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Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
lol that is pretty bad. like ten years ago on xmas night I went over to this cute lil girls place and she was putting up this fake struggle with me be hard to get like the tasty lil slut she is and she told me before we even began this power struggle to just not cum in her, and I totally forgot and came in her and man she was pissed she got dressed real while I was apologizing (i legit felt bad) and she shoved me out of her place..
I don't use condoms anymore because thats basically a way of self cucking yourself and I'm just not into it, I went to this gamer girls place down the street from me one night and she was pretty and was blowing me and asked if I brought condoms and I told her no I don't believe in them and she was like "kraz I'm not just going to suck your dick all night.." lmao so we just went to sleep, fucked up thing was i was tekking out a few months later early in the morning waiting for the brew store to open just walking around and was walking on her street in my hood (wasn't even recalling she lived there) and I probably looked obscure as fuck.. and just kept walking but I think she recongnized me.
But yeah I've also had a couple of drunk whores invite me over saying they just want to hang and I'm like yeah sure and once their all over my shit because they had the motive to have sex with me anyways and when I said I didn't have condoms they got really pissed.. and I would just be like hey I just came here to watch a movie with you like we discussed.. and they chilled down.
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Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
But hey, I don't want to discriminate against my pedosexual friends, so here, have some ponies.
We could get our forces combined and make custom LOLcat ponies.
Just throwing it out there......
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I hate math, sorry, and the nomenclature for different fields and subjects within mathematics is way different in my native language. That said i like Game Theory.
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