2019-06-23 at 12:49 PM UTC
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Rule 34
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
lesbians swinging from one vine to the other like Tarzan and colliding together midair in perfect scissor position the dropping to the ground and scissoring like crazy
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Can we talk about something tho? There is so fucking little rough sex porn proportionate to the amount of other porn it's fucking pathetic. Like people are really jacking.off to "omg Martha your naughty bit is so nice with I slide my winky back and forth through it so" like fuck the hell off, who is getting off to that besides 10 year old boys who just googled "boobs."
I like lesbian porn because a lot of times it seems like the male porn star is literally some.guy they just dragged off the street who's really nervous and probably bisexual. There's so much porn that's classified as "rough" because she got her fanny slapped then apologized to after. Like I seriously can't think of any where marks and.bruises are left afterwards. So few of men being sexily beat up too. Who the fuck is watching this. YAY HUMAN REPRODUCTIVE FUCTION WITHOUT THE REPRODUCTION like fuck off my dead grandmother would tie you tf up poke you with knitting needles then forcefeed your gay ass cookies. Who the fuck becomes a male porn star to gently make love to objectively huge whores?
Probably your gay dad, faggot
Fuck it's 2019 what the fuck are people doing with their lives/dicks/pussies?
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
it reminds me that charles darwin was an inbreeder
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'll fuckin clog yer pipe bud
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
captain falcon clearly just started smoking weed because nobody ever offered it to him before
I'm just taking 1 perc today
Sudo
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
I've seen videos like that I think one performers name is lelu love or something and I've had nightmares about her after watching the videos
2019-06-22 at 3:52 PM UTC
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Islamic themed trolling
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
These would work better in smaller rural areas, like if I walked around in muslim attire and left a bookbag by a small towns statue at their library or something. I thought about going in a butcher shop and asking if there's anything halal in there and angrily curse in arabic when they can't say definitively nothing has touched pork. Also it would be fun to tell girls at the beach to show modesty. I doubt I could keep a straight face though
2019-06-22 at 3:25 PM UTC
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Islamic themed trolling
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
So as an extremely pasty white man who is a practising Muslim, I enjoy tripping people out sometimes. I was in a grocery store in a rural area a month or so ago and ended up chatting with an elderly lady in the produce aisle. After a friendly conversation I said "Ramadan Mubarak al salamu alaykum" and watched her eyes grow huge and frightened.
A couple weeks later I went in a persian rug store with a young skinny obviously white guy wearing a ball cap that probably had a brand of farm equipment on it. I asked if they had sajjadat al salat (prayer mats) and the probably persian owner said no and I asked him how he can have a rug store with so many nice rugs and none are for prayer. He asked me who I prayed to and I scrunched up my face and looked at him like he had 3 heads and asked "who else is there to pray to but allah?" I think I asked him who he prayed to as well. I said a few arabic words and he asked how I knew arabic enough to pray and obviously spiritual parlance and I acted like I didn't know what he was talking about and left, indicating to my friend that this place was bullshit because they didn't have prayer mats (he's not anything close to Muslim but went along with it even tho we didn't plan it)
How are some other ways to make people nervous being an extremely white person who can say things in Arabic and knows a bit about culture and Islam? I'm trying to think of a way to imply I was indoctrinated by Syrian refugees while still sounding believable.
Dickbus
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Enter is awesome and hasn't posted for like a year
I would like to see his return he makes me laugh more than anyone else
2019-06-22 at 1:32 PM UTC
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I'm depressed
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
update: I feel better. Ghosted blackie, fought with the other girl, made up, had makeup sex, had a Lebanese gypsy who worked at a head shop flirt with me and tell me about my life. Argued with a couple people, didn't do any opiates, didn't ruin my life
I remember waking up and posting like 6 months ago that today I'm going to ruin my life and I actually did ruin my life that day so I'm glad I didn't spiral like I usually do
2019-06-21 at 5:12 PM UTC
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I'm depressed
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
told that girl off and said she'll never have anyone better than me. She is most certainly crying. was messaging black girl but think she's being a weirdo. Snapchat is gay wtf am I doing using it at my age? goin to meet my buddy who just got out and the guy I want to punch is working until later apparently. Did some other quasi productive stuff
about to clog the toilet in a Kosovo pizza shop. Feel pretty cute about it