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2019-07-01 at 3:37 PM UTC in look in desperate can anyone help ASAP
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2019-07-01 at 3:36 PM UTC in For some odd reason this makes me think of Elliot Rodger.
Originally posted by Nil i feel it
Yeah it's pretty gay
happy canada day soph, it's like a long weekend or so im told.
Interestingly, July 1st was also the date of a huge battle in ww1 (beaumont Hamel) which included huge regiments of Newfoundlanders which was at that time, not part of Canada but part of the UK. They were mercilessly slaughtered and like 20% of the young Newfie men died in the battle, basically used as cannon fodder by Britain who later abandoned them, didn't give them a thing until ww2 when they used it as a forward operating base then in 1949 Newfoundland was sick of the fucking shit and Joey smallwood convinced the drunks to join canada. Rocklin from intosanctuary and rdfrn was from newfoundland but lived in Alberta as many newfies do. It's a weird place.
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2019-07-01 at 3:30 PM UTC in look in desperate can anyone help ASAPYou can die from alcohol withdrawal. When my dad tried to quit drinking my mom made a drink out of dandelions that was supposed to help you but I think he just threw it up and took the valium he was prescribed
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2019-07-01 at 3:22 PM UTC in look in desperate can anyone help ASAPif fucking §m£ÂgØL will admit she likely needs some kind of opiate to block pain after how bad he knows she is, she probably needs it, however addicts with actual pain are notorious for over-exaggerating the subjective issue of pain (myself included) and I'm sure she doesn't need to be shooting heroin. She's likely in the cycle of "red flagged by doctors so she has to cop on the street" then gets into a shitty lifestyle (isn't she literally panhandling?). She could get on a replacement like methadone or box but she's an addict and will still try to use and tell herself it's not working. Probably methadone would be best for her and she could still take morphine to cut through it. Or she could lie down a die in a gutter, whatever's less of a burden
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2019-07-01 at 3:16 PM UTC in Shopping trip with hot/entertaining meth head chickShe looks like some of the women from the area I grew up in. I just watched this video to see if it was my city but it's apparently London Ontario which is an absolute shithole rn according to people I know there
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2019-07-01 at 3:11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI have some PI about sophie
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2019-07-01 at 2:47 AM UTC in look in desperate can anyone help ASAPwe're going to need some pictures and the GPS coordinates of your tent in the woods if you still live there.
Shouldn't front drugs you can't pay for -
2019-07-01 at 2:42 AM UTC in Second visitation to ground-zeroman it would be rad to hang out with you and hunt for zombies or liserds or jeff hunters or whatever the fuck you do
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2019-06-30 at 8:12 PM UTC in Fatchew is currently experiencing the downward trajectory of a manic depressive cycle
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2019-06-30 at 8:07 PM UTC in Fatchew is currently experiencing the downward trajectory of a manic depressive cycleFolks, this obese squatter has finally woken up and smelled the kill yourself faggot
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2019-06-30 at 8 PM UTC in Douglas Monks stuck it to Mal, figuring that he would put another notch in his belt.that infinityshock pic of kraws kawk is misleading because he's clearly at half mast. Maybe it hits 8 inches maybe it doesn't. It's probably better than mine at 7.25 (nanometers)
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2019-06-30 at 4:23 PM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zoklet
Originally posted by Common De-mominator Sounds like a bunch of bitches who can't function properly in the real world tbh. Which is probably why they got arrested in the first place.
Sounds/looks/smells like you're literally an effeminate beta who is grateful for the prison industrial complex so you don't have to give up your lunch everyday. You are afraid of everything including fear itself -
2019-06-30 at 4:21 PM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zoklet
Originally posted by mmQ Yeah you're more hardcore than me I sint know those other games other than spades and whist, which I also love. Spades and whist are similar yeah, I guess, but they're definitely different. Ultimately they are both relatively BASIC BITCH card games that actually dont take much learning to play, but to win on a consistent matter it takes some in depth knowledge and as I said a P that knows what you're doing. Having a partner that knows what's up is like 95% of the game. Nobody can consistently win more than probably about 60% of any spades games ever, regardless of the cards. That's just the game. But two awesome partners know exactly how to bid and why they're bidding it.
