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  1. Have you thought about a red convertible?
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

    It's "if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood."

    I scored 110% on my athletic abilities tests.
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  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Now, many many years ago
    When I was twenty three
    I was married to a widow
    Who was pretty as could be

    This widow had a grown-up daughter
    Had hair of red
    My father fell in love with her
    And soon the two were wed

    This made my dad my son-in-law
    And changed my very life
    My daughter was my mother
    'Cause she was my father's wife

    To complicate the matters
    Even though it brought me joy
    I soon became the father
    Of a bouncing baby boy

    My little baby then became
    A brother-in-law to dad
    And so became my uncle
    Though it made me very sad

    For if he was my uncle
    That also made him the brother
    Of the widow's grown-up daughter
    Who, of course, was my step-mother

    I'm my own grandpa
    I'm my own grandpa
    It sounds funny I know
    But it really is so
    I'm my own grandpa

    My father's wife then had a son
    That kept them on the run
    And he became my grandchild
    For he was my daughter's son

    My wife is now my mother's mother
    And it makes me blue
    Because, she is my wife
    She's my grandmother too

    I'm my own grandpa
    I'm my own grandpa
    It sounds funny I know
    But it really is so
    I'm my own grandpa

    Now, if my wife is my grandmother
    Then, I am her grandchild
    And every time I think of it
    It nearly drives me wild

    For now I have become
    The strangest case you ever saw
    As the husband of my grandmother
    I am my own grandpa

    I'm my own grandpa
    I'm my own grandpa
    It sounds funny I know
    But it really is so
    I'm my own grandpa

    I'm my own grandpa
    I'm my own grandpa
    It sounds funny I know
    But it really is so
    I'm my own grandpa
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  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Fox How can your dad be 20 years younger than you dumbass??

    Maybe he's his own Grandpa? Did you ever stop to consider that possibility?
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  5. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    I wanna get a pickup. I hit somebody without insurance because I thought I was given a commercial endorsement thru my employer but I'm not so I might be going bankrupt anyway lol, but I need some a vehicle and I'm leaning towards a truck because I tried driving a couple civics and they just cannot handle these winters and god-awful roads that blow up and never get fixed.

    Pickups are expensive as hell, but if I can get an S10 4WD that would be great. Honestly I would trust like a 2004 S10 more than my freakin 2009 Civic cuz those cars are just not built to hold up. Or I could go with a small SUV but eehhhhh I don't like those near as much. I guess you have more security putting stuff in the back seats though.
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  6. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    bernie has a 7 1/2 inch penis when erected

    where as trump is a solid 6 inches
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  7. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    💗 Good Morning Candyland 💗



    🍬🦋🍬
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  8. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Frelele wants Bernie to get in so she can get free glasses and hernia medication. Oy!

    Now that’s more like it. I can’t see or shit.
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  9. netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
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  10. Originally posted by -SpectraL Mrs. Fralala Rogers

    Has a certain ring to it.

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  11. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    This is what I call art:



    See that texture?
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  12. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    This is howeiemandeldoit fam



    YOU PUT IN THAT WORK DOGDAMNNIT!
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  13. Ghost Black Hole
    Anything to fight against the juden
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  14. Ghost Black Hole
    Then you have the jew



    promotes broken families

    Originally posted by Corona-chan My mom dated literal basement dwelling otaku that owned more oriental items than the Indianapolis Museum

    vice and degradation

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
    I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
    Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.

    Anybody here into shitting themselves?

    sex change operations for seven year olds

    Originally posted by Corona-chan Hopefully I reincarnate as a Japanese girl

    anti-nationalism

    Originally posted by Corona-chan Are you ready for the Japanese century?

    pedophilia

    Originally posted by Corona-chan I should have fucked my 7 year old loli cousin while I was in California.

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  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]


    This is a pretty wild scale of engineering, but the evidence suggests that sea level rise will entirely fuck them up otherwise.

    nb4 spectral tells us that jesus told the good aliens that climate change is a chinese plot to destroy donald trump
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  16. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]


    Suggested viewing
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  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Fuck the pigs
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  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    In pain but mentally okay. Kind of amazed ibuprofen does anything bc i was always on so many opioids it never did shit for me before. Lost 7 lb this week just from shitting so much that icant hold down much food. I was a brave boy and got my blood work done today without procrastinating. So i should be on testosterone in a couple of weeks. There was a jumping spider in the shower and i let him walk arround onmy hand for a min. Which is weird bc i hate spiders and needles, so the way it didnt give me anxiety made me think about the effects of drug use on anxiety and fear response.

    I just need to remember that even when i dont have the energy to do big stuff, its not too late for me to have the things i want in life. Im relatively healthy. Im not hideous or deformed. Im not completely retarded. Its going to be a couple more years and a lot of work before that can happen, but when i really sit downand think about it, the greatest shame for me wouldnt be not being able to do something, but having the ability and not trying bc it was too hard, bc itd take too long, bc i couldnt envision it formyself.

    thats it
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  19. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You post once a month and complain about not enough content being posted, Get fucked you stupid bitch

    When you say "Get fucked bitch" what I'm actually hearing you say is "I know how you feel and I respect you as a person"

    Or it could mean simply "get fucked bitch"

    Either way, it is sooooo good to hear it! ;)

    P.S. "once a month" lol, yeah, I come around less than that but it is BECAUSE of the lack of contact that I do that. Maybe it's just a self fulfilling prophecy or some shit.


    Also, what DID the man put in your hood?
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  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
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