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2017-06-28 at 1:18 AM UTC in best way to hang yourself?Do you know how to make a braid? Braid a couple of electric cords together if you intend to jump off a stool or some shit. Your regular old electric cord might work but i would braid it just to make sure.
Also, a rope noose is a classic. I taught myself how to tie a noose, it's pretty easy actually and very stylish. If you are going to be hanging yourself i would definitely recommend tying a noose in a thick piece of rope.
Come to think of it, a belt might work. A nice leather one.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-28 at 1:17 AM UTC in best way to hang yourself?
1. I'd be drunk
2. Drop hanging method
3. Somewhere in front of unexpecting witnesses.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-26 at 5:25 PM UTC in Hamburger
Originally posted by Totse 2001 McDonalds has been found to have human flesh in it as well as lots of horse meat in China. and they believe that some of that meat in china (for chinese McDonalds) had made it's way to the USA
I will not eat at mcDonald again
Who cares if it's cow or horse? It probably tastes about the same anywayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-26 at 4:22 AM UTC in The two most unintelligent posters on this site
Originally posted by infinityshock dont pretend to have any idea what i do or why i do it.
youre mentally retarded to the level of being borderline catatonic.
The reason you post the way you do has to do with a deep-seeded need for attention, as well as your outlet for some sexual childhood repressed memory type shit, or some type of, as I said, severe disorder. Of course you yourself would deny that, or wouldn't know about it, that's sort of how that works. Most people aren't able to diagnose themselves.
Now, I say this not to put you down, it's just my honest observation. I, too, clearly enjoy attention, but I go further to where I need praise as well (hence me always advocating for the 'thanks system.') I can absolutely admit that, and maybe that stems from some childhood issues as well, I'm not entirely sure. Growing up I was a similar way, trying to be a class clown of sorts, and I generally did a good job of it.
My point is, all jokes aside, there is absolutely a reason you post the way you do, and for as long as you have. You might claim it's your 'fantasies' and you post only for yourself, but if that were true, you could write your posts in notepad on your computer, but you post here, because you NEED an audience, hence your need for attention. The repetitive style of your posts, the sexual innuendo, the nigger/faggot/retard, says SOMETHING about you. This is where I think the disorder comes in. It's clear that your posts are intended to frustrate people, or cause disruption, generally of course known as 'trolling.'
The occasional troll is one thing, but your incessant 'trolling' is clearly something else. You're definitely a complicated case, because you obviously have this alternate persona that is knowledgeable in a few specific subjects, QUITE knowledgeable in fact, so it's a bit of a Jekyll and Hyde situation.
Now, I might feel differently if your shitposting style was more clever, or had a bit more variety, but for the most part it does not and it always maintains the same theme. Therein again lies the evidence that something in your brain is wired to compel you to NEED to post that way. This is also evidenced by some of the exchanges I've seen you get in where you and another user have literally replied 'YES' and 'NO' back and forth to one another, quoting one another, for several pages. LOL.
Now, you calling me a retarded retard faggot nigger is fine, we're all guilty of that, but it, to even an average person who knows me, is simply untrue, and I don't think I'm being egotistic in saying that we can all agree I'm not retarded. I know I'm probably middle of the pack here as far as overall intelligence goes, I have no need to try and prove myself to be the smartest, especially when I know I'm not, and at this point I think we've all sort of demonstrated where we stand in the rankings as far as that goes.
So, while I don't think you are retarded, I do think you, like me and many others, definitely have a DISORDER that you may not be aware of or of course don't want to admit you actually have, that compels you to post in the fashion you do. This will be demonstrated by your reply to this post, almost assuredly. I am almost literally unable to entice you to reply to me in a normal fashion, even though I've laid out my thoughts here rather clearly I believe. I will be very surprised to see you make a coherent and non-insulting post in reply to this, if you choose to reply. I would like you to, I'd like to know your thoughts, but I don't expect anything other than a 'stfu nigger.'
The End.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-26 at 1:31 AM UTC in Hamburger
Originally posted by RisiR † Cucksucker.
I forgot to eat and already brushed my teeth.
Go put on your Pajammies, drive to a drivethrough.. order up enough to have left overs in the morning and grub till your hearts content.. then take your lazy ass to the bathroom, floss and brush again then go pass out with Type 2 diabetes
you will have leftovers for breakfast ;) call in sick and watch soap operas.. especially ones in spanish.. Mexican make the best Soap Operas thats the way to learn proper mexicanThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-26 at 12:58 AM UTC in We're the poor house on the block.The city used to always be on my case cuz I didn't give a fuck about my lawn, I would wait till the sent a letter and then just pay my neighbor 20 bux to cut it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-25 at 10:11 PM UTC in The two most unintelligent posters on this site
Originally posted by Lanny I'm not sure what scron and bing's deal is, they literally seem mentally retarded on like a Bill Krozby level, but you can't help but think it might be parody.
Posts like this (and I know it's not your intention) only make things worse.
Like when spectral goes around saying Jill posts his retarded shit because he's trying to prove a point, Jill reads that and is like 'yeah, yeah! That's totally it! Now I have even more reason to continue doing it!'
Sadly, Jill and Bling aren't proving any points with their gimmicks. They aren't gimmicks. You don't post like that for that long and think you're being clever or amusing. It's a severe mental disorder of some degree and it's unfortunate that their type fell into our laps.
Posting 'shss err wif tige' fifteen times a day is not and has never been a parody of anything. LolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-24 at 3:11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-24 at 2:20 PM UTC in Murder/SuicideDon't harm yourself because of them.
You suicide/accident them. They like drugs? OD them. Problem solvedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-24 at 2 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-24 at 7:04 AM UTC in When I hear sirens, I will often mock them.This, ladies and gentlemen, is what is commonly known as going full retard.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-23 at 9:59 PM UTC in just giving homeless people free drugsI always try to give panhandlers money when I see them. I used to panhandle alot myself and I like sharing the wealth when I can.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-22 at 1:04 PM UTC in Do you own any weapons?of course not officerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-22 at 6:31 AM UTC in The Juden matrix / being apart of the alt-right
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2017-06-21 at 3:09 AM UTC in Make Kinkou AdminThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-21 at 3:08 AM UTC in Make Kinkou Adminso many people here would be so mad if a female was ever a modThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-20 at 12:21 AM UTC in Make Kinkou AdminI never lie. I can't remember things ever, so I am always honest, because I forget if I lie. LmaoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-20 at 12:15 AM UTC in Make Kinkou AdminEvery post has made that obvious. We all have issues though. For instance, I'm not even going to remember I came here today and made all these posts.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-19 at 11:59 PM UTC in Make Kinkou AdminWell that says a lot about you.... :pThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-19 at 11:34 PM UTC in Make Kinkou AdminWhat is it with y'all wanting pix all the time? Don't you ever see women irl? Lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
