I drank a half a bottle of whiskey as soon as I got off work then ordered Pad Thai and now I'm drinking canned margaritas blasting bass boosted nigger music and wanting to fight someone
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i eat/ate boston creams whenever i had/have a boss around me. didn't like swallowing the cream without an authority around. i gagged...and gag. maybe thats why me and daddy were so close
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They are the most deadly of the deadliest medicines and they kill your liked ones.
Diarrhea pills- these use to be schedule II, then they unscheduled them and everybody started dying
paracetamol- these are invented to kill off all the illiterate niggers in PAIN and are the preferred kill self method for WASPS
Triple C's - these are meant to kill off all hooligan teenagers seeking medically induced spiritual guidance to help fix their lives
Visine- WASPS use this as an inexpensive way to secretly kill their goyboi husbands to inherent his moneybags by adding an imperceptible amount to his bloody caesars for a few days
Benadryls- these will stop the heart of aspiring schizophrenics who cannot wait for their disease to manifest naturally over the course of many many years
Synthetic aspirins- aspirin regimens can thin your blood so much that if you start bleeding you might not be able to stop just like my uncle
Anti-anti-diarrhea potions- laxative potions can dehydrate you so much that you get paradoxical rhabdo aka kidney and heart failure due to not enough electrolytes
Omeprazole- popularized by curt cocaine lyrics, omeprazole can inhibit your gut juice so much that it lets deadly bacterias pass on to your heart and brain, killing you
SudoEphedrine- this will more than likely blow up your house and burn you to death just for trying to cure your depression
Benzedrex- while not the most dangerous roy on this list, benzedrex is the most vasoconstrictive stimulant known to POPE ROSHAMBOLOL (pbuh), making stroke a real risk, as well as requiring the user to eat menthol cottons which can get stuck like a highlighter in the transverse colon, requiring emergency ass surgery in some cases
Plan B'Quanda by johnson & johnson, a family company- these pills have the sole purpose to KILL BABIES
KILL.
BABIES.
Virtussin- you can buy this otc is some states. Ive done it.
If you've ever wanted to be as cool as JUICEWORLD and overdose on weak gay opiates, then this is the only juicebox you should be sippin' on
And more.
Over the counter drugs are too deadly for consumers and need to all be banned.
Discuss.
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Folks, But I realize that everyone has problems,and obstacles to overcome, and that my life won't get any better until I start making it better myself. However, It's tough breaking out of my comfort zone. I'm used to being a loser living on the fringes. Its all i know anymore.👍☹
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Originally posted by Sudo
None of what you type means anything because nothing you type means anything because it's just cries for attention and attempts to form a personality with an earned ego instead of a bitter child resentful at a world he is too weak for
You love me You love me so much your dick gets hard whenever I make a new post. You fantasize about me in your sleep. You long for my affection and,attention btw there is a NIN song about this:
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Originally posted by Jisatsu-Shoujo
You listen to pop and rock and have no affection for the ps2. I am far more capable of surviving in a post-apocalyptic scenario than you.
Ok bud. Here is the deal.
You're a normie.
I'm sorry , and I'm drunk, so I'm being honest. You're posts are all the same. Hundreds of the same. You're basically a robot. Which is cool I guess. So hey, cool.
Us humans are generally into witty banter and jovial exchanges but you are so unique New York.
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