2019-06-17 at 1:38 PM UTC
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Everytime gimp posts
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Whenever I see you say gimp I always think of the ridiculously cheesy line from "rappers delight"
I'm Imp the Dimp
The ladies Pimp
The girls all fight
For my delight
or at least that's how I remember the song in my head
How come gadzooks isn't shitposting rn?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
When I was younger I used to sell weed to a guy who used to catfish pedos with his sister. He actually made money from it, it was really weird and I stopped going there. He was like the same age as me but had a creepy old man vibe. Sister wasn't bad looking tho but there was definitely something weird going on there
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I can recall seeing beautiful women from every race except pakistani. How did Indians get the good genes? How did they manage to force all the ugly people out of India? Being Paki is like showing up for picture day with greasy zits all over your face every day of your life
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
and Mike Myers and William Shatner and Donny dumphy and Nathan Fielder and Gavin McGinnis and Rick Moranis and Ryan Reynolds
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Canadians are good at being funny. This Jis because they're forced to absorb american culture and compare it to the CBC which is objectively the funniest TV channel of all time. Just never watch corner gas.
Jim Carey, Seth Rogan, Martin Short, all the kids in the hall, Norm Macdonald, Leslie Neilson, Tommy Chong etc etc etc all Canadian.
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
he's biting his bottom lip like
also, are you talking about me?
2019-06-17 at 11:20 AM UTC
in
I kinda think me and gimp
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
do you not have each other's phone numbers or social media? Why do you think niggasin.space is a better medium for this conversation?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
This girl I fw is young af and doesn't really care that I fucked someone else the other night. I think it's gonna be a thing. She's damaged, I'm damaged, she's mature for her age, I'm immature, she has a kid she sees, I have a kid I don't. We both have drug problems that are inactive when we're together. She can't help but yell my name when we have rough sex and she's fucked more girls than guys in her life and can't go to the store without guys hitting on her. She said she wants to have my kid when we get our shit together but who knows if that's the case. She's had a horrible absolutely dickensianly tragic life and my life is pain as soon as my eyes open so we identify on an emotional level. She's insanely humble and she hugs me like a family member who just showed up when she was lost somewhere. I'm gonna try not to fuck it up beyond the whole not cheat on her with less attractive people thing
2019-06-17 at 12:51 AM UTC
in
All the races I've fucked
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
this girl I fw is part latino and definitely has violent fantasies but luckily so do I.
and
I've fucked black, white, chinese, japanese, indiginous, latino (not full), African, ukranian and your mother all at once
2019-06-17 at 12:46 AM UTC
in
Anyone used to post on Zoklet
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
lol, wariat I fucking missed you. You used to kill me with how funny your polish threads would be. I do remember you admitting to be in PC though and you got Chris Hanson'd and met with some 12 year old girl from the internet before. I think you were living in San Diego or something, if I heard the name I'd remember it. You would post articles about people you were in jail with including one called spider and you got beaten up by another sex offender.
Your stories are hilarious and you're a great poster, please continue, I remember you would flood SG on zoklet with videos about polish ultras. I hope you're exactly the same
2019-06-16 at 4:48 PM UTC
in
Talking to a new Asian bitch
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
that's a really nasty scar that probably has a funny story behind it
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
you're a fucking faggot if this is a troll
you made an avatar to talk shit about some weirdo, what the fuck, go die
2019-06-16 at 1:57 PM UTC
in
I found a photo of HTS
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
HTS looks and makes your heart melt like Ed Sheeran