I would very so much so love to have sploos interjections around here these days. If enter would make an appearance I would also probably cum in my pants at his thoughts about candy land threads and everything else.
I've clearly adapted I guess. Maybe that's why risir stays away too. All the lovey dovey shit is cringe but it's what it is now. I was always sort of an ironic heart emoji boy but these girls are changing me. I don't even know anymore.
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Originally posted by Sudo
That's very impressive. What is your secret? Did you have a good upbringing? Are your friends all employed and happy? Are you in a stable relationship with a woman who has no emotions whatsoever? Are you 500lbs from eating so much? Do you go skydiving? What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have a creative outlet for your feelings? Are you autistic?
In order:
No secret.
I grew up in the hood with divorced parents. I was never beaten or raped or anything.
Yes they’re employed, but who knows if anyone is really happy.
My girlfriend is one of the most hyper emotional irrational cunts on the planet. I’ve gotten used to it.
I’m 190 pounds, 6 ft 0 in.
Never been skydiving.
I’m a psychopath.
I have no feelings.
No.
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Star trek or technologist or if you just watch this really fast and see at the 41:03 mark where the chilean miner is not mining anymoee because heis stuck but he coidontmine and then everyone else gangsip on him you wouldn't know howto rspond.
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It's just good practice for everyone. I've lived my whole life wanting to be in a situation like this and now I'm finally getting it and it's not even that bad.
Meanwhile, ya know, Syria is probably having some laughs at our pandemonium of a few weeks without living like absolute kings.
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I take it you haven't seen Pete fall into the Chicago gang life and then ultimately realize how he was hurting his friends and family and making the tough choice to give up the the thug life , in The Buttercream Gang.
Now THAT'S real shit son
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the only standup comedian ive ever seen live is doug stanhope and he was pretty funny. he once tipped me 40 bucks and talked to me for awhile. cool guy
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Originally posted by WE SMOOTH
i’m too drunk to read back but OMG covid 19 is wild. i took shrooms the other night and after the peak i started reading articles about it then my vision literally went black like i was dying lol that had me shook.
I’m going to be travelling next week for work lol hope i don’t spread shit around or get it spread to me.
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The day I became a man is the day I tumbled 150ft downhill in a locked porta potty
The townspeople called it "disastrous" and said things like "that kid will never smell right again". They prayed and prayed, but they will never know how grateful I am for the experience.
Social distancing? Hah! People have been social distancing themselves from me for years. Know who isnt getting the coronavirus? The dude who smells like rancid shit 24/7. It's like a natural defense. I haven't showered since that day and I don't plan on it either.
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As more of us are working from home or staying home, we need an outlet. What better than to open registration to new members and allow old members to troll each other endlessly?
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