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  1. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I know people who will just shit right in their seat, then alert the staff they need a cleanup on an "accident" they had. They are then given the royal treatment and get their ass wiped and scrubbed and oiled and powdered for free.

    Doing that on purpose in a plane should get you on the no fly list.
  2. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ...so it could be an even foot.
  3. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Originally posted by Solstice I took 180 mg molly the other day and puked almost out of nowhere on the comeup, that's when you know it's good shit.

    Did you snort or swallow it?
  4. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ...and not tie it shut before they toss it out the window, so the only litter is s condom and not a plastic water bottle of piss sitting there for who knows how long getting heated up in the sun fermenting getting disgusting for someone to carefully dispose of someday.
  5. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Bullshit its gotta be more than that.
  6. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    hiow long until he crawls back to motel 6?
  7. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I kinda don't like driving around with a full tank because... thats a full tank of gas that could explode if I got into a bad accident. I would like to always drive around with less than an 8th of a tank if I could. I'd also like to just only ever go out driving really early on sunday mornings when theres no traffic, its nice.
  8. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ❄️🍑

    🖕
  9. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    you mean bananna pepper...
  10. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    better yet, just stay home.
  11. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Coulda shoulda woulda.
  12. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Probably a test.
  13. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I'm tired and I have to go to that stupid shitty ass shithole after getting up early and working at the job that doesn't suck dick today, I feel like I wanna vent a little anger...

    I'm talking about one of the things that's already at the table, like the salt shaker, but I think they could break that free so maybe superglue the top of the ketchup bottle shut + stuck to the bottle.
  14. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    That sucks. What were you sending Bill Krozby?
  15. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I think I'm gonna get some gas relief tablets today. I've walked on thin ice having to fart at work for the last time .
  16. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm like a 7 on the paranoia scale without substances. When I'm sober everyone has as fucked up a mind as I do. Chinese people are conspiring against me and if I recognize someone I kno they're immediately texting people who hate me and there s going to be a situation when I step outside. Every car is an undercover and the worst thing is about to happen all the time

    Read up on gangstalking
  17. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    *foggy night

    ...would it shine a bright rainbow beam in the air?
  18. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    80% body fat? 90%?
  19. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Party?
  20. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I almost kind of wish I had less than a year to live so then with all the consequences of getting caught being removed I would be able to go on a theft spree across the country, stealing cars, valuables, cash, getting an occasional jackpot, picking a town on the map and going there for the next adventure and not being afraid or caring if I get caught because I would't care since I'd soon be dead. That would be a freedom, maybe thats why some people do stuff like a bank robbery, they talk themself into it by being like "fuck it I don't care if I get caught".

    Or being a heavy alcoholic kind of sounds like it would be nice in a way too, being drunk all the time would be like being on a vacation. You'd only feel like shit a few short moments when you have no BAC and have no booze or cash on hand so you have come up with a few bucks to get withdrawal relief, then a little more money and your back on vacation again. I think its highly likely I will have a stint being a serious alcoholic like that sometime in my life.

    Wanting to break free is what it is I think, not having to get up to do something you don't want to. It could be the same reason people spend thousands they save up for to go on a vacation, its worth it to them to spend that much money to have that freedom for a week instead of all the other things they could have bought.
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