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2019-03-19 at 3:10 PM UTC in Show of hands, how many of us own or have owned a Gemini-20 milligram scale?Interesting. This is why I won't ever inject street drugs. Who fucking knows what you're putting into yourself.
I remember BradleyB's secret to rocking coke was Sprite lol. -
2019-03-19 at 3:08 PM UTC in Describe your IRL nameCreamy taco
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2019-03-19 at 3:07 PM UTC in There is a silent hill esque siren going where I liveMaybe a tornado siren? We get them on the first Tuesday of every month here when they test the sirens.
Scares the fuck out of anyone who happens to visit on those days. They think some serious shit is going down. I always forget to say its a test and not a real warning lol. If there's ever a tornado midday on the first Tuesday of the month, I'd never know. -
2019-03-19 at 3:03 PM UTC in What would your most critical sexual partner share with us if he/she came here to ruin you?Just check hydros post history
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2019-03-19 at 2:59 PM UTC in Malice's Autopsy ReportJust because his brain was physically normal does not mean it was normal when he was alive, right? I haven't looked at the autopsy report in full yet but there's no way they could like, MRI that shit. Like if he was schizo for example, i dont think that would've shown.
Don't think it's fair to imply that there was nothing wrong with malice. He suffered from some weird and intense social problems at the very least and idk if I believe that you can totally construct that kind of prison. I mean towards the end he was actually having psychotic episodes it seemed. -
2019-03-19 at 2:46 PM UTC in Hilarious real life namesI can just hear my elementary school teacher mispronouncing these
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2019-03-19 at 4:11 AM UTC in Dump thread
Originally posted by inert_observer Austin yuccie live-edge selvage plaid cornhole taxidermy, semiotics ugh. Microdosing ugh everyday carry, shoreditch kitsch umami meh. Tbh unicorn 8-bit blog, farm-to-table heirloom kale chips. 8-bit shabby chic vaporware bespoke ennui trust fund.
Letterpress knausgaard health goth, mumblecore tbh shaman kitsch woke. Hell of pinterest raclette before they sold out keytar la croix VHS food truck shabby chic typewriter taxidermy twee venmo locavore. Whatever jianbing gochujang chillwave green juice VHS, meggings lyft locavore sriracha messenger bag marfa pinterest. Hella tote bag ennui authentic health goth tofu.
Yo what the fuck is this lol -
2019-03-19 at 4:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-03-19 at 4:08 AM UTC in Hilarious real life namesShitty names like these should be considered child abuse.
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2019-03-19 at 4:06 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-03-19 at 4:05 AM UTC in The Tale of Gnatty Light: God of CreationThe first thing to ever exist in the history of the universe, was a glass of lemonade.
"I am in love," Gnatty proclaimed, making love the second thing to exist.
"I am happy," Gnatty shouted, bringing joy to the cosmos.
"I am thirsty," he then said, creating the existence of desire and suffering. It was the first taste of unpleasantness that the all-deity had ever experienced. He did not like it.
Gnatty grasped at the glass, created the mouth, and chugged the yellow water in one go. "Delicious," he said. "How joyous and good. I love lemonade." Gnatty smiled. "I LOVE LEMONADE," he shouted to the mountains. "I LOVE LIFE," he shouted to the rivers and valleys.
The birth of worlds was too much for Gnatty to handle. Here he was, all alone. The only being in the universe.
"I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS," Gnatty said, filling the planets with glasses and glasses of lemonade.
Gnatty invented arms, and twirled about a field of flowers and gophers. "What a delightful thing this existence is! I love the flowers, and gophers, and all of my lemonade. But I am rather tired, so I think I will make a bed and then go to it."
The deity did as he thought, and thought as he did, never thinking twice, God forbid. He built a house in the image of a squid.
But try as he might, Gnatty could not sleep. He cried and invented and counted the sheep.
"It's much too bright," Gnatty exclaimed. "Come sleep with me, my son. Just hop into bed." The son did as directed, and lowered deep past the horizon.
"Goodnight, dear gophers. Goodnight, valued flowers." Gnatty wept a single Indian tear. "But most of all, goodnight to you, my lemonade."
Ever since that day, Gnatty has lived happily among the flowers, gophers, and endless glasses of lemonade. The End. Please clap. -
2019-03-19 at 3:41 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionWhat means "jerking off"?
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2019-03-19 at 3:38 AM UTC in Show of hands, how many of us own or have owned a Gemini-20 milligram scale?Elmer's glue you say?
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2019-03-19 at 3:37 AM UTC in Malice's Autopsy Report
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2019-03-19 at 3:30 AM UTC in Malice's Autopsy ReportThanks for the closure, Casper.
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2019-03-18 at 8:23 PM UTC in what if u robbed a radiologist by pointing the xray at their dick and demanding all the morphine
Originally posted by Ghost Yeah but they probably get cancer doing that shit
I would rather work in the factory that assembled the radioactive isotopes to use in the machines, if your gonna get cancer might as well get it doing something cool
They don't get cancer doing that. Xrays have a very weak form of radiation that takes a shitload of times to affect the patient.
Radiologists are far away when the rays go off, also. -
2019-03-18 at 8:20 PM UTC in Methuselah is a highly entertaining poster, as is Ghost...I'm better than both of them
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2019-03-18 at 8:19 PM UTC in Steak sauce is an abomination
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2019-03-18 at 7:56 PM UTC in If you elevate dopamine and norepinephrine levels in your brain...
Originally posted by WellHung Go huff some glue, Mr. Clueless. These are neurotransmitters… they're not systems.
Fucking lol
You remind me of some kid that told me about how he smoked so much weed he had low dopamine levels
If you're not discussing specific receptor sites then you can fuck right on off. -
2019-03-18 at 7:03 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editioney casper im waitin 4 ur upload bb
