Posts by Ughhu

1. 2018-12-07 at 3:44 AM UTC in Worst date ever
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   Yeah it’s not amazing. Moved out here because of the misses. This morning it was -27 and -35 with windchill when I drove her to work.
2. 2018-12-07 at 3:41 AM UTC in Why are niggas so good at sports?
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   My grandpa told me when I was a kid that the blacks have an extra muscle in their calf but weak ankles.
   
   Another racist relative pointed out they have been running from lions through evolution so they are fast
   
   Moral of the story is keep your valuables on ice. No niggas be stealing that shit
3. 2018-12-07 at 3:32 AM UTC in The touch, the feel of cotton. The fabric of our lives.
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   It’s all about that thread count 500 and up or your slummin it. Treat yourselves!
4. 2018-12-07 at 3:24 AM UTC in Women who dress like sluts then act like men are pigs
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   Sounds like the beaches are pretty rapey wherever your from
5. 2018-12-07 at 3:20 AM UTC in Worst date ever
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

   Originally posted by gadzooks Dude we have to chill together some time.
   
   We will make Whalley our fucking playground.
   
   Where did you say you moved to? You're no longer a Surrey boy, are you?

   
   I would be down but I live in Winnipeg now. Not sure if I’ll end up back in Vancouver other than trips visiting the fam.
6. 2018-12-07 at 3:19 AM UTC in Worst date ever
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee You drove her around and showed her a bunch of hookers?? 😂😂 wth were u thinking?

   
   Not really sure. I thought she would find the entertainment in it that I did. Again this speaks to my level of intelligence at the time.
7. 2018-12-07 at 3:11 AM UTC in Have you ever resided in a trailer park?
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   For the first year of my life I lived in a park. Then many years later my aunt moved into the same park, still lives there. It’s ok, not super new but it’s clean and she has a little social life with the peeps there
8. 2018-12-06 at 5:06 AM UTC in Why does Lanny hate Bill Krozby so much?
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby A daily reminder fam, lanny is a fat faggot and lives with his mom and sleeps in rubber sheets..
   I would know because she tells me to be quiet while i sneak up the stairs to her lair.

   
   Maybe his moms. A squirter so they need rubber sheets. Sounds pretty practical
9. 2018-12-06 at 5:04 AM UTC in Worst date ever
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   I was talking with a friend about bad dates. Made me think of the worst date I have ever brought a girl on.
   I was in a real punk rock phase and thought I was a badass with a Mohawk and all the garb associated with commercial punk rock. This brought me several girls who I at the time thought were hardcore too.( I was doing a ridiculous amount of cocaine/ extacy/ oxy for a few years so my judgment was a little cloudy). So I met this chick on the bus and went home with her. We drank and fucked around. Then the next week I thought we could go for a “date” I picked her up in my work van and planned on drinking in the van. She didn’t seem interested so we drove around surrey. (Gadzooks will know Whaley ring road) I thought it would be cool to show her all the hookers that hang out there and throw things at them. She didn’t find it too fun, told me she knew I was the kinda guy who fucked hookers( I was a frequent patron of the area but didn’t admit it) and demanded I take her home. That was the last time I saw her.
10. 2018-12-06 at 4:18 AM UTC in Molly The Milf
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    And in the old days blowing your nose the next morning with funny purple/green/blue etc etc coloured boogs from snorting pressed tabs. Precious memories
11. 2018-12-06 at 4:17 AM UTC in Molly The Milf
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Molly sex is fun
12. 2018-12-06 at 4:15 AM UTC in That feel when you cum
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Well I was 19 and lazy. I often don’t wear socks in my house and wasn’t gonna get up halfway through wackin it. So onto the floor it went
13. 2018-12-06 at 4:08 AM UTC in That feel when you cum
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

    Originally posted by Ghost Yikes. I'd rather cum on the floor

    
    When I first lived on my own I had carpet and would always bust onto the carpet under my computer desk. After 6 months or so it was pretty crusty and disgusting. Had to move my computer and put my couch over that spot.
14. 2018-12-06 at 4:06 AM UTC in That feel when you cum
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Watching cake farting porn again?
15. 2018-12-06 at 4:01 AM UTC in Why does Lanny hate Bill Krozby so much?
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

    Originally posted by mmQ My butthole smells like frankincense

    
    Your priest must have gotten the latest Trojans “immense frankincense”.
16. 2018-12-06 at 3:56 AM UTC in Weeeeel gonts, its cuffing season again, anyone else prepared?
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby probably kinda neutral. she's pretty smart she understands whats going on. and she probably doesn't see it as abandoning. she can see me anytime her mother wants to. I just didn't want to get married to her mom, I didn't love her mom.

    
    Seems like it’s her you don’t love based on the ramblings around here
17. 2018-12-06 at 3:52 AM UTC in folks, this time of year is tough for me...
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

    Originally posted by gadzooks No joke, I used to IV wellbutrin.
    
    Seriously.
    
    It's a part of my life I try to forget, but it will forever haunt me.

    
    You can use it recreationally? Does it have a different effect than an antidepressant
18. 2018-12-06 at 3:47 AM UTC in Molly The Milf
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    The only molly I’m interested hurts my nose when I snort it.
    
    I guess if this ginger just did yoga she might hurt the nose too while your eating that yogurt
19. 2018-12-06 at 3:33 AM UTC in Do u revel in the misery and misfortune of others?
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    I enjoy it if I caused it intentionally or they seem like shitty people
20. 2018-12-06 at 3:31 AM UTC in what am i supposed to do with my ass hair
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Post an add on Craigslist, I’m sure you could get some dude to shave it for you.
    
    He might wanna put his dick in there when he’s done but no ones judging you