Posts by Erekshun

1. 2019-01-16 at 1:52 AM UTC in Anti-gun types
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by omn5;pvl Fact: You're statistically more likely to kill yourself with your surrogate phallus than have to use it for self defense

   
   Then why are you hiding under your bed?
2. 2019-01-16 at 1:32 AM UTC in Anti-gun types
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by omn5;pvl Typical right wing gun nut putting Feelings over Facts

   
   Fact: I ain't waiting on the cops to defend me.
3. 2019-01-16 at 1:28 AM UTC in Anti-gun types
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by omn5;pvl Fact: The USA has the highest rate of gun ownership in the world
   Fact: The USA has the highest murder rate of all developed countries
   Conclusion: Guns enable people to kill each other at a higher rate and should therefore be banned

   
   Ok, bamboo torture for you.
4. 2019-01-16 at 1:22 AM UTC in Anti-gun types
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   You don't have a gun? Seems like a lot of energy spent when you can just shoot them.
5. 2019-01-16 at 1:06 AM UTC in Risir and CandyRein have not been posting much lately...
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Mmqueer is mad!
6. 2019-01-16 at 12:40 AM UTC in How to prevent winter dandruff?
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Giving head and rubbing shoulders?
7. 2019-01-16 at 12:24 AM UTC in How to prevent winter dandruff?
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Try T-gel.
8. 2019-01-16 at 12:16 AM UTC in China is growing cotton on the moon
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   The moon police have been notified and are on the way to investigate. I think they want to know if there was any tax fraud.
9. 2019-01-16 at 12:13 AM UTC in Risir and CandyRein have not been posting much lately...
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Why did you cringe?
10. 2019-01-15 at 11:52 PM UTC in PLAYING WITH FIRE
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Had some friends over one weekend because the mom and pop had gone out of town. We got drunk and passed out and we woke up and decided to cook breakfast so we put bacon in the gas stove broiler and forgot about it until the smoke was pouring out. My friend opened up the broiler and fire was raging up the oven part. He grabbed a cup and filled it with water and by the time I said NOOOOOOOOOO! It was too late. That grease and fire jumped away from that water like Candy runs from Matt. Fire was everywhere and my friend got burned but fuck his stupid ass! So we ran out of the house (fire was everywhere) over to the neighbors and called the fire department but the house was now in burn down mode, it was too late when the sirens arrived. It worked out because they had insurance and there was no evidence of the beer cans and the cat was across the street.
11. 2019-01-15 at 11:20 PM UTC in Psy-ops Guide - Rules of engagement for alt spam posting
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Grylls i am the only real female on this forum

    
    Identified.
12. 2019-01-15 at 2:12 AM UTC in The moon doesn't exist
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    It wont be long before I am walking around on the moon and stepping on some dog shit! Pick up your dog's shit fuckers!
13. 2019-01-15 at 1:28 AM UTC in Does your boyfriend kiss ya?
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    You are a weird dude.
14. 2019-01-15 at 1:17 AM UTC in Does your boyfriend kiss ya?
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Except HTS is a dude.
15. 2019-01-15 at 12:50 AM UTC in This bitch is boring which brings forth a question
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by omn5;pvl 17:47

    
    But see, when I read this it's a lie.
16. 2019-01-15 at 12:36 AM UTC in This bitch is boring which brings forth a question
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I am on the atlantic.
17. 2019-01-15 at 12:30 AM UTC in This bitch is boring which brings forth a question
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    It's night time here.
18. 2019-01-15 at 12:24 AM UTC in The moon doesn't exist
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by UNSUB Look out your window at the moon
    
    See that guy wavin? Well it’s me
    
    
    BOOM

    
    Bring my shoe back.
19. 2019-01-14 at 11:59 PM UTC in My friend was found dead in the trunk of his car
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Friends don't let friends die in trunks. Some friend you are.
20. 2019-01-14 at 11:47 PM UTC in The moon doesn't exist
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    It's real, I have been there. I left my shoe. If we ever go back I want my shoe.