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2019-03-17 at 10:56 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Methuselah I watched the trailer and he didn’t seem funny at all to me. Just seems like a regular dude you’d meet at a cocktail party or something, not a professional comedian
He has some good jokes. I only suggest watching if you're into the political aspect of it. There are a few episodes I haven't finished or just skipped over entirely because it wasn't interesting. He can dig pretty deep though. I remember the Saudi Arabian episode (which was banned in Saudi Arabia lol) was pretty good. -
2019-03-17 at 10:54 PM UTC in Dump thread
Originally posted by Methuselah I put that Latin shit in google translate and it said shit like “smartphone” in English lol.
How the fuck does a dead language have the word smartphone. They didn’t have words for either of those things back then
The ancient people of Latania were far more advanced than modern education has led us to believe.
I mean they had motherfucking aqua ducks. -
2019-03-17 at 10:53 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editiongorgonta93@hotmail.com
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2019-03-17 at 10:52 PM UTC in DMT overdose story
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2019-03-17 at 10:50 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionHave you guys watched that Patriot Act thing on Netflix? Hassan something. It's pretty good but the parts about hip hop/shoes are annoying as shit. I enjoy the education side of it more than the comedy though tbh.
I really like the whole dismantling thing he does too. -
2019-03-17 at 10:47 PM UTC in DMT overdose story
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2019-03-17 at 10:46 PM UTC in Dump thread
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2019-03-17 at 10:17 PM UTC in DMT overdose storyFurthermore, when I did the DMT I only had a rig sized torch.
Henceforth, I overdosed.
Any questions? -
2019-03-17 at 10:15 PM UTC in DMT overdose storyI had been tripping all night on LSD when my phone rang.
"Hey, faggot, do you wanna throw in for some DMT with me?"
"Yeah, how much."
Record scratch. You may be wondering how I got here. Well, it all started about a week ago, when I was knee deep in some pussy and gasping for air.
"help pls"
record scratch you may be wondering how the hell i got here well it all started about a week in the future when I was buying some DMT. I had done DMT before, and even broken through a few times, but this time was different. -
2019-03-17 at 10:10 PM UTC in Can you boof T-PAIN?
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2019-03-17 at 10:09 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionYes that's exactly right, Jim Jefferies is not funny.
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2019-03-17 at 10:08 PM UTC in Can you boof T-PAIN?
Originally posted by DietPiano Sublingual T-PAIN goes hard as hell on your frenulum. I'm pretty hesitant to put that shit in my prescious butthole.
Yeah, nobody should. We have users here who have been hospitalized after injecting it. It's dumb as shit. You'd have to be a real retard to put something so caustic into such sensitive areas.
When I was addicted to the stuff, I used to wash out the jars and save them in a little plastic bottle. Did this for a month or so when I decided to finally pour it out. The T-PAIN had started eating through the bottle. I cut it open out of curiosity and it was all rough and sharp on the inside, you could clearly see where the water line for the T-PAIN in, as well as varying grades of degradation from each time I put another wash in there. The bottom was damn near crumbly and I honestly don't know how it stayed together.
That shit is such overpriced garbage. I still have a jar of it that I haven't touched in like two years lol. -
2019-03-17 at 10:04 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-03-17 at 10:03 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by Technologist Radiology positioning. I’d travel, but I get $.58 per mile, and $30 an hour while on the road. The hourly rate while I’m teaching is amazing. It’s all stuff I know inside and out, and I’d get to pick my days to work. Not sure I wanna work my days off, but that money is the shit!
DO IT
Are you a radiologist? -
2019-03-17 at 10:01 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionfinish killing urself scron
guarantee nobody would be chipping in for YOUR autopsy report. -
2019-03-17 at 9:45 PM UTC in HTS-N00b kicked out Scroin for sucking on his meth pipe glass dick all the timeLame
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2019-03-17 at 8:26 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Octavian The only feel of Zoklet/Totse I get from here is the fucking wallpaper, and the odd member who isn't disillusioned enough to carry on posting. The fact is the Autists know they're ruining something that has potential, yet they talk about how much they hate everyone and the site?
I would have a site with designated mods regardless of what others thought of that particular person, e.g. Spectral.
Yes, I would even give Spectral a chance regardless of what other people think. If he fucked up then he would be voted out by unanimous decision, by a board of like minded mods who are not Autistic.
The whole multiple alts, dick spamming faggotry has ruined what could have been an awesome site, and only Lanny is to blame for letting it happen.
I don't necessarily like SpectraL, and I don't really wanna see him as a mod, but I think he'd do a good job being impartial and keeping the place clean.
Would rather see Zanick, CASPER, or Gadzooks as mod though. I myself would make a terrible mod. -
2019-03-17 at 8:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-03-17 at 7:19 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Octavian I'm seriously considering jumping ship and starting a collective Totse legacy forum that we all have imput on, free of hardcore Autistic kidiot spam. There's elements of serious intellectual discussion here, but it's really hindered by one liner retard posting.
This is by no means disrespect to Lanny, but I feel that obvious needs are not addressed seriously. The banners are fucking awful. Some ugly faggot and office paint pics.
CRINGE
We need a moderated section here. I feel another site would just fragment the community. -
2019-03-17 at 7:18 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
