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Posts by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III

  1. the city i live in actually has a lot of those really cheap pay by the weed type places so there's a bunch of convicted felons and tweakers down there and i always see them hanging out in front of these decrepit old buildings and having drama. once i was biking by one and this crackhead bitch dropped some money and i was just being polite and i was like "hey you dropped some money" and this bitch just scowled at me and kept walking so i went back and picked up the cash to see how much it was and she started screaming at me GIMME MY MONEY BACK WHYTEBOI so i looked her in the eyes and threw it in the middle of the street
  2. Originally posted by tee hee hee I dont have much experience with drugs but maybe a triple strong coffee on an empty stomach?

    that just makes me feel like i need to shit but doesn't really improve my actual ability to


    Originally posted by gadzooks If you wind up finding an actual cure for opiate-induced constipation, a Nobel prize isn't too far off. That shit is like the bane of an opiate-addicts existence.

    the thread title was a joke but once i was super fucked up on mxe and couldn't figure out how to work my vape and i wanted nicotine so bad so after a while i just gave up and put a couple drops of the liquid under my tongue and went to sleep and the next day i had diarrhea
  3. i don't get it too bad but it's moderately annoying some days. nothing really seems to work except eating healthy, which is hard to do when ur strung out
  4. Originally posted by tee hee hee What happens at ESA stays at WSA.

    this thread is now titled "cheap motel lifestyles & culture"

    lanny could you please change that real quick for me thanks

    anyways

    this is a tell all thread so i expect OP to fully cooperate or risk being banned by spectral
  5. plz leave my nobel prize on the coffee table on the way out and don't let the door hit your ass
  6. i actually had some random super sketchy tweaker come up to me looking all violent the other day and then he complimented me so i just said thanks looks like my luck is improving
  7. i remembered. it was drugs.
  8. can't remember but it was probably drugs
  9. ON THE REAL though, are there other people that live there? why the fuck do you live in shitty motels? like do you have people you regularly see there that are strung out and you guys all have ur little motel drama? does that occur?
  10. this is my ice machine
  11. when ur hotel doesn't even have an ice machine lmfao
  12. i just had a cyst removed from my back a week ago and it was free THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
  13. the only reason I am able to waste my hours working for someone else is that i get so high i convince myself i'm playing a video game
  14. plus i have like 10 years of ice chewing (actual ice, not meth), rampant stimulant and other drug abuse, and i've clenched/grinded in my sleep my whole life so I'm pretty sure they're going to fall out in 10 years anyways
  15. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Stop having your teeth cleaned, it's purely cosmetic and actually damages your teeth longterm. Just brush them 2 or 3 times a day.

    did u miss the part where i did meth for like a year and didn't go to the dentist? i need some cosmetology
  16. I went to the dentist a few weeks ago because I had a major cleaning scheduled for 8:15 AM and there was this little waiting room area thing I came into and sat down at because the place opened at 8:15 AM also. A homosexual tweaker then walked in and started acting aggressively towards me and I told him to shut the fuck up and he ran away. Then I had my cleaning which was amazing since I haven't been to the dentist in a few years and like a year of that was pretty heavy meth use.

    But then as I was going out they told me to schedule my next appointment with the receptionist so I did and she was like WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TEXT YOU THE APPOINTMENT INFO? I thought that sounds convenient so I said yes and walked out but I NEVER GOT THE TEXT. Now what the fuck am I supposed to do?
  17. YOU SEE COMRADE IN MOTHER RUSSIA COLD COLDS YOU

    /reddit
  18. LMRAO
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