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  1. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Shifty five
  2. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Sudo tfw your phone autocorrects "soooo" to "sploo"

    I have a friend whose name starts with N and every time I go to type it my autocorrect wants to type niggasin.space
  3. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    What equipment do you use? Where do you shave? Do you use any creams, lotions, or oils?
  4. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I peed on myself in elementary school once.

    This isn't your diary, milk sack bitch
  5. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    goblins are goblins, unannounced
  6. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    hey its me ur brother
  7. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Five years and over 3.6 trillion dollars later and the asshole could not be in better shape.
  8. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    yeah I only ever did jenk the once
  9. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box moms deserve everything they get, they signed up for it when they took a dick

    is this how you justify raping kittens in front of your mom?
  10. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    It didn't help that I was screaming and flailing violently because I'd fallen into another dimension
  11. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I'll never forget the time my mom walked in on me and a friend doing whippets (Nitrous Oxide, for the uninformed). Of all the drugs she could have walked in on me doing, it was that, and she thought it was like the worst thing ever. She still holds it against me.

    Fuck, I even used to have IV track marks, and full on admitted to rectally administering all kinds of drugs.

    Huffing gas out of a balloon seems to be a hot button issue with her though.

    It's always funny what people think are bad drugs.

    I had a friend's family member flush some of my DMT once. This was someone who was okay with us doing all sorts of other psychedelics and smoking weed. I've even lit foils with syncan on them for her because of her arthritis.

    I think mostly it was the glass dick that scared her. That shit looks scary to people who don't use drugs.
  12. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Damn this thread is sweet.

    Tell your mom you love her every time she calls. You never know when it'll be the last time.
  13. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    dont stop me now
  14. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    rizzo is a kitten fucker
  15. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box that's not irony its just iron content learn the difference it could save a life

    kitten fucker
  16. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Suck my dick you bisexual person who sucks dick sometimes.

    Suck it faggot.

    Suck it.

    Your dick looks like a dying purple helmet alien
  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    It was summer and we walked there for free ice cream, but there was no free ice cream. We were high and read the sign wrong. So instead of eating ice cream we walked behind the school and pissed on a set of glass double doors. I don't know why, but it was a good day.
  18. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by PhD in Condom Mechanics Hehehe GOLD JERRY, GOLD

    Im pickle rick
  19. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Itt: future shitty investment bankers
  20. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Sounds like things are looking up man. Hold in your nitrous at the dentist to boost the ket.
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