Hi guys, it's Kellen The Felon... And I'm back... I'm back... Yes, I'm back with a bunch of work to do... Fuckin... Anyway... Fuckin, anyways, guys... I'm here talking about real world shit, assignments and projects to work on. I'm back, as much as much as I wish I was doing other shit, I'm back. Fuckin, so let's start out with last years earnings report, segway to an to-do list, and close out with networking, so we can let progress continue...
So, to start, out... This shit is... basically just that five year project, shit, and none of this is the solid-grounded, based truth... This is just... Niggas in space, fuckin world building, so we can get to where we want to be... And we get busy around here. Right? Right, right... Right, right, right... So, fuckin, basically, let me tell ya'll what I'm on out chea in the burbs, niggas.
So last year, (2022) we solid increase in capital gains, with some leveraged gains. I got my bike stolen by some nigga, fuckin, I'm living my mothafuckin, life... That that g-d damn, ol' wake up call, f-n know how it is... I guess that just how it is here in the city, I guess nigga w tryin to tell me somethin, I guess. I'm just glad I have my chairs. Fuckin, Who-ever, whereever you are, fuckin fix that shit or else you gonna eat shit trying to steer that shit with the handlebars... Fuckin city life
Shit a lil different when you tall, though, so... I fuckin just be out here grinding and trying to keep it cool... Fuckin, I fuckin... Fuckin, anyway, though... I keep it cool. Fuckin that mick romney's game still callin. Fuckin... That's that shit for that good smoke. Fuckin...
Valentine's day was nice, it was awesome, God really came through with the sack doe. Fuckin, anyway, as I digress. Fuckin, Bill Krozby dead and gone, so that's a whole vibe I basically lost, and I'm just sittin here like, damn... Idk where Red at, but fuckin... Idk, I never had a problem wid them dudes, it's just that when you're an American, you shouldn't really have to sit around all day rehearsing to yourself who you are. Fuckin, but idk... Maybe there's more to it. Fuckin, my parents grew up taking business trips, so it's a whole other mindset for irl meetings for me instead of just slaynkin up to another town... Fuckin, anyway... Uhh, but fuckin, the weed man been right, fuckin gettin that pack, no seeds, fuckin, standard bud, just the way I like it. Fuckin, anyway... Fuckin, I fuckin, I uh, I been... Just chillin round my house. Runescape days kind of just come and go, with no real standard pattern, and somedays I'm having fun, somedays I'm miserable. Fuckin, uhh, I just been grindin', fuckin... I been smoking weed, because I just try to be keepin the economy going and try to stay stimulated. It's not really what it used to be, because... Fuckin, you know how that shit go, gotta police yourself, especially with grey/gray area law... Fuckin, when I'm in traffic, I just kind of have to explain, like... "Look, I have to be staying busy doing something, cause I ain't fin' just sit here and facilitate ad infinium, because I have a tv that I can watch at home, that's just as good, but fuckin, you know how it be... Them woke niggas be in public bussin on niggas cause they don't know what going on in they world. And it's not about that... Get out, break bread with your neighbors, hike around your community. That computer world shit get dem niggas fried man. Fuckin, but what I'm trying to say though, is fuckin... It don't matter anyway, because I be taking them red pills to stay neutral, and fuckin I do kind of just put shit on autopilot, but there's a time and place for it, but it ain't no big deal because I do be bussin out them bottles at mick romneys, for that fuckin sack. Them people can be salty, and I can be salty, but it's not good to be salty, so we don't get salty. Fuckin...
What's in the works for my estate? Sheeeeeei-
I'm just tryin to put up that house so I can put these Women in a safe place, fuckin, Pray for lil ol' teeny tiny baba, come home so we can get back to the better ways. Fuckin, I just be tryin, get my people good. I'm thinking about moving to Ashtabula and idk what immol do there, but fuckin... I'm just try and get some money so we got a reason to live... Fuckin, (HUH???, Oh yeah, I've actually been to D.C. so money does actually have "sentimental" value to me) fuckin, uhh... Fuckin, I be out chea, fuckin, I go dis little bluetooth dongle, and my cookies in the system, so I be breakin bread... Fuckin, downtown, I hate that shit. My dude gettin out in May, and I didn't really ever expect him to really "take it on the other side"... Fuckin, he went and got himself a woman to have a kid, Which is good, I guess, cause that's one less person I have to lecture. But fuckin, it ie what it ie, fuckin, petty shit never end, it's about how you avoid it. Fuckin, but... Good vibes. I ain't really trying to rest this year cause I'm trying to bank dat house, and I'm just kind of waiting to get off probation, since marijuana is still in legislation phase. Fuckin... I see dat brody Joe Biden grinding, fuckin... This conflict in ukraine is rubbish, them dudes need to find some better activities, man. I think it's trash, both ways... Why are we giving them weapons to kill people, that's trash.. Ukrainins need to find some hobbies, and if there ain't none you really do kind of just have to accept it, man. That's the canon of the thousand-mile stare, man fuckin, whatever...
