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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Criminals can't cope with being degenerates so they lionize jail time

    Some do as a status thing because people have preconceived notions about what people who spend time in jail are like (like wariat). Some thing it's legitimately cool to be hang out with people who got caught and eat shitty food and get no pussy and have the value of your life reduced to your possessions. Some are fucked and talk about it because they feel others will relate to them more because it's omnipresent in their life, even after release they compare things and feel like prison is the "natural state" and "da real world" is just a temporary vacation that makes less sense than prison (which it does). Obviously I'm of the latter category. Man I wish I had mmq as a celly we'd have some laughs at night.

    Laughs is jail slang for anal sex
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    enhance trump to cheeto man
    enhance juicebox to rhonda rhabdo or rhabdo Rousey
    enhance autism to special power
    enhance spectral to old man winter
    enhance booze to poetry juice or jesus juice
    enhance america to north korea
    enhance deez nuts to yo chin
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    mmq says I look like I hit women at least when I don't wear a shirt so I should probably wear shirts rather often when I go outside
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I will endure no pain for shoes but I will to wear tighter pants and shirts than necessary. Rn I'm wearing sweat pants and a hoodie from a track suit over a wool golf t and I'm literally walking on a cloud of pillows in my Js nigga
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    that's because you're a weird bitch
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    wow I forgot all about that game. Grim fantego, leisure suit Larry, baldours gate, the game where you're the baby Angel who can possess anybody and wheel of time

    all other games are terrible
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Imagine not wanting to live around brown people

    imagine getting cucked by a fat old inbred woman who used to poison your potatoes
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    sounds like everyone involved in this story, especially you, should kill themselves immediately
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by NARCassist this exaggerated idea that you americans have of britain is fucking hilarious.


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    I have been lead to believe sheff is fast and danger
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    change your environment
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by GGG Its America. States have the power. If you wanna move to a state or city eith good Samaritan laws, you can.

    Where do you go when you wanna smoke a joint or shoot guns? Nowhere? Damn its good to be an Americen

    in Soviet canuckistan you can literally smoke weed anywhere you want and there is enough woods and people actually go hunting that you're never more than 20 minutes from secluded woods unless you live in the GTA like ghost
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by NARCassist that's what i was gonna say, how the fuck you get arrested for overdosing?

    that's fucked up, i'd hate to live in such an authoritarian shithole like that.


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    Canada just passed a law where you can't be arrested for anything drug related if you report an overdose
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by GGG Narc doesn't live in America where we consume 80% of the world's opiates with just 5% of the population.

    To clarify do you mean prescription opiates? Tehran has almost 2 million heroin addicts.

    Americans are huge consumers of prescription drugs, especially ones they don't need

    Everyone is quick to talk about Purdue and ozycontin and Viagra and the exorbidently priced cancer and AIDS drugs but no one wants to talk about how the makers of allegra convinced a ton of people they're too weak to deal with going outside because they'll get sniffles. How the fuck did these people survive 100 years ago?
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Do you mean the show with Rowan Atkinson?
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by NARCassist oh shit yeah, i forgot shit don't happen like that in §m£ÂgØLs dream world, sorry, mah mistake


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    I think he was implying that lots of people develop addictions after being prescribed painkillers in the hospital. Obviously not everyone but enough people that it's a huge problem that everyone knows about
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I have a yo!can I put shatter in. I get good shatter for cheap and always just bum weed off friends of mine who have larger amounts I sometimes organize for them.

    I kinda think it's unrealistic to live my life without marijuana so mitigating the damage done is best
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I miss sploo

    also, this is an interesting article

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2019-06-27/the-fashion-photographer-who-duped-drug-cartels-and-the-dea?utm_source=pocket-newtab

    I feel terrible today
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I had someone guess my actual age the other day (rare, everyone always guesses younger) and that depressed me. Before I went to prison I looked at least 5 years younger, now I've caught up to my chronological age.

    I hang around people younger than me and having sexual relations with anyone my age is kinda gross, a lthough when I was younger I thought it was cool. I'm immature and kinda mad at myself for all the time I wasted. I look like I'm in very good shape for my age but I feel pretty terrible. I got carded I think yesterday or the day before buying cigarettes for someone else. I dunno, I look much less hoodlummy than I did b4
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by GGG Don't smoke your weed. Get a vape. Your organs will thank you.

    I have one but the high is less satisfying. I wish I could only vape but I always end up smoking weed cuz everyone does
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    I've laughed out loud at this on 2 separate occasions since first discovering it a few minutes ago
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