Hearts is it's own shit and I like hearts because you dont have to rely on a partner. You can walk up into any cell block and find a hearts game and just clarify yourself right away. Hearts another game that has so many nuances and it's fun when you actually deal with other people that know what they're doing (i.e. sending a medium heart in every pass) and paying attention to why faggot is so anxious to take every trick right off the bat.
yeah a good partner is key, obviously table talk is not allowed and people will fight if there's commissary on the line. A bid of 1 means "low town" and sluffing the suit you want your partner to come to and whatnot. Spades you don't buy control like in whist and if your partner can't count cards they're basically retarded. You have to show your partner your aces too. There are a bunch of nuances (not to be confused with nonces) to the game that you pick up over time. I wonder if there's an online whist platform like chess.com -
2019-06-30 at 2:19 PM UTC in Can Louis CK come back now?
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2019-06-30 at 1:24 PM UTC in Can Louis CK come back now?there's like a glasses wearing whimsical jedi who swears a lot I like. He was on Tosh.0 on a daily show spoof once. There's also a comedian with a pretentious first name spelling I like who does an incredible joke about weed and mushrooms, I feel like name is Jason or something (not jason) but he spells it Jhahysin or something. He's skinny and wears glasses and is likely jedi
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2019-06-30 at 1:06 PM UTC in Can Louis CK come back now?
Originally posted by Ghost I just don't like how most of his jokes are making fun of people for stupid things like smoking weed??? Like he's some kind of moral authority when he's the one going around sexually abusing women and calling anyone he doesn't like a 'lazy pothead'
Maybe if he smoked weed he wouldn't be so toxic man!
I remember him doing a joke about smoking weed with some teenagers outside a show in some shithole town and being so high he didn't know what to do with himself and they were all standing in a circle and he'd just nod when it seemed appropriate
There's an episode of Louis based on his real life as a kid where he would steal scales from the school to bring to a pot dealer to trade for weed. I literally got someone to do that for me before too and after I watched that episode I felt like I exploited that kid, which I did in numerous ways other than that -
2019-06-30 at 12:35 PM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zoklet
Originally posted by mmQ All jokes aside if me and sudoku were doing MANY YEARS I still wouldn't fuck him I dont think. I've never done long enough time to need or want to fuck a guy to satisfy my sexual urges. I dont think he has either but I cant speak for him.
We really WOULD have cool times in our cell if we were there together. Haha. Maybe. I need you to know how to play prison spades properly though. Panny talks shit and boasts about his 2 years or whatever he did but he sucks at spades. I just dont get it. That's the only thing that matters to me.
There are so many little nuances to spades and got DAMN if you have a P that knows what's up you can eat and live like a king. I hate retarded spades players. I'm getting mad.
Yeah up here there's not much consensual gay prison sex. You kind of are looked at really weird for that, couldn't hang with certain people, might have to leave a range etc. I'm more the type to try to manipulate a female prison staff member by thinking of something to say to her everyday so she sees me as different from other cons and wants to help me.
Spades is a 4 person game, up here people mostly play whist which is autistic spades. Also tens and spades. I remember learning to play tens with a huge 300lb Haitian crip who was getting really excited and slammed the cards down and got up, kicked the chair and left and room and started yelling out of excitement when he won the first tens hand I ever played and I was stoned and laughed all night thinking about that big bastard getting so excited he like pushed people out the way so he could express his excitement by leaving the room.
There's also big 3 (or big 2) and crazy 8s for 1 v 1 play. Spades is just whist with rotating trump. I've seen quite a few fights over whist and literally any time a monopoly board comes out "nah fuck bud come in the celllll" -
2019-06-30 at 12:19 PM UTC in Can Louis CK come back now?I really liked the show "Louie" and all he did was masturbate in front of women (apparently telling them he was going to first) and talked about sexual fantasies and shit. He's always admitted to being a creep who idolizes Woody Allen. Why the fuck is he a full blown pariah? Do people even know the story? On Louie he masturbates numerous times and shoves a bag of dicks inside a woman in an elevator. Nothing about it is surprising and nothing about it is horrible. There are degrees of sexual harassment and yes, Louis probably crossed the line and made some women uncomfortable but if that really means he can't create art anymore then we need to decide what we value.
I literally watched the show "girls" before a guy does that and Lena Dunham just calls him a piece of shit while he masturbated. I've done similar things before. Meanwhile Chris Pratt is allowed to rape teenage girls in their dreams. This world has its priorities wrong. -
2019-06-30 at 12:08 PM UTC in stand up comedy is absolute trashDidn't read
stand up comedy is a beautiful medium that's underutilized, misused and has been honed to appeal to the lowest common demominator
I was literally just about to make a thread about louis CK -
2019-06-30 at 12:03 PM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zoklet