Fuckin... Anyway, fuckin... Food card was supposed to re-up on last contingency load in february. It didn't re-up... So I don't know what them neggus doun... Fuckin, my card load on the tenth, and that's back-pay, so idk what them niggas doin... Fuckin, I called them and they say that shit had 36¢ on it, so idk, it was supposed to re-up on the 25th, because of the f--n pandemic, and, f--n fuckin, it, it ie it it fuckin... Idk what them niggas doin, the 25th of this month was supposed to be the last month because they said that beginning in March, the emergency alottment end, and february is not in March, it proceeds March, so I don't know, maybe this is more of that legal tai-jitsu karate bullshit I deal with on my computer phone daily businesses I go to so on and so fourth, what-not. I don't know. Fuckin, are you reading this shit nigga? You better be, cause I know you ain't about to go sittin in that cell nigga, this essay carries life nigga. Fuckin, as I digress...
Fuckin, nobody has replied to me in the pms that I sent so fuckin, whatever, I'll feed some leftovers to the public, idc what it is i gotta communicate nigga, fuckin, fonaplats... Making threads about me... I pm him, cause I floxx'd my other accounts on hea' for security reasons, so... Whatever. The only reason I made this account was really to pm and use as a notepad, now I'm putting myself out here and playing marco polo with ducks... Which is not what I want... But I/You/Me/We have to keep talking nigga. Fuckin, anyway...
Fuckin, I do got food, doe and I be eating, I just don't really see my life ending though, so I just keep buying new food and eating the old food when I want to emotion eat, fuckin, because it's good to reduce waste, and fuckin, it's life. Anyway... Fuckin, as I digress... Valentine's day was good, I got to sit down with my beaux and eat and smoke a little weed and watch tv, and that was nice, 'cause I just be having day mae, fuckin, all the time... Where I'll just be busy doin pall mall, and fuckin I just be trying to get shit done, so it was nice having quality time with my woman. We watched a back to the future music video, and I went back to when we had cable at my Dad's as a boy, and I was just like... Damn, cause I used to have some real feelings on those weekends at my Dad's house. And we just watched the tv, and I got this feeling down in my gut, the word "home". And I was just like, fuckin... How long can I keep this mask on, you know, what I'm talm bout???
Fuckin, anyway... But... sheii-... Fuckin. I went to town last week and down to the university, both to get a quote on my muffler job. I got pulled over and recieved a note saying my muffler too loud, and I really don't know how to advance at this point. So, fuckin...
I been chillin with my Brother cause he got weed, and I just feel low being by myself. I wish he'd come over right now so I could smoke some weed with him...
Fuckin, the cash nigga.. Fuckin, I'm about to fuckin stun on this bone marrow game, fuckin, so I can dunk, but I'm going to donate another unit first. Then the next couple years I'm just going to take the money to church so I can evolve. I don't got no problem with church, in fact, I used to love church as a kid and then I was feeling really poor when I stayed with the adults one day and they was talking about revelation. Nah, but it's something to do. Anyway.......
Youtube is on point, freaking, whistlindiesel is a really cool channel, I respect his content... And cars is cool, I know black people don't really just sit there and tangent about that shit, but we do think about that stuff when we hear dudes talk, cause we all for the driving experience buzz to increase... [TANGENT]
Uhh, anyway... I been thinking about going back to school, and I'm all for do that, but having a degree just to have one is backwards. Anyway... I like school, and all but the more and more I think about it, I only advance the idea that all it is a mental health buffer for when you get caught doing some jack shit ten years after graduation... Fuckin, that why I grip game. Money talks, and Money knows money. I got paid to do this job, and I freakin took the money and bought a sack, because... I was like, I already know I'm get robbed flossin a set of diamonds of the ave when you grip text set up go work for two weeks? Na nigga, gold... Is heavy... You already know niggas gonna dog, so I put the money back... Anyway... Fuckin, Oh, no no no, We don't want you to have TOO much money, Mister Harris.
Fuckin... I still haven't watched no time to die, Cause i already know I'm watch that shit and be S.O.L. when I ain't got nothing else on tv to look at. That's why I just be listening to music.
Fuckin, sheeeeeiiii-, what else... Fuckin... Money game on the way, fuckin... Uh, shit... Milena's coming over Thursday (tomorrow) so I'm try and spend some quality time with her so I'm not feeling like a total piece of shit about myself... Fuckin, uhh... What else... Vinny still creepy, Bradley still fiending, CandyRein still black, Aldra still australian... Fuckin, fona still workin.. Fuckin, that bread knot getting thicker everyday. I got my allowance back...
