Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
One time I got really stoned and fapped to some bonobos. Mostly just the way the narrator was talking about how they have sex to settle disputes. Like if two males are fighting the matriarch will send females over to go fuck them and end the fight. They also fuck as a greeting and as trade for food. Bring back some bananas? You're getting laid. Go start a fight with another bonobo, more sex. Just a big hairy fuck commune. God.
You fapped to some monkeys shagging?
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Some good reads for over the Xmas period.
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He actually camped outside the girl's house and posted her nudes online.
Folks, being an unemployed, triggered man tittied transient just doesn't cut it with the ladies. ๐
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2 more sleeps and 4 more tablets, I'll be Clap free.
Woooooo.
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2019-12-19 at 9:58 AM UTC
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More about Poland
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Try breatharianism like those millenial hipsters and fucking starve to death.
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Originally posted by Wariat
Why would ppl here start shit with me if i find a 6 yr old?
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2019-12-19 at 6:25 AM UTC
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TRUMP IMPEACHED
I'm a forensic psychiatrist at Yale. I took a look at Trump's letter to Nancy Pelosi โ and it left me very worried
www.independent.co.uk/voices/trump-pelosi-letter-impeachment-mental-health-republicans-a9252431.html%3famp
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I ghosted some model looking girl with the tightest vagina. She was a real gusher. All cause I was in a relationship with some cunt I fucking hated and was about to drop anyway.
I forgot her name and deleted her number.
Fuck...
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2019-12-19 at 6:14 AM UTC
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I asked for a raise today.
Originally posted by Fonaplats
That the temp workers from the VOA (re-enter society from prison club) are not working out because they only are showing up because their PO told them they have to.
I informed her that one of the temps came in on Monday coughing up blood.
Snitch.
And I bet it went something like this -
Plant manager:"Hey Phil you heard this....it's a fucking CLASSIC! That retard with the plasma telly is demanding we give him a payrise!!!"
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2019-12-19 at 1:09 AM UTC
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Amitriptyline
Took 20mg that knocked me out. I woke up feeling a little spasticated and very irritable. If anything, this only accentuated my anger and left me feeling more pissed off than before I went to sleep.
Anyone else had similar experiences with this? Not touching again, reading about the side effects is enough.
There was an increase in energy in the morning like when I've taken Tramadol though.
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Lock up your children, Wariat has Kik.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Life is so fucking boring and unrewarding. The monotony is mind-numbing.
Well Hung's current mood:
๐๐๐!!!SELF LOATHING!!!๐๐๐
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2019-12-18 at 10:02 PM UTC
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Dad thread
Originally posted by WellHung
Ewww..ur dad and mom are creeps . Twice her age? Yuck…๐ค๐คจ
Lol you will never have a family of your own.
#Failed at life
#Kill yourself
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The whole storyline has been fucked. That last two films were garbage. All the hype/ build up for a steaming pile of sith.
I could have wrote an epic storyline to finish the series, better than that shoite.
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2019-12-18 at 12:10 AM UTC
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Stepping up to the front lines
Originally posted by Wariat
The way you take pics of other couples interacting is not fucking normal Wariat. This kind of behaviour is similar to a misanthropist on the verge committing murder. Had I been that guy and caught you doing that I would have most definitely beat the living shit out of you.
What an absolute fucking loser, kill yourself immediately.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
When 17 bull moose want you strapped in a chair, that's where you're going.
We're talking about Epstein not Moose.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, jingle all the way… Oh wut fun it is to fuck a nigger on a sleigh.
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His comment referring Burkhas to letterboxes was hilarious.
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I'm going to visit the sweet chocolate that is Candy next year.
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