Posts by Needledick Needledick Needledick

1. 2019-06-27 at 4:05 AM UTC in Weed induced Panic Attack!!!
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I can't wait til I can smoke pot again so I can sit there and watch my security cameras set up around the house while i'm paranoid & high.
2. 2019-06-27 at 4:02 AM UTC in Stick a feather in your hat, Yankee doodle
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
3. 2019-06-26 at 4:55 PM UTC in Would you change your name if somebody famously disgraced it?
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   What if something besides serial killing?
4. 2019-06-26 at 4:54 PM UTC in the absolute best potentiator of marijuana
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Shoulda told me sooner 🖕.
5. 2019-06-26 at 4:53 PM UTC in Would you change your name if somebody famously disgraced it?
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   If your name was Ted Bundy or something, and then after Ted Bundy was caught and everything would still keep the name?
6. 2019-06-26 at 4:37 PM UTC in It's too bad I can't just piss in the drains on the floor at work instead of going to the bathroom.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Except people can see me standing there pissin.
7. 2019-06-25 at 4:12 AM UTC in Hopefully someday we will all be required to wear body cams when we go out.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   We'd be all be safer, from everything from crimes to false ass grabbing accusations. Maybe people would be less rude if you could post the video of them being an asshole to some website where people can search that persons name and find any videos people posted of them being an asshole. And have them equipped with facial recognition.
8. 2019-06-25 at 12:33 AM UTC in What's your fav madonna song?
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I think it's borderline for me. Wuts urs?
9. 2019-06-23 at 9:28 PM UTC in A paradox I came up with that isn't a paradox at all probably
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Why make billions when we can make... Millions
10. 2019-06-23 at 9:36 AM UTC in I bet the mona lisa would look creepy on acid.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    💀
11. 2019-06-23 at 4:59 AM UTC in attention marijuana pipe users
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Scrape it out & smoke it.
12. 2019-06-23 at 4:18 AM UTC in Have you ever gone into bathroom just to fart?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Sometimes once a while I do. I'll pull my down the back of my pants to get rid of the smell so i don't carry it with me back out. I keep forgetting to buy some gas relief tablets.
13. 2019-06-22 at 11:08 PM UTC in Hangovers are the most psychedelic of all
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    The hallucinations/visions and delirium of alcohol withdrawal would be kinda nice, the rest sucks fuckin ass.
14. 2019-06-22 at 10:17 PM UTC in What pet store would have monkey fighting snakes?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Because I got a Monday to Friday plane that needs to be exterminated.
15. 2019-06-22 at 12:08 PM UTC in Are you calm and relaxed?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    When i have a chance to take a few shots or nitrous hits.
16. 2019-06-22 at 12:05 PM UTC in what is an occupation someone could do online/remotely
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    mturk.com
17. 2019-06-22 at 6:41 AM UTC in Could they make a balloon that never comes down?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Like some design where the helium would never escape and it would just float around the sky forever?
18. 2019-06-22 at 5:30 AM UTC in Putting a fake rubber turd in a urinal.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    So whoever has to clean it will be relived that it was just a fake rubber turd put there by some goofball 💩.
19. 2019-06-22 at 5:07 AM UTC in bank accts = 0
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    My savings account is 4 figures .
20. 2019-06-22 at 4:58 AM UTC in You think i'd crumble, you think i'd lay down and die oh no not I...
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I was a 5