2020-09-07 at 5:22 AM UTC
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The top 5 NIS posters
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
Ahahaha
No
You're right, I feel bad for fogetting about CandyRein.
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2020-09-07 at 3:42 AM UTC
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Anyone here like tre an zr0?
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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I remember we went on this field-trip. First spot we hit was the graveyard, we watched the gravedigger build a hole in the ground with his backhoe. When he was finished he put a trench ladder down into the hole and asked if anyone wanted to go down in the grave, there were no volunteers so Mrs. Reynolds volunteered several students to go down the ladder and she made them lay down in the hole and said is this where you want to go when you die? Then the diggerman told us some of the finer points of digging a hole and how when he died he wants to become one with the earth in a hole in the ground.
We stopped for lunch at Torchy's Tacos and I had a Democrat for lunch. We had to say on the permission slip if we would be getting food there and we could pick either a Democrat or a Republican, I remember there was the fat kid in class was pissed that he couldn't have both he owns a video game store now.
Then we loaded up in the bus and went to the crematorium where the furnace man showed us how a crematation is performed he just put in a little human-replica made of paper machet and burlap for the demonstration and showed us how it reduced it to basically nothing. Mrs. Reynolds was starting to select some of us to have to lay down in the oven but the furnace man said it would be too hot which disappointed her. Then he told us to consider a career in something like he does when we grow up because he gets to work independent and not be hassled all the time.
Then we went back to class and started on are essays about how we want our vessel to be put to rest when we die. I rejected being incinerated and I said I want to be put in an ice chest so that possibly I could be revived long in the future or atleast studied on. Thinking back I don't think that would even work so I'd be cool with getting sent out to sea. But also some of my proudest achievements in life have been my hard work and promotions working at the county landfill so I wouldn't mind being burried in one of the piles of refuse that I helped to build, helping keep this county clean. A king of my own mound.
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Okay I'll own, when I was 16 I faked sick like I do every six weeks during the school year because I need a break and I wanted to have my mom make me sandwiches and soup while I watched kids in the hall, she took me to the doctor and I handed her a pamplet for adderall saying I need this and she was like "yeah you do need this" and told the doctor I don't do anything she says and I don't pay attention and he was like well.. lets first see why he's sick.
So I got the adderall and just abused it of course and went my job at HEB thats a grocery store for you yanks. And I went to work just really messed up because I'd been up for so long, ent up needed to releive myself so I jerked off in one of the stalls on the upper tier employee bathroom and came all over the seat and went to wash my hands and the guy that worked at the meat market I guess needed to take a shit and I heard him wiping up my semen but thats still gross because he sat down on some of it, I got really nervous and went to go smoke and clocked out and went home.
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2020-09-05 at 3:46 AM UTC
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weinermobile
2015 camaro 0 60saw dis the other week so i had to stop and get a pic of my truck and da weinermobile
who remembers this unit as a kid and thinking how cool it would be to drive or even ride in it
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The 90s had totse, erowid, bluelight, rotten, a zillion newsgroups, etc.
Nowadays it's all controlled and about money and making you feel bad.
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2020-09-04 at 10:39 PM UTC
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Smokin on dat spice-K2 shit
I heard Trump is going to bring back spice next month in a reelection bid
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2020-09-03 at 2:38 AM UTC
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hi, Im Bugz
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
it doesn't come in boxes, it comes in cans
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Being an English Gentleman I'd never use such terminology…faggit.
Call me a faggit again and I’ll have cigreting suck ur dick
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Mixed with my jizz if I get the chance
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2020-09-02 at 2:11 PM UTC
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check out my work just now
try this.
its easier.
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2020-09-02 at 12:50 PM UTC
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Fona © 9-2-2020
Originally posted by Solstice
$1,000 in beef tenderloin?
It's code for Asian street meat.
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Yesterday morning I forgot to take it off again, I left it on my forehead when I answered the door moment
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2020-09-01 at 2:04 AM UTC
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Antifa shot dead
Wariat is putting his lot in with liberals in the faintest hope that kiddy fiddlers will get added to LGBT.
Dream on, maciej.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
bake some rat poison into a pizza or something, dress up as an uber delivery guy and give it to them
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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A really hot girl sat next to me, I mean so fucking beautiful and sexy
I kept thinking, DONT GET AN ERECTION
But she did
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Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Originally posted by Wariat
guys you owe it to yourself to do an excursion like this once in a while and escape form the hustle and bustle of modern city life. you owe it to yourself to soak in some fresh air and be newr the nature or humanity’s narural habitat to feel your inner humanity again. and to escape the dsily drudgery of hard working life.
Ok but why do you deserve it?
You dont do anything.
Definitely don't work hard.
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2020-08-29 at 6:16 PM UTC
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Antifa shot dead
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
salvador dali was a genius and one of the greatest artists of all time.
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2020-08-29 at 2:45 PM UTC
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Jacob Blake Was Not Murdered
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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