, sky's the limit. I'm ready boys, are you?
As for Lanny, he just posted in SG so I sent him a PM. We'll see what he thinks about all this. Once he reads my PMs, it'll be obvious that I'm just spamming out mass PMs to all my old niggas, telling them we're going card against the haters, mass spam bumps and thanks. Lanny, it's no hard feelings bro, I met you in TC, you seem like a guy who's down for a bit of fun, I just need the go-ahead so I can decide how I frame this new era. Either it's we have a solid admin who's gonna stand behind us, or we're going to war against other forums and our own administrator. That's not a threat by the way, cause I'd never threaten you with a good time. These days revolutions are all about framing and optics, just wanna know where you stand big guy. You're either with us or against us. -
2019-10-24 at 11:40 PM UTC in EXCLUSIVE: Shocking photos of Congresswoman Katie Hill are revealed as she's seen NAKED showing off Nazi-era tattoo while smoking a bong, kissing her female staffer and posing nude on 'wife sharing' sitesShe looks better censored.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-24 at 8:49 PM UTC in Getting taggedMade my way past the weeping junkie girl and picked up my parcel from a Paki shop yesterday.
Nicely presented box.
Contains two scary looking syringes and a bunch of basically fancy bandages.
I called a city centre tatoo and piercing shop, and the guy was like "sure I'll do it". Went down during my lunch time and met him. He is an Brit and seems to knows what he's at. He has a metal implant for aesthetic reasons, and claimed to have done implants before, but I don't think he did RFID. I gave him the printed off instructions linked to on Dangerous Things website, and said if he'd like I could come back later. We decided to do it tomorrow, same time. It'll cost €40 for the two, which is reasonable. I might rub a bit of sneaky ibuprofen cream on my skin and pop a few OTC painkillers first, that needle is pretty big when you look closely at it.
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2019-10-24 at 2:39 PM UTC in WE GOT A PUPPY!rip morley
i named a minecraft armor set after you budThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-24 at 7:03 AM UTC in nI'm a gay boy I wish I were a girlit'd still be gay
it'd be twice as gayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-23 at 7:51 PM UTC in why are blacks such abject failures?
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2019-10-23 at 7:08 PM UTC in why are blacks such abject failures?
