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2019-09-30 at 2:59 PM UTC in Going to write Instigator a letterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-28 at 12:10 AM UTC in Someone is smoking pot outsideThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-25 at 1:43 AM UTC in Does anyone fish?
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2019-09-24 at 7:55 PM UTC in Worst person on this website awardsAs in person I'd most like to literally stone to death?
wariatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-24 at 10:18 AM UTC in Does anyone fish?
Caught this yesterday.. anyone fish?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-12 at 3:21 AM UTC in §m£ÂgØL is a young fella-me-lad who is not quite sure what he wants to do with his life...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-07 at 12:43 PM UTC in eBagger searches for Cocaine brought in by Dorian on the coastHowdy niggas
eBagger back atcha wit anotha hot fiya search fo' that sweet barrier island coco!
I've been pretty sober over the past year, thus accounting for my lack of blockbuster, 2-thumbs up, critically acclaimed, 5-star threads. Cause when I'm crunk I'm usually more active for some reason.
ANYWAY.
I was at my buddies house when I was tracking the storm, and I stumbled across this little piece of news...
So even though I'm on the North Carolina coast, I thought to myself...it's worth a go!!
So early morning as soon as the sun came out, and the tide came out, I paddled out to the barrier island in search of large amount of Cocaine bricks, or any other narcotic.
I forgot my camera, as I wasn't thinking of making a thread on it, but I came across some cool stuff too big to haul back, but of no real value. One being a giant Coast Guard Buoy washed up on shore. It looks almost exactly like this, huge enough for me to climb on, with a solar light on top, and a giant bin with 2-inch wide bolts holding it shut.
I may update the thread this weekend or early next week with whats inside, as it will take some work, but with one of those giant wrenches meant for working on diesel engines, or maybe even a plumbers wrench and some WD-40 could be enough to break the rusted bolts.
I asked my friend to ask her husband, who is in the coast guard what are in these suckers. I was told "nothing", and warned of the dangers of tampering with Government property. HAH. I said BITCH...don't restrict my freedom of adventure! Not really, but I was like "oh".
and I did say I give 0 hoots about that shit, and the government does shit I don't agree with all the time fuck their buoys. Of course if it serious this is all in minecraft, and the pictures I upload will be slightly blocky LOL
NOW. For the treasure!
I was disappointed honestly, but I believe either a shipment of sunglasses went overboard, or its just random but considering the amount of sunglasses I found it seemed to be a small shipment went overboard somewhere. I walked the course of a few miles, and every quarter mile I would find a pair of sunglasses. They were full of barnacles but I've been soaking them and they seem to come clean. I got about 6-8 useable pair of sunglasses and some snorkels and a snorkel mouthpiece. I can't make out the brands on some, one of them being Under Armor.
Getting hot and eaten alive by giant island flies, I decided to head back, not totally disappointed as I have a buoy to check out, and found some cool stuff to look at and glasses.
I came across a lone man walking, and he yelled something indecipherable to me, I walked over and asked him "wha?"
--"Ah g'day! I thought you were Bills son my bad, I'm Mark good to meetcha!"
"Ah Gday Mark!"
--"Oy these flies'll take a chunk out of ya Christ"
"You ain't lyin Mark, hazards everywhere out here, watch the broken glass!"
--"Oh will do mate, good luck on your search!"
This fella seemed Australian, and feisty, I might as well joke with him about what I'm lookin for, since he seemed to inquire I was indeed "searching" for something
"Yeah man, I'm on the search alright, I read a bunch of Cocaine bricks washed up on Florida, I'm seein if theres any stragglers!"
--"AHH HAHAHAHH IS THAT ROIGHT HAHA"
--"True story I went to Belize with my brother walking on the beach, and I found a bale THIS BIG *does giant box shape with hands* of Pot! Couldn't take it on the plane of course but boy was that something"
"Thats awesome! Thanks for the inspiration!"
--"Yezzir good luck!"
