POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
sex well I stopped sexing several years ago after the retard, all women are the same no matter fat , skinny, smart or retarded they all try to change you and spend ur money and cop an attitude if you tell them no or stop making them happy ,, life is much simpler making myself happy doing what I want when I want.
as for cringey well I don't give a fuck about that,, the whole world is cringey
as for Rick livin with me he is honest and trustworthy and a good friend. something most of you only dream of finding in a friend
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it was my gf she thought it was a fucking UPS driver but somehow the little fucker pressed the intercom button adns she woke me up to go get a package. I thought I was still dreaming a fucking chicken in the lobby like "oooh wheres the package"
it bawked at me and I just shook me head and went back inside. Idk if this is part of the dream but I couldn't get back to asleep so now i'm eating peanuts and contemplating my life
maybe i'll go throw a handful a peanuts down for the chicken if its gonna be there all night
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Originally posted by Sudo
I'm going to a boxing match tonight where alot of people I know will be there. I will be wearing alot of gold so I'm gonna bring a knife. I just hope I don't get arrested. I've been feeling impending doom lately and my gut is almost never wrong.
Embrace the impending doom. Fill your nostrils with the scent of doom.
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