Posts by Needledick Needledick Needledick

1. 2019-06-20 at 11:55 PM UTC in Vegetarian hamburgers are a satanic plot to change human DNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Prrof it.
2. 2019-06-20 at 11:36 PM UTC in I might be getting a big refund for the medical bill I've been paying on...
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   That'll be enough to buy some more cool cameras & an audio bug & some other cool shit on eBay, some lottery tickets, and some to add to my savings account. And of course no more making the rest of those $50 payments. Thank you karma .
3. 2019-06-20 at 11:29 PM UTC in I hope my funeral is just a couple cemetery workers...or inmates from the local jail.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   It would be funny.
4. 2019-06-20 at 2:47 AM UTC in Fallen in love with a Thai girl (again)
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I'm gonna get a mail order bride too someday 👰🏻😍.
5. 2019-06-19 at 4:34 PM UTC in Hey waterboy!
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Weed sucks, alcohol is better
   
   T-H-C
   
   Aaaalcohol
   
   T-H-C
   
   Not only does alcohol taste better, it relieves anxiety better too, idiot
   
   T-H-C
   
   
   Weeeeeed sucks, it really sucks, it sucks, it suuuucks.
6. 2019-06-19 at 10:25 AM UTC in Waking up at 4am is really chill
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   People will think you're prowling for cars to break into
7. 2019-06-19 at 12:33 AM UTC in I've been getting a lot of credit cards offered to me.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   That must mean my credit score is going up :icon14:.
8. 2019-06-18 at 8:37 PM UTC in some fag in california got triggered by my license plate
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   For your jap scrap
9. 2019-06-18 at 5:02 PM UTC in I'm so not gonna give a shit at my other (shitty) job today...
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   If I miss a couple things, too bad🖕.
10. 2019-06-18 at 12:18 AM UTC in 🧞‍♂️
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    💩
11. 2019-06-17 at 5:23 AM UTC in The user above me is addicted to ________.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    melatonin
12. 2019-06-17 at 5:04 AM UTC in The user above me is addicted to ________.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Ice fishing.
13. 2019-06-17 at 2:43 AM UTC in Can somebody clean my ipad mini's screen for me?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    The post office is closer.
14. 2019-06-17 at 2:42 AM UTC in Can somebody clean my ipad mini's screen for me?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I'll next day ship it with a return next day envelope with postage already paid inside. I'm too lazy to do it myself.
15. 2019-06-16 at 4 AM UTC in Im daydreaming of Douglas Monks...
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    
16. 2019-06-16 at 3:12 AM UTC in I found a computer hard drive sewn into a bag I ordered from E-Bay. What should I do?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    If its from china turn it over to the FBI.
17. 2019-06-16 at 2:56 AM UTC in How do you get by if you run out of toilet paper and don't have any money to get more?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Hold it in 💪💩
18. 2019-06-15 at 8:10 PM UTC in an easy legal way to make a million dollars
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    *sends OP a counterfeit 100*
19. 2019-06-15 at 8:02 PM UTC in Gonna send my cum to a girl in 'Murica... How long will it last in a tube?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Vac seal it and pack it with dry ice.
20. 2019-06-15 at 2:58 AM UTC in When was the last time your country was colonised/occupied by another and by whom?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Around 250 - 300 years ago, by native american tribes.