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2020-04-02 at 2:12 AM UTC in Nice ass thread
Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Derryl, my oldest is nearly half an inch taller than you and still sad she'll always be 4 inches shorter than her mama. Hit me up when your 5'11, K.
Don’t be like that Teriyakisaki. I don’t mind going out on a secret date with a taller woman. If anyone asks just say i’m just your personal gigolo as a last resort from any futuristic natural disasters, outbreaks, or apocalypses. They’ll understand.
This is your last chance Tabitha. I don’t normally do this, usually i’d move on and say it’s their lost. You gonna let height get in between the small flare you have for me? From the smiles, I can honestly say you just might take me up on the limited timed offer. I mean, literally. We’re not getting any younger, and as a 30 year old man, I can honestly say you’d probably have some fun with this midget before those hips lie. And not to brag, i’m actually 5’9. So you’re literally 2 inches taller than me. I know you’re senstive about your foot size, so I won’t stare at them too hard. I’ll just get the glass shoe custom made then. K?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-31 at 3:37 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-03-26 at 3:05 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by larrylegend8383 That nigga Durrel has had women fly him cross country just to make him dinner.
That has happened only twice in my lifetime. I took a break from it because it made me feel like a simp. But still-
Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Darryl da West Indian/Honduran/French Ric Flair
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2020-03-24 at 4:34 PM UTC in Random Thoughtsworky out tyme 🙃
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2020-03-24 at 4:44 PM UTC in Random Thoughtsshake dat ass fo me mamacita 🙃🙃
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2020-03-24 at 4:32 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentahhhhhhh-
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2020-03-20 at 6:07 AM UTC in do you niggers really not possess gunsNo. I do have a crossbow though. Not because i’m darryl from TWD, but because of that and and it’s 83% more accurate than a concealed weapon.
I also have two baseball bats wrapped in barbed wire name maricela and Lucille, and a slingshot at the ready.
Come try me, nigger.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-17 at 11:24 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-12 at 2:39 PM UTC in Jill-Paige Spankyr, I know it’s a bit early to ask this..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-10 at 5:39 PM UTC in To Starr, Lala, tech, kinks, teehee, April, and HTSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-10 at 4:59 PM UTC in To Starr, Lala, tech, kinks, teehee, April, and HTS
After my recent endeavor of finding a heart to match for heart day, I failed miserably. So, here I am again, putting my heart out here to find someone who wish to share it with me.
~You have approximately 3 1/2 days to make a formidable decision.
Love,
§m£ÂgØL 🥀The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-10 at 2:08 AM UTC in Jill-Paige Spankyr, I know it’s a bit early to ask this..Larfish, with you being all braggadocious, you still ain't shit playa if she still chatting with me and other horndogs out there. So, here's a thumbs up for your "manhood" haha
And @ Tech's foot🤤
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2020-02-09 at 10:53 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
Not impressed.
-its no wonder you smoke so much trees.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-07 at 1:15 PM UTC in Jill-Paige Spankyr, I know it’s a bit early to ask this..Ayo, niggette, first off, good morns to ya. Just reminding yous that yous gots 7 more days to give me a decision for heart day, naaah mean? I’m always watching....always watching..
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2020-01-28 at 6:23 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2020-01-28 at 2:13 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2020-01-29 at 2:21 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2020-01-29 at 3:53 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-29 at 4:35 PM UTC in Jill-Paige Spankyr, I know it’s a bit early to ask this..Larry explain why you haven’t married her yet? I would’ve proposed on to her on the second date, even if I only claimed 2nd base.
I hope you didn’t have a lobotomy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-29 at 4:11 AM UTC in What is the best part of a woman/manThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
