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2019-07-12 at 11:08 PM UTC in i found a bag of drugs on the ground yesterday
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2019-07-12 at 10:51 PM UTC in i found a bag of drugs on the ground yesterdayI found a baggy on the floor with like 4 10mg oxycodones one time. I looked up the markings so it wasn't mystery trucks and got nicely high.
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2019-07-11 at 2:46 AM UTC in aldra realizes that the largest and most venomous scorpions are found in Northern Australia......
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2019-07-11 at 2:45 AM UTC in aldra realizes that the largest and most venomous scorpions are found in Northern Australia......
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2019-07-11 at 1 AM UTC in using python to give myself an A in math classUse a colt python
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2019-07-10 at 2:37 PM UTC in If u had the opportunity to be a dictator of a nation, would u take it?Why the hell wouldn't you?
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2019-07-10 at 2:23 PM UTC in If I had the balls I'd do whippits in my car on "cigarette" breaks at my shitty dishwashing job.
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2019-07-10 at 1:53 PM UTC in If I had the balls I'd do whippits in my car on "cigarette" breaks at my shitty dishwashing job.I might do that after I'm done with probation and it ain't illegal for me to have whippits in my possession. I could anyways if I really wanted to but it would be too inconvenient having to get the dispenser & chargers out of the hiding spot and then putting it back before I leave that its like fuck all that..
Maybe I'll fill up a couple balloons to bring so if I'm pulled over on the way i can just deflate them quickly & easily and it's no risk, just for the sake of doing it for shits & giggles 🤘🎈💩. I'll probably say I'm gonna but actually won't get around to it before probation is done anyways. -
2019-07-09 at 10:56 PM UTC in If gayness was completely removed, would you actually mind sucking dick?Let's say you live in an alternate reality where all humans are both male and female and have both a dick + a pussy, and your fuckbuddy or whatever wanted you to give them head and has no preference which one you suck. In that scenario where theres no such thing as gay I could see myself choosing dick up to 50% of the time.. . It would be a girls dick and you could go back and forth from his/her dick & pussy in the same head session.
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2019-07-09 at 10:26 PM UTC in when you take a rip off a bong and 30 seconds later work callsJust don't answer
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2019-07-09 at 10:24 PM UTC in What genetic information is in girls/womens eggs?
Originally posted by Sophie The guy's gene's determine the gender. XY for a boy XX for a girl. Girls just have XX so they can't donate a Y chromosome.
Originally posted by Jojoman mothers pass on mitochondrial DNA in which you inherit jediness from your mother
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2019-07-09 at 3:50 AM UTC in The gallon challenge
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2019-07-09 at 2:50 AM UTC in Losing your job over social media?social media is gay
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2019-07-08 at 8:08 PM UTC in What do you do when people tailgate you?I'm usually just like "go around me then you pussy" and / or just stop looking in the mirror forget about them.
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2019-07-08 at 4:23 AM UTC in Legalize faggot marijuanaIt is
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2019-07-08 at 2:29 AM UTC in fish never get dirtypost that on /showerthoughts. 👍
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2019-07-07 at 11:31 PM UTC in I give up on watching the walking dead.I'm just gonna read the summarys of the episodes to find out what happens..............................................................................................................................................................
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2019-07-07 at 11:24 PM UTC in Healthcare should be completely and utterly paid for by the governmentMedicaid
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2019-07-07 at 7:27 AM UTC in 28 (sober) days later...Probation is helping me exercise & strengthen willpower and self control 💪.
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2019-07-07 at 4:08 AM UTC in My crypto portfolioTRUUUUUUUUCKS!
