Posts by Sudo

1. 2019-06-10 at 4:15 AM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by 🐿 I'm a girl.

   
   only way to prove it is to post a picture of a lady squirrel
2. 2019-06-10 at 4:07 AM UTC in Who are you sleeping with?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   post pics of your armpit hair please
3. 2019-06-10 at 4:06 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   your mother
4. 2019-06-10 at 3:59 AM UTC in Each day I am getting worse.
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   you should spend more time with me and my dangerous thoughts. At least I'm man enough to do something about it faggot
5. 2019-06-10 at 3:57 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator I'm pretty motherfucked m8.
   
   Also I just fucked like a rabbit with my GF and it was some classic mega weed sex. My ears are literally ringing. I came not 30 seconds ago. It's been pretty wild thus far.

   
   "hey guys look at me I just had sex with a woman smell my fingers you guys can't call me gay anymore"
6. 2019-06-10 at 3:55 AM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator ^ Stupid strawbitch+AIDS hominem rolled into one delusional bitch.
   
   My cock is the size of a can of Arizona Iced tea, and a bit longer. The simple fact I'd that by the time I am done with foreplay, bitch has already cummed. That's essentially a guarantee otherwise I can't even get started, it puts me off to not make a bitch cum first. 2+ is easy with some basic oral technique and patience. I could steal every single bitch in your life permanently.
   
   By the time my cock makes first impact, the crash site has already been amply prepared for insertion. When my phallus hurtled into the pussy, she already wants my cum deep inside her eggs.

   
   If you tried half as hard at having a big penis as you do at affecting the mannerisms that you believe someone with a big penis would have over the internet, maybe your penis would not be so tiny brown and gay
7. 2019-06-09 at 9:32 PM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I just tried to thank my own post. Instead I'll just shake hands with my huge penis (it has a pair of large hands like a california raisin)
8. 2019-06-09 at 9:28 PM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Eh you're kinda dumb tbh. It is 2019 bro. I have a fruit box full of sex toys that I offer to my dates and use consentingly. There are a range of dildos, penis sheathes ranging up to 12l by 8r inches, varying vibrators, tingly sensual creams and lubes, essential oils, fuzzy cuffs etc. At this point having a big Wang is irrelevant unless you are really boring and gay. Even just having a Hitachi Wand = free orgasms and women love it. Put a moist damp hand towel over it and hit the pussy while you vibrate the clit, she will jizm multiple times. I literally have to cull my tinder list because it is full of bitches that want to smash again.

   
   dead
   
   you're trying to use the enlightened age we live in to justify having a tiny penis. In order to have unembarassing sex you need to research and purchase products designed for women to use on themselves. Your penis is not even part of the equation.
   
   I'm not saying you're a terrible person, I'm just saying you're not a man. HTS is so much more of a man than you are
9. 2019-06-09 at 9:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   SWIM has over a hundred 125ml gummies SWIM was supposed to buy but forgot so they're just sittin there getting eaten 3 at a time once a week. Edibles are so degenerate, they're not conducive to productivity or socialization.
10. 2019-06-09 at 9:09 PM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    if you have a girl who would stay with a guy with a tiny dick because she doesn't like sexual satisfaction and thinks she deserves a shitty small dicked guy because she's a shitty small dicked girl then that is not the girl for me
    
    maybe the tiny dicked guy has some redeeming qualities but at the end of the day, it's not like you can put an extra piece in it like a table for when company comes over
11. 2019-06-09 at 7:30 PM UTC in What's the scoop on Sudo?
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    All the information contained in this video also apply to me
    
    
12. 2019-06-09 at 7:29 PM UTC in What's the scoop on Sudo?
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I have webbed feet and I Love you
13. 2019-06-09 at 7:18 PM UTC in Who here would have sex with thotgurl?
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    folks?
14. 2019-06-09 at 7:03 PM UTC in The Truth About Octavian
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    meanwhile you spent hours talking to a tranny on the internet trying to identify with them and your girlfriend looks like a balding middle aged man
15. 2019-06-09 at 6:53 PM UTC in Dregs=best new poster
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Shrimp is pricey tho

    
    solid first post
16. 2019-06-09 at 6:44 PM UTC in Dregs=best new poster
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I actually look like I'm in very good shape as those who've seen me can attest. I've been in more fights than most people too due to lifestyle and I have a black belt in suckerpunching.
    
    It's more likely Matt would awkwardly try to be my friend while me then me and dregs will stare at him angrily, he'll get flustered and sit at the other end of the motel buffet stress eating sausages while me and dregs laugh loudly at inside jokes then both take a minute to glance in his direction before erupting into side splitting hysterics
17. 2019-06-09 at 3:37 PM UTC in Malice's Autopsy Report
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Sophie If your kid kills themselves you have critically failed them.

    
    what if your kid is a pedophile?
18. 2019-06-09 at 3:36 PM UTC in What's the most fucked up shit you've seen irl?
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I watched the love actually directors cut
19. 2019-06-09 at 3:31 PM UTC in One word story
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    until
20. 2019-06-09 at 3:29 PM UTC in Dregs=best new poster
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Fucking kill yourself Fattchew you sad blubbering pile of shit