Posts by Ughhu

1. 2018-12-06 at 3:28 AM UTC in Nobody is allowed to post in this thread but me
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

   Originally posted by GGG What a nice thread i have

   
   Sharing is caring
2. 2018-12-06 at 3:25 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   He’s on the foreskin of modern science
3. 2018-12-06 at 3:11 AM UTC in folks, this time of year is tough for me...
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   Take some Wellbutrin during the winter. You’ll be right as rain
4. 2018-12-06 at 3:06 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   This is what the google produced:
   
   First and foremost, do whatever necessary to keep the size of the penis constant.
   Use a force meter, tie a string to front end of the penis (Figure 1). While the string is relaxed, you will measure zero force, because all of the penis's weight is being balanced by the pulling force from the body. From this point on, all forces measurements are automatically converted to mass, they are obtained by multiplying the measured force and the appropriate gravitational constant, so if you are doing this on earth, can use 9.8 m/s^2.
   Slowly pull the force meter upwards, you will start to record some mass (Figure 2), the string starts to take over some of the weight of the penis. The important part here is keeping the string perfectly vertical, in order to do this you will have to shift the force meter further away from the body. This detail is crucial and could be the major source of error of this method.
   Continue to pull up until the penis is horizontal. At this point, the weight of the penis is evenly distributed between the string and the body, if the measured mass is 30 g, then the mass of the penis is 60 g (Figure 3).
   If you continue to pull up, at some point the force will increase, the body is exerting a force to balance the pulling force in order to keep the penis connected, the measured mass at this point is no longer valid (Figure 4).
   
   The schematic diagram demonstrates the four different stages mentioned above, and a plot of mass vs distance. The main challenge in this practice is to ensure minimum force between the penis and the body.
5. 2018-12-06 at 3 AM UTC in Whipits
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   Ok so sounds like I’ll give it a try. I’ll let erbody know how it goes later this week.
6. 2018-12-04 at 2:40 AM UTC in Whipits
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   care to share your methods?
7. 2018-12-04 at 2:36 AM UTC in Lanny, Triangalism??
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   Is that their symbol? I have never seen it before
8. 2018-12-04 at 2:34 AM UTC in No Religious Forum? Anyone Catholic
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   I’m into the boogeyman. Just as real as Jesus but has less judgment on my sins. And none of his reps rape boys and nobody kills in his name
9. 2018-12-04 at 2:30 AM UTC in Virgins
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   I’m sure many of you are virgins and that’s ok. For the rest how many virgins have you slept with? I personally have 3. As you get older it’s impossible to get more. So try hard while your young!
10. 2018-12-04 at 1:06 AM UTC in Whipits
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Worth it? Could get set up for free. Anybody have experience with it?
11. 2018-12-03 at 2:18 PM UTC in Eating ass
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Tongue punch in the fart box
12. 2018-12-03 at 5:01 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    You would get the cubic inch by measuring the water displaced no?
13. 2018-12-03 at 5 AM UTC in Why are so many chicks getting dude haircuts?
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Silky smooth.
    I miss my long hair. Except when it’s hot out or washing it or getting it in my eyes. Maybe it wasn’t all that great other than snowboarding and biking really fast
14. 2018-12-03 at 4:54 AM UTC in I finally feel like a person
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    A lot better than feeling like a piece of shit
15. 2018-12-03 at 4:53 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

    Originally posted by GGG So how do you deal with bones?
    
    And difference in density throughout the body?
    
    You cant just average out the human body to find dick weight.

    
    No but I’m sure there is a weight of blood and skin. No bones in the dick in case you didn’t know that already. Is basically a skin balloon.
    
    
    

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Sooo… sink your dick into a mold of wet clay?

    
    No fill a beaker to the top with water. Measure the exact amount. Then put your dick in there. And remeasure the remaining water that wasn’t displaced. It will give a cubic volume of your wang. Then x volume by the blood weight and bam.
16. 2018-12-03 at 4:44 AM UTC in Longcat is Long
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    How many inches long
17. 2018-12-03 at 4:43 AM UTC in Why are so many chicks getting dude haircuts?
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I have long, silky hair.

    
    What kind of conditioner you use?
18. 2018-12-03 at 4:25 AM UTC in Why are so many chicks getting dude haircuts?
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    What’s super sexy is the half way shave. Long hair one side shaved on the other.
19. 2018-12-03 at 4:24 AM UTC in Why are so many chicks getting dude haircuts?
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

    Originally posted by Grimace I know this doesn't mean much to you, but to everyone who isn't gay/bisexual/trans nature, there IS a level of attraction to hair length in terms of what men look for in women as a general standpoint. Of course there are going to be exclusions to the rule, but in general, men like women with long hair. In general, long hair is seen as a sign of beauty. IN GENERAL. A lot of different factions like to try and turn that into a political thing by shaving it all off or whatever and that's fine - you just made yourself a little less attractive. I would still be attracted to a bald headed woman, but the long hair is definitely a plus.
    
    Besides, if you're taking up the viewpoint of a hard left misogynist-victim, why haven't you shaved your head already? Why have you consistently maintained those long, amber locks akin to Dave Mustaine? It's because you know it makes you look more feminine. If you was really "about it-bout it", you'd shave your head and still be the tran you always hoped to be and be just as happy. And scron would see you just as attractive.
    
    So the challenge now is: shave your head bald. With a razor. You have nothing to lose, after all.

    
    I was starting to come out reading this until I noticed the megadeth reference! Fuck yeah!! Even tho he is a bit of a bible thumper pussy now.
20. 2018-12-03 at 4:18 AM UTC in Dumb drug dealer/user stories?
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Lots of strange drug interactions with ppl over the years. I remember one dude I used to buy weed from would bike ride everywhere and hide his weed under rocks and shit like that. So you’d meet him at 711 or whenever and give him the cash and he’d tell you where to find the weed. Eventually we figured out where is stash spots were and started stealing it. Was great until he got new spots