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1. 2019-07-07 at 3:29 AM UTC in What genetic information is in girls/womens eggs?
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   .. cause that would be kinda weird if generic instructions to make dick & balls in inside females.
2. 2019-07-07 at 3:06 AM UTC in I don't jack off ..
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   ..everyday.
3. 2019-07-07 at 2:51 AM UTC in When you see an old classic car in good condition out driving, do you ever think.. .
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   .. . that you'd kind of like to see it get into an accident and see the person be devastated? Maybe not old classic cars so much but lambo's yeah 🖕
4. 2019-07-07 at 12:06 AM UTC in Happening in California
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   glad I don't live in cali so i dont gotta worry bout a superquake
5. 2019-07-07 at 12:03 AM UTC in was picking up dirty clothes off the floor ELIPSES
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III found some xanax in my bed took that shit went back to sleep

   
   Its the xanax fairy! 💊🧚‍♀️
6. 2019-07-06 at 4:33 AM UTC in I see the armored truck guys service the ATM at corner store at about the same time a couple days a week..
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   ..I thought they were supposed to be more random?
7. 2019-07-06 at 3:11 AM UTC in When the bottom of your car scrapes a concrete parking barricade.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   
8. 2019-07-06 at 2:27 AM UTC in You just lost THE GAME
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   what, the circle game? 👌
9. 2019-07-06 at 1:05 AM UTC in Why don't more chicks exclaim "go suck my pussy" like guys say "suck my dick"?
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   It would be a hardcore way to tell someone off.
10. 2019-07-05 at 10:32 PM UTC in A couple squirrels were just purposely dropping acorns on my head...
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    chuck them back at them..
    
    😠🖕🐿
11. 2019-07-05 at 9:48 PM UTC in When you're working at a job with nametags and somebody calls you by your name
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    One time I was at a store (that I don't work at) and a stranger who I have no idea who they were said hi to me and said my name
12. 2019-07-05 at 3:47 AM UTC in Lanny called me a fag because..
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Thanked cause you have a dashcam.
13. 2019-07-05 at 3:03 AM UTC in 🎆
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    🎇
14. 2019-07-04 at 10:25 PM UTC in If you bent over in front of a horse would it bang your ass?
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    If you had like a horse head costume? Or even long hair? 🐴
15. 2019-07-04 at 9:48 PM UTC in I should have bought a smoke bomb to throw on the roof of the restaurant today.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ..just to keep in my back pocket if it gets too busy. That's what I'd do if i had some balls anyway.
    
    Speakin of smoke bombs I should probably buy some tommrow before the fireworks tents are gone. I could probably use those if there is ever a swarm of bees outside or an apocylypse or something.
16. 2019-07-04 at 4:50 AM UTC in Diet urine.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    If you piss out diet soda is it diet urine?
17. 2019-07-04 at 4:29 AM UTC in Blacking out
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III why would you choose to drink alcohol instead of taking etizolam? if you just take a little etiz you won't black out and you can get a pretty fuzzy content drunkish feeling, with no hangover. you should be ashamed of yourself

    
    etiz is still nice to add a shot & a beer with.
18. 2019-07-04 at 3:02 AM UTC in PSA: Benzedrex/Propylhexedrine showed up as meth on the test they gave me in the ICU
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ^ Can false positives from poppy seeds in bagels/food be proved from lab confirmation?
19. 2019-07-03 at 10:47 PM UTC in Cannabis oil cartridges are a rip off...
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

    Originally posted by WellHung At 45 bucks a pop, these fuckers last only 3 to 5 days. Some of the oil is always left in the cartridge and doesn't get vaporized, for whatever reason. Fuck that bullshit. What a scam. Looks like its back to smoking flower, folks.

    
    You cant break it open & smoke it?
20. 2019-07-03 at 10:34 PM UTC in Blacking out
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ^ so you were bottomless?