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2019-06-06 at 3:13 AM UTC in TFW I didn't even have the rhabdo
Originally posted by JĎ…icebox Lol, I've been totally disarmed. Despite the fact that i could've blasted myself at any time during that whole thing, the family still saw fit to go through the place and take all the guns
And now I'm not even sure if I can buy another one because I've been involuntarily committed to a psych ward
Looks like my fun with firearms might be over
probably for the best but you made it out with your life which is most important -
2019-06-06 at 2:53 AM UTC in My fucking toilet just flooded my apartmentthe only thing to do is try to drink it all
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2019-06-06 at 2:52 AM UTC in TFW I didn't even have the rhabdoI cried and got a tattoo of you holding an AUG
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2019-06-05 at 6:47 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by hydromorphone A lot of time, for those who have obesity and heart conditions, opioids (most traditional opioids, at any rate) usually help by lowering the blood pressure and heart rate, where that usually is an issue for thw average person, it takes a lot of stress off the heart that normally would be there. That also too is why people who are opioid dependent and can have fatal withdrawals, where a normal person would just suffer yet be fine.
Just a thought most people dont consider. Not saying those are that persons circumstance but…
well he's dead so they definitely lowered his heart rate and blood pressure... -
2019-06-05 at 5:01 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionpinball machines are awesome though. when I got older I learned to appreciate them more.
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2019-06-05 at 3:56 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionaye aye aye
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2019-06-05 at 3:23 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CASPER Lol this. Just count your lucky stars that she's not getting together with her "putas" to set a hoe's car on fire bc she was "talkin mad reckless on IG". Shoplifting is like level 3 of 10 on the Crazy Cunt Scale of Inappropriate Behavior (CCSIB)
she's literally part ree ree Rican and yes, given her background burning a car seems a little impersonal. Shed more likely show up to the girls work and try to fight her over the counter grabbing anything she can use as a weapon. She was once sent to a closed youth facility for strangling a girl with a hair straightener -
2019-06-05 at 2:55 PM UTC in ATTN: CASPER- in reference to Malicethat's so weird Spectrals join date is October 13th 2006 when he was on it with Jeff Hunter in 1989.
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2019-06-05 at 2:52 PM UTC in ATTN: Roshambomy teeth are pretty shitty but I don't have a big toothy smile so it's ok
I thought scron was Rosh for the longest time. Rosh used to come in tc babbling on about ridiculous shit on the Mic and people used to ban him which I thought was unnecessary
I'm bothered katsung47 doesn't post here anymore. I'm sure I could find a way to contact him but if I told him about this place he would just make a huge diatribe on another website about how I was a cia agent trying to contact him because I knew about a flight he took to Singapore in 1986 where the captain said the turbulence was minor but it was actually refueling a u2/b2 bomber hybrid they don't want you to know about -
2019-06-05 at 2:43 PM UTC in When your homeboy get out of jail and tap on your window at 5 AMhe's gonna be back to the same degenerate shit soon and you likely won't be as close. people do all kinds of things when they get out of jail. I think he wants to bang you
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2019-06-05 at 1:47 PM UTC in Golden Coral kicks out woman for being dressed to provocativelyshe was wearing horizontal stripes too which apparently make you look fatter
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2019-06-05 at 4:39 AM UTC in ITT: I write songs for niggas
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2019-06-05 at 4:15 AM UTC in ATTN: CASPER- in reference to Malice
Originally posted by Octavian Malice isn't the 1st nigga in Totse heaven is he? I'm sure countless Totseans have suicided/ been killed over the years. If Lanny wasn't such a huge unresponsive faggit, we could have a Hall of fame and have him as the 1st inductee.
ytter_man stole several cars and did a home invasion, got in a cop chase, crashed his car then shot himself in the crashed vehicle. He was a legitimately nice and sweet and talented guy who died in the most badass way I've heard of a totsean die in. -
2019-06-05 at 4:09 AM UTC in Miss Teen Illinois - the reason why jedis should stay out of beauty pageants.
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2019-06-05 at 3:58 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionmuh bitch took benzos with her ratchet friend and stole clothes so I made her cry and reevaluate her life then fucked her stupid and send her home now I'm eating leftover piri piri chicken that's actually gotten spicier. I fucking feel like I'm stuck in a lane, the same way everyone else is, just mine has a predictable outcome. I dreamed I went back to prison last night. I need something to focus my time on that's fulfilling besides the temporary void filled by vapid relationships, vapid friendships and the vapid pursuit of selfish and empty things. A guy I know and used to be friends with who had the same name as me and another similar characteristic died the other day, likely heart failure from opiates coupled with his obesity. I don't know how I feel about this and don't know if I should go to the funeral. eid mubarak. I feel I'm doing something wrong but I'm not sure what
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2019-06-04 at 3:48 AM UTC in triggered
This is Jimmy. You just rustled the fuck out of him. Do you have anything else to say to him in an unrustleable way? -
2019-06-04 at 3:44 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by mmQ I just had an epiphany. Any suicidal thoughts I ever have or just depressive thoughts in general all stem from my past.
I just walked outside and the aroma was this peculiar aroma that reminded of me of happy happy times , maybe the Florida air, I dont know, but it got me to thinking that that is maybe the root of my depressions. I live in the past.
I want to go BACK to times, but I just need to accept that the times do change and so do we all and blah. Things are ok. I need to accept the new chapter and embrace it.
Whatever .
"past experiences/behaviour is the best predictor of future results"
When you have shit happen to you, you tend to paint everything with the same brush and let cynicism decide what's going to happen (cuz its just gonna happen anyway so wtfs the point ykno?) but you're a God fearing white man of good character who can manifest his own destiny, whenever he decides what that looks like and figures how to actualize it. It gets easier to find these things when you let go of the past and just take from it what you can and keep it movin nigga -
2019-06-03 at 4:59 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionever notice how all the old Greek statues were supposed idealised men and yet they had tiny penises?
let's see some dong -
2019-06-03 at 3:28 PM UTC in What do Arabs bring to the plate?
Originally posted by Nil got jedied by a leb on a deal for a pick-up, i mean caveat emptor but damn this thing shit the bed almost as soon as i got home
getting ripped off by an arab trader seems so stereotypical lol
Yeah they're crafty motherfuckers. They were the hub of Levant trade centuries before the rest of the region opened up
Originally posted by aldra lebs here are all noise and hair gel
those are the younger generation. The older ones are more reserved and call the shots. Never hire them to do construction -
2019-06-03 at 3:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionlistening to hey there Delilah on the radio in the rain and sniffing hydromorphone is the most needlessly melodramatic thing I've done in a while.
I mean I am a complete fucking mess but it's not some bitch named delilahs fault