Fuckin, uhh... I mean, we really haven't advanced past a medeval age, and at this tier, we really can't... And we really do just have to be grateful and appreciate the little things. I'm serious, because fuckin... There's just so much sin in the world, and all we can do is just keep calm and carry on... Fuckin, that shit, you see, about niggas dying... That's trash... We have everything we need on this planet we need, so when you witness a death, you gotta feed that to the devil, because inconvenience is not a condition of life, nigger. And you can believe me and be happy and engage in our society, or you can live a scrub and disappear into the potter's ground, nigga. Fuckin... As I digress...
That nigga Clarence... That nigga Clarence, fuckin.. That nigga Clarence gonna have to hit the streets and live when he get out, fuckin, dude got a child, all that. Fuckin, five years? That's a grip man, fuckin... What ie da nigga gonna do when it's time for him to get his kid some food, nigga gotta get a car. And yes, I did use the n-word with Clarence... I told him, I was communicating. And when it's time talk you better communicate. Cause fuckin, there's rules man... Fuckin, I love Clarence, I love him a lot, but fuckin, if I'm paying money to talk to my friend, I want pleasant conversation.... And I'm not incoherent/incompetent as I type... It's no more or less coherent than this... Fuckin, I just have a hard r and fuckin, I can bang 'em out... Fuckin, I do not have a hard time communicating. You have to, it's essential, so when you see me bustin this shit out, you better be reading it, because that fuck shit for the birds. YES, I really do communicate competently. See now, if you ain't gon' take my dual-enrollment english course college credit seriously, I ain't even going to bother coming to your campus... Fuckin, I'm trying to live my life... And time is money, even on a college campus, nigga... So I'm out here doin' my thing, nigga.
Anyway...... Fuckin. I see you fiending, see it different when you here dealing wit real niggas... Anybody anywhere. And watch how fast I ask for an attorney when you try to indict me for some week old turkey in yo fridge nigga... I don't play. I'm get paid. Fuckin.
So, look here, young blood... You been playing this taboo game, and you don't even know how to speak no mo' cause you so wrapped up in bullshit. Nigga I'm just living my life. How you gon' be mad just cause I'm doin' well... That's scrub shit, nigga. Don't worry about my writing style nigga, you already pulling so much juice, you got us all living in a cancer knoll, nigga. So when I tell you head up you better look me in my face, 'else I'm frack your fuckin face into the dirt, nigga.
You need to worry about you, ain't nothing on this website copastetic, you all burnin. I'm just trying to observe the rectification of all that clickbait over the years that had me looking at cow shit, nigga.. I ain't beefin nigga, you just fucked up on that dog shit, Nigga.
I still got love for the boyz in the hood, and that homeboy coming to my house and arresting me is suspect... But I'm still grippin game, that fuck shit never last. Was I mad? I was pretty mad, because my neighbors are/were already pretty shitty. But fuckin I'm living life (Living life≠"It's all gangsta"). Fuckin, yea I get cynical cause... Fuckin the game is petty, fuckin, but I'm grinding. Both Andrew and candyrein ghosted me man, and I was telling them niggas the breaks, then he want to talk about some sixty-three cent ass bull shit... Fuckin, you two got some real stones to lift man, that shit ain't really cool. Especially when I'm communicating information.
Fuckin, anyway... But I'm just try and get busy, and when I get off probation, I'm heading north and I'm gonna fuckin take care of myself. Fuckin, this pill purging shit goin in the trash... And this blind people shit gettin burried. Fuckin so stupid, can't have nothing nice, when the blind man lead everybody fall in ditch.
And yes, nigga... This fuckin injection shit is not g-code. If you tried to handicap this shit into competition, fuckin Javier Sotomayer would bitch slap your face into the fuckin curb.
You can sit around and piss, but I'm doing what I'm supposed to do, I don't know if you niggas think I'm burning... Or what have you... Fuckin, now the redpills? That's just Me being busy... But you niggas a bunch of scrubs with your bitch ass sissy-houses and your ungrounded residency in this country. You probably got spelling errors in your work too. That's embarrassing. I'm not really trying to personally burn you, I just ain't fin to go back to prison again to feed you a bowl of oatmeal and a sausage patty. *I'm not fin to go back to prison again for you because I already know how to feed myself, nigga... And you got me doggin' out here like a nigga ain't never had cash. Nigga... But I'm grindin nigga
Weed. I like smoking weed. I'll stop smoking weed when I don't have to mow grass anymore, which is never going to happen. So how about you just keep your knee hooks off. Don't be a dumbass.
Fuckin... I see you readin this shit, nigga... So how about you show some love. Don't come in here fuckin with your five dollar bill ass values talkin about shit happening in Europe. Don't talk to me about jedis... And don't talk to me about some busted ass computer game that ain't grip text, nigga. Read this shit, process it... And move on with your life nigga. I got to get to work. Don't talk to me about your work wherefore that if I were to go there and labor you'd pay me with boxtops, nigga.
I don't want friends unless they're on a bank note, nigga. Leave your bullshit at the door.
2023
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