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  1. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    do it exactly like-


    t-that.🍆
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  6. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Darryl will be deep frying his turkey this year. He simply can't get enough of that yummy, crunchy texture.




    Yap
    ,,
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  7. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
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  8. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    When you boil lobster, all the pathogens dissolves anyways. So uhm yeah, tear that ocean vacuum floor of dead decaying matter substance up metal! Dip it in butter, and make an uproarious crunch! If you won't, I'll do it with extra emphasis of tasting.
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  9. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    There’s a saying i’ve made up: When you live fast with resources and references, your mental state evaporates the cultural differences with indifference. But when you decide to take on the entire world by yourself with little to none help, you’d still die, but acknowledging that there’s no bunk beds in coffins; perishing with dignity, integrity and a higher level of happiness-spontaneity rather, proves your perspective of how your own life should be lived.

    Forget all the utilitarian perspectives. Your life, the glow of your era, is your own deontological perseverance of abiding your own ground rules, for which could make your life perfect the way it should be lived just for yourself.
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    Deez nutz.
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  13. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls so i can rape myself too?



    Yes.
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  14. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    likewise 😉
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  15. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Laying down, eating twinkies, ho-ohs, swiss rolls and some beef jerkies.
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  16. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Ah, my summer was pretty lit.
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    ,
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  18. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Animaniacs !❤️

    I’ve been eating my veggies, D 😋
    Haiii! 😋

    Hey good lookin, those veggies sure are getting in the right places😉😋
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  19. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    You changed your hair color wearing glasses and your chest grew about 2 sizes bigger?

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  20. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    What did you do for your special mid-life born day? I’m literally freaking out that i’m months away from leaving my youth world. Some say it may start at the age of 31, but still....31 is like a big aging number man. I wish I was 24. So anyways, my list of what I should do on my bday are listed as follows:

    1. Lay in bed all day, watch 10 seasons of friends and eat 30 different slices of pizza. 30 Hot wings. Ranch dressing.

    2. Go to a movie and miss exactly 30 minutes of it.

    3. Be 30 all day, no showers and do number 1.

    4. Drive for exactly 30 miles and what ever is near, whether if its a local bar, club, fancy restaurant go to it.

    5. Give lala my pone number so she can voicemail me trying to sing happy birthday. Now that would be awesome.

    6. Dress my very best, and try to converse with 30 different attractive women for a few minutes.

    7. Have a bowling party.

    That’s all I got for now, please help.

    -Thanks
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