AHA Finding another mate who'd successfully found kush on the beach. Maybe there was still a chance!
I return to my landing area, then, not 20 meters from where I landed, I spotted a box in the distance....
OH YEAH! JACKPOT!
A functional military box! It was heavy too! I was too excited, but too exhausted as well, so I tossed my loot in the kayak and headed back.
Upon eating mac and cheese and showering, I opened the box hoping for anything cool from the military really, but unfortunately the only thing stuffed in there was empty ammo boxes, and a couple of papa johns pizza plates.
Thats about it. I'll update if I get the energy and motivation to head back and open the buoy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-06 at 1:22 PM UTC in Anyone besides me get super nervous around teen girlsOct💙The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-05 at 5:38 PM UTC in Members I'd beat the living shit out of extremely easilynone of you would do shit if you met up, there’s a better chance you’d end up sucking each other off
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2019-09-03 at 6:55 PM UTC in Members you'd murder without hesitationG4lm (§m£ÂgØL, literally got his butthole pimped out by a homeless smackhead but thinks he's superior to everyone else)
Technologist (a relentlessly stupid self hating libtard that is chronically obese but still thinks somehow that she's intelligent)
WellHung (a creepy autistic homeless guy that is also likely a rapist with AIDS and wants to die anyways)
larrylegend (a faggot libtard that likely works for the US government, reason enough)
tort aka TORTILLA (a huge faggot greasy redneck that is literally a Fed, cucking out for federal money, selling out his own people, spreading depravity and degeneracy throughout the world, aiming to turn the whole world into the jerry springer show, reason enough)
I'll add more later on.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-16 at 11:45 PM UTC in It's a good thing it takes effort to kill yourself.You sound like a pussyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-13 at 9:56 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-13 at 8:43 PM UTC in It's nice that Octavian stopped posting...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-07 at 6:58 AM UTC in I bet Wellhung can beat up Douglas Monks.And everyone else here too.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-06 at 2:11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI'm honestly starting to feel really bad for my organs
They've worked hard as fuck to keep me alive through some wild shit and yet here I am still showing them absolutely no gratitudeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-29 at 11:50 PM UTC in Day Trading Crypto In A Programmatic WayDo any of you day trade or use programming for finances?
I made a little Android app that checks gold and silver prices and lets me know what my stash is up to.
But I also started another program that I'd like to check crypto prices and look for patterns and either alert me or maybe automatically trade one for the other.
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2019-07-28 at 5:12 PM UTC in I'm 35, and tbh I am being bullied at work.soi boi I like you but you seem like a next level bitch. It's ok, not everyone was meant to be a leader and it seems your field is one of the few where you can be some sort of leader with the qualities you have (no offence, I'm sure you're very proficient at your job) but I really, really just hope you take this as a learning experience. It seems you went about it in the right way once it got out of hand and I'm sure it will work out well for you.
Sounds like a really gay situation bro I literally could not do anything like that -
2019-07-28 at 3:30 AM UTC in World's greatest living programmer, John McAffee, hero, takes to waves to avoid CIA kidnap attempsAnyone who doesn't see John Mcafee as the embodiment of the naive libertarian idealist is a low T cuck who uses norton like a complete fucking nonce who has never paid a belizian village girl to shit on his stomach through a hammock
You have been visited by the anarcho-capitalist of fleeting fortune say GOOD LUCK MCAFEE or you will be audited next year
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2019-07-25 at 7:36 PM UTC in Lanny has not yet issued any lifetime bans...you should get a lifetime ban for being a faggot
0.00348 btcThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-25 at 6:27 AM UTC in ATTN Candy Rein
Originally posted by CandyRein My guy was never a scum bag
He was a diamond in the rough
A Rose growing from the concrete
Underground King, that never got crowned
Till now
Ot
My friend has been asking me questions about you that I honestly don’t know lol
Like your age and stuff
Oh and Ghosty… stfu
Fuck you fake. Bitch I hope you get raped and tortured
