Posts by Needledick Needledick Needledick

1. 2019-06-01 at 5:28 AM UTC in Hooking up an oxygen mask to a whip cream dispenser to hit nitrous from
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Sounds like a kick ass way that would be more fun and proctect you from a super rare malfunction and getting a piece of metal gashing the inside of your mouth...but it seems unheard of for some reason
2. 2019-06-01 at 2:43 AM UTC in DELETE ALL YOUR NiS EVIDENCE!
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   just use the pgp
3. 2019-06-01 at 2:14 AM UTC in Reminder that you have a dashcam if you drive.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Just got a new sweet dashcam with greater than 1080p, all the useful bells & whistles, and the free app allows it to be remotely watched and records with the ipad turned off, so I can hide it in a good hiding spot so if somebody broke into the car and stole the camera, I still have the video
4. 2019-06-01 at 1:27 AM UTC in Getting head sucks
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   ...but not as much as having to give it.
5. 2019-06-01 at 1:26 AM UTC in Muh mennel health
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   is perfect well, except for ocd and anxiety, but I can't just have some valium for it. :icon13:
6. 2019-05-27 at 11:36 PM UTC in I don't know shit about the beatles.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I don't even know which one it was that shot himself. Paul Lenon I think.
7. 2019-05-27 at 8:25 PM UTC in Reminder that you have a dashcam if you drive.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   sure, why not?
8. 2019-05-27 at 8:22 PM UTC in Reminder that you have a dashcam if you drive.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   you should*
   
   They're not that expensive and it could save your ass bigtime someday, plus you'll almost certainly get some stuff on video worth keeping. I'm getting a nice one and i'm gonna use my old gopro for the back.
9. 2019-05-27 at 8:11 PM UTC in If you like ASMR but you don't want to admit it...
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I don't get it, whats unique about the audio?
10. 2019-05-27 at 5:55 AM UTC in Meth cooking music
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
11. 2019-05-27 at 5:47 AM UTC in 4+20 = 24 24+420 = 444 😱🤯
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I had a feeling the number 444 meant something...its 420 endcoded.
12. 2019-05-27 at 3:53 AM UTC in Does combing several craft bees together make a new craft beer?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I'll make one called "NIS" and just put one of the banners for the label 💩
13. 2019-05-27 at 3:48 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    iusfilerudgkhdfxyukejghfyuirewjrkh
14. 2019-05-27 at 2:57 AM UTC in states where marijuana isn't legal recreationally
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Its legal here now but its gonna take another year until the shops can open cause licensing going through and shit. I wish I had some seeds so I could start growing some.
15. 2019-05-26 at 10:30 PM UTC in androidaphobia
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I'm bi-os. I use iOS & Android.
16. 2019-05-26 at 9:41 PM UTC in Housekeeping is going to come into my room shortly, so I'm laying naked on the bed...
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Are you gonna stay hard for the whole couple hours or more you sit there and wait, get a boner instantly when they knock, or let then see you dick when it's small?
17. 2019-05-26 at 8:52 PM UTC in I want to talk to the manager...
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ...and tell him what good service you provided.
18. 2019-05-26 at 6:32 PM UTC in eating oatmeal right out of the jug
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    🐴
19. 2019-05-26 at 6:29 PM UTC in If recreational nitrous oxide were legal...
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    would they oughtta create an empty canister exchange program?
20. 2019-05-26 at 7:17 AM UTC in I can't believe 2008 was 11 years ago
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Probably the last year my life could've been salvaged.