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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Holy cow dude! That's Asperger's level obsession! I'm actually flattered someone would take such a large interest in me.

    Rest of extra long post:


    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-07-10T13:59:17.525526+00:00
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  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Mein Kampf.
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  3. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    I went to gay bar once. I didn't realize it was a gay bar though till the next day when my friend told me. TBH I don't remember much, it was New Years Eve, & I had started drinking way too early for any hope to stay up till midnight.

    One of the girls I was with that night, I ended up learning that she liked going to gay bars because she felt that the guys were " less aggressive " . I find it hard to believe that even drunk guys get that aggressive with her seeing as she looks like a PE Teacher that watches the kids exercise while eating her lunch and plays Softball on the weekends with her other "Gal Pals". But hey, whoo knows? She might be telling the truth. Although she does seem like the type to think of the slightest sign of interest as "aggressive " .

    We had a rough start in the beginning of the night before we left for the Bar for Gays. I was drinking, no surprise there, & was telling a story that got me all excited. Not in a sexual way but kind of in an upset small sized rage sort of like " Can you believe this fucking guy?" Type of story. Well, my bad, I guess I'm so used to drinking in TC and alone that I totally said the word Nigger. Everybody stopped what they were doing and looked at me like " not cool dude " And then of course the 2 white gils there had to say something like " My best friend is black" or " My husband is black"

    Super awkward. But, as far a the Gay Bar goes, 2 thumbsup. It was clean, not crowded, good music, and I would totally go back again.
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  4. Originally posted by aldra I remember my mum used to read The Faraway Tree when I was small, I enjoyed that.

    Yo that book was fuckin dope, it needs an HBO series stat. You remember the fuckin "everything market"? Where they buy the rug? I was always excited by that idea, and the idea of the tree itself. Plus the alarm clock guy was a bad mother fucker.
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  5. Originally posted by Malice I'm assuming he meant quite. You should really ignore bling bling, though. He's, uh, very strange. As in, he was on Zoklet and after all these years he's still been consistent in his unique writing style. I'm really not sure what's wrong with him.

    There's nothing wrong with him,he's just been keeping up the same troll for almost a decade now
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  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'd say slightly above average at best.

    Don't listen to Captain Falcon. Maybe you've seen him in The Retarded Thread, but he's a fucking dick and a jackass that gets off on this childish repetitive and unimaginative behavior.

    Originally posted by twistquest What?

    I'm assuming he meant quite. You should really ignore bling bling, though. He's, uh, very strange. As in, he was on Zoklet and after all these years he's still been consistent in his unique writing style. I'm really not sure what's wrong with him.
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  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Anyway, back to the topic at hand, Hydration is key, especially with stims, but still for shooting in general. Also, keeping your blood from being so thick… taking aspirin can fix this. Ive ruined shots and had to backload for clogging needles before. That's a fucking bitch.

    Since you're probably not eating much or at all and your metabolic rate/energy expenditure, physical activity, and sweating are all increased, I would really recommend using an electrolyte drink mix.

    Years ago I was researching, and most know how obsessive my research is, the optimal hydration source to utilize throughout my strength training regimen and came across a news story about professional athletes, in this article Major League Baseball, using Pedialyte as an elite source of hydration, due to being so optimally formulated.

    Pedialyte is excessively expensive, even the powder form, but I found an alternative that's actually superior, comparing ingredients, and far cheaper. As you can see, it's very well reviewed: https://www.rei.com/product/109746/vitalyte-electrolyte-replacement-drink-mix-80-servings

    You should always use magnesium glycinate (powder form is best, much cheaper) when using stimulants due to the depletion they cause, especially at supra-therapeutic levels (Amounts used for recreation.), which is a major part of what causes stiff or lockjaw, teeth grinding, and other symptoms.

    Memantine is also requisite. It's a pharmaceutical NMDA antagonist which is very intelligently designed, regulating both insufficient and excessive levels of glutamate, which stimulants increase to levels that can potentially cause excitotoxicity. Many also report that it greatly reduce tolerance and the buildup of tolerance, possibly lower the ceiling as well. If you peruse the Wikipedia page you'll note that it is being researched for a wide array of promising treatment options. It has also been very well received on r/nootropics, with many more people than most substances hailing it as miracle drug for their ailments, with some producing fascinating anecdotes of how effective memantine can be. Memantine is extremely safe, there is no concern of interaction with other medication or drugs, except it may potentiate ketamine too much or make it unpleasant (Research if you ever use it.).

    Woah, I just got trips for 6 (three sixes) on the die (singular of dice) I sometimes fidget with, first try! I swear I've been able to get it far more than statistically likely. I hope it really is Satan about to grant me incredible power.
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  8. I was pissed off and in the mood to do drugs so I went around to a couple stores to look for the supposed unwashed brand of poppy seeds. There was nothing good at walmart and a couple other stores so I was like fuck it and started driving home but I just so happened to spot a small middle eastern grocery store on the way back and so I decided I might as well check here too.

    They had a bunch of spices in small containers that looked like they packaged them themselves, and I found some poppy seeds which were 2.50 per container, probably a little less than half the price you would pay at a grocery store (I took this as a good sign, hoping that less expensive means less washed.) I was closely inspecting the seeds to see if I could see clumps or poppy straw in them to try to determine if they were good or not and the guy who worked there came and asked if I needed help.

    I asked where the poppy seeds came from and he said his dad imports them from India or some shit, so I figured these ones might be good. I bought 4 of the little containers and this garlic dip stuff that ended up being hella tasty. Anyways I got home and emptied two of the containers in a plastic oj bottle and filled it with enough water, shook it up for 5 minutes, slightly unscrewed the cap, and drained the liquid into a cup which I then slammed and chased with oj.

    I could feel a little warmth creeping up in me after about 20 minutes so I repeated the process with the remaining two containers. I ended up feeling pretty toasty, and it totally killed my bad mood and made me not want to murder/suicide any more. Most of the time the seeds are garbage but I think if you get good ones this is actually a pretty viable way to get high. Of course it's not going to compare to slamming heroin, but that shit's not good for you anyways and it's less addictive this way I guess. I then took the seeds I used and scattered them in the dirt nearby to see if any will grow.

    Overall I spent $10 on the seeds and I'd say the high is comparable to about 30-40 mg of oxycodone. It lasts for days too. It's 11 pm now and I drank the tea at like 2, and the second half at 3, and I'm still high, about to pass out my niggas. Goodnight.
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  9. Originally posted by hydromorphone Send me some, please.

    pm imfo
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by greenplastic ring hollow to you maybe, but everyone knows that nobody gives a shit when america constantly fucks everyone elses shit up.

    I would think that if most people knew the extent of the US touching up everyone else their immediate reaction to claims that Russia touched their election's no-no place would be 'haha suck it'
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  11. The only children's book I remember as a kid was "green eggs and ham"
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I remember my mum used to read The Faraway Tree when I was small, I enjoyed that.
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  13. this thread makes me happy i wish my parents read to me im gonna cry now
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  14. Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'd say slightly above average at best.

    Yeah, it's pretty clear he's not a genius either, but based on that reddit post, I'd be surprised if he wasn't in the top 25% or an IQ of about 110. I doubt someone at 96 could write that.

    It could be that he's unusually weak in certain cognitive tasks like pattern recognition while having higher verbal intelligence, and this drags down his full scale score.

    In any case, OP is clearly capable of doing more with his life than sitting around worried about having a low IQ. His other mental problems are what drag him down.
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  15. Originally posted by mashlehash I am sick of life and have decided to end this life.

    Just get a gun or a rope
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  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by sploo lanny has autism

    Originally posted by sploo omg no enhancement!

    Finally, it had become extremely annoying and stopped being funny a while ago, and it wasn't funny to begin with except in a few instances like when PoC came back after a long break and literally thought I had become HIV positive (hahaha, that was good one).

    And it CLEARLY didn't do a thing to dissuade me from excessively (I swear I've never done it on purpose or to be annoying. It's the fucking Asperger's. The whole special interest/obsession, severe OCD, repetitiveness trio. I've regularly gone through these cycles where for an indeterminate length of time I may fixate on, research and ponder, a new subject.). I just started consistently editing the words, which made it useless.

    I was about to ask Lanny to disable it for the reasons above.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Im sure its uncomfortable for people who arent very adaptable/versatile. Being around gays make them feel sweaty and awkward, for whatever reason.

    Then there are the rest of us who arent complete pussies.
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  18. AFJ Houston
    Originally posted by 霍比特人 Why would these get seized at the border? I get they're all childy but surely child looking sex dolls aren't illegal? If they are, they shouldn't be. Child like sex dolls don't hurt anybody.

    Because they're lower than average and are unable to think and use logic on their own or for themselves.

    E.G. This sex doll looks like a child, so therefore it is "bad".
    Even tho its not a child, its just a fucking doll. (no pun intended)

    How do they know its not a sex doll of a dwarf??? lol
    ...Dwarfs aren't all malformed, like ugly ass midgets are.


    Pretty sure one guy had 2 trottla dolls. lol
    ...He had this one he called his "virgin" doll, because it had no hole.
    A lot of people were like "Dafuq is the point of that?!?!
    He said cuddles and poses.
    ...This fuckin guy spent like $6k on a fuckin doll, just to take pictures of it. ....bruh....
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  19. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Oh, Kreep! Forgot, if you want tract marks gone quick, use SILVER SULFADINE CREAM! It's RX only, but can be found pretty easy on online pharms, or scripted for burns fairly easy too… It fucking makes it so you don't get scars on whatever you put it on, including tractmarks… It's why I don't have any… nor my father who shot dillys for 20+ years. Seriously, even for occasional shooting up, use this. It fucking works like a charm. next day, not a mark in sight.

    Thanks for the tip! Sometimes after crystal binges my arms look pretty bad because crystal makes my veins practically disappear. This makes it much harder shoot and usually is more likely to leave a mark rather than if I had been able to hit first try. I wish there was safer and better places to shoot than the arms. When I was hooked on H, I moved from my seemingly veinless arms to my plentiful vein-filled legs. This, was a mistake.

    Now, I just stick to the arms and if I can't hit I just take a break and drink some water, come back to it after a bit. Sometimes that's a hard thing to do when tweaking but I've trained myself to show some control & set it down, drink some water, do some pushups, then try again with fresh gear.
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  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Ray Bradbury
    Isaac Asimov
    John Milton
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