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2019-04-28 at 8:24 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentShe wanted to go fishing, so I agreed. It was actually pretty nice. I never knew how to fish, she was the one who actually taught me. I mastered of how to tie a fisherman's knot and which power bait is useful to haul the big one. That's what she said.
She was a pretty awesome girlfriend. My best one thus far. I feel bad for the next girl who comes into my life. She has a lot to do just to impress me. I definitely wouldn't settle for less because I know for damn sure I can do better. No more desperate measures. I want a girlfriend better than my ex. Then I'll be satisfied. So far, I'm not even close to being impressed from thots spreading their legs for insertion. They should be ashamed of themselves smh.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-18 at 10:27 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the momentHentaihaven.com
you’re welcome.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-13 at 11:09 AM UTC in Little girls are tight.
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2019-04-15 at 2:47 PM UTC in Yeah, ohfra is totally hawt.She shunned me. In the rule of shunning, you can’t unshun and reshun someone who isn’t in your “financially stabled boss lane”. I stays in mine bruh. If I need assistance, which I won’t, I will ask polekitten guyhead man because he’s the first person to see them both naked and didn’t catch an erection, because he’s gay.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-07 at 11:02 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..i miss this hottie..
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2019-04-03 at 6:44 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Today is leg day, so um...I'll leave this here just in case someone hogs the treadmill like-
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2019-03-30 at 6:57 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-30 at 3:20 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
Originally posted by CandyRein We mentioned it more than once I don’t think you were around
You’re okay, I don’t think he would care if I didn’t know. I’m nobody pretending not to be a somebody. Too much attention makes you want to hide.
I inboxed everyone I could as soon as Ninja told me..
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2019-03-29 at 11:32 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-29 at 1:35 PM UTC in Yeah, ohfra is totally hawt.This is egregious!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-29 at 8:22 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsDamn Zeke, I know Lisa is hurt from that. Tell her I said im sorry to hear that. That’s just fckin terrible.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-26 at 10:30 PM UTC in What posters did you have on your walls as a teenager?Oh man where do I even start?
-Jadakiss
-styles p
-Jayz rockafeller center
-Baby spice from the spice girls
-michael jordan
-kobe
-steve nash
-allen iverson
-busta rhymes
-me
-me
-me
-me
-me
-me
-me
-me
-me
-cat
-dog
-that other girl from spice girls(redhead)forgot her name
-pamela anderson
I switch posters based on my moods. The limit was 7. I shared a room with my 2 brothers. My big brother was a bully back then so he was like the headmaster of the room. So if he wanted to switch sides we be like yeah ok lets do this. :)
It was really exciting.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-25 at 12:28 AM UTC in I'm Not Sure, But I May Be Offendedthat’s what she said.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-18 at 9:46 PM UTC in Jedi Darryl was an OG of DH...Thanks for the love thread Matt, that was very gay*cough* I mean generous of you.
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2019-03-17 at 3:37 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentJust like cotton back in the day.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-15 at 2:50 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentMmm.
Yummy.
I bet you taste dum good. 😜The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-13 at 4:41 PM UTC in How many people actually hooked up on DH?Ok, I start with the 1st girl I met from DH. This was before I was introduced to the forums, or even noticed they were there to be honest. It happened somewhere around the year of 2010. I cannot lie, this girl in opinion looked like lumiee D, but with a fatter ass. I probably spelled her name wrong, but it’s the girl that singed that uh-oh song. We chatted for about a couple weeks, share a few pics, and before we know it, we were talking on the phone. She lived in Boston and wanted me to visit for a night. She said she was living in her moms basement(no judgement as to why). When we first saw each other, it was kind of awkward because we were saying all those erotic things through chat, and to show it off in public it was like weird. We took the bus to her house because I’m wasn’t playing for a cab. She said it was only about 8 bucks, as clever I were I said, if we took the cab at your house, we would be exposed being parked in front of your house. She was like nuh-uh we can stop a couple blocks before-I cut her and said I’m broke lets just take the bus. She was like, aite. Mind you, I’ve never traveled to Boston before, so it was a nice experience riding a coach bus. Back to the story. As we were on the bus, I started getting all touchy feely and kissing her on the cheek because the quiet sound of awkwardness was getting too obvious of this whole meet-up lets just fuck escapade. She was giggling n stuff, we started kissing for a bit. Cool. Finally our stop was here, must’ve been two hours or that bus ride took the longest way to her house because she said it was only a couple hours away. Fucking lie, my ass was hurting from sitting on the uncomfortable coach bus seats. But I didn’t complain like a bitch, I’m a trooper. Anyways now here comes the tricky part, sneaking in her house while her fam was there. It’s 10 something at night, it’s cold and I hear owls hooting nearby. She told me to wait here by the corner in the dark alone, until she flashes her signal(flashlight through her basement window) to run in. As she did, I have no clue, but the mission impossible song popped right into my head. I gotta stop watch so much movies man. As I got to her window, she said her bed was right underneath, to go ahead slide in. I told her please don’t make me hurt myself, are you sure I won’t get hurt? It was like a 7 ft landing. She said yeah, so in my thought, I was like Jesus take the wheel and slid in. Didn’t work out well. I went in foot first instead of head and still landed on my back. I should’ve dived in that bish. But there were branches n stuff so I had to hold them in order to get in. She laughed historically knowing was going to happen. I screamed shit too loudly and her mom duke yelled, “is everything ok down there? It sounded like you dropped something sweetie.” My heart dropped as I her footsteps walking down, I threw my ass under her bed holding her flashlight. For protection, I have no idea. I just felt safer holding it. So anyways mission completed, I was in. Her room was so dark though..she asked if I were hungry, that her made dinner I said yeah. So we shared a kiss and headed upstairs to fix me a plate. I was downloading songs from her laptop to my mini iPod Shuffle and finally she comes down with hot plate full of food. I was like damn bae I ain’t gonna eat all that lol and she was like duhhhh we going to eat it together. Aww how sweet. I was like really hungry so I ate most of it, needed the energy. So after we were done eating, we watched a movie all cuddly n stuff to set off the mood. I still was wondering why her room was so dark, I mean no mini nightlight. Man this girl is tough. So we had sex like 4 times that night. Her blowjob skills was eh, then we cuddled again until we both fell asleep. It’s now 6 something in the morning I think, my eyes began to open as I hear knocking on her window. I tap her saying babe-babe someone is knocking on your window. She checks the window and it was, her dad. He wanted her to open the garage door from the basement because he out of allllllllll fucking days misplaced his garage keys. Fucking bullshit. So she was like ok dad slams the window immediately and said nigga you gotta go. I was like wut? 0.o I’m mad tired baby. She said sleep on the bus. I’m sorry but my dad will be checking my room as he always do. So I was like shit, let me put my clothes on- her mom opens her room door she says, sweetie( forgot the question she was asking) followed with wtf oh no rape rape! She ran to grab a weapon of her choice. I’m at the point when I’m going to shit myself. My girl went to go stop her, her dad is still waiting for the garage door to open, he started to knock on her window again. So I started to think, I need to get tf out of here. I didn’t put any of my clothes on, I picked them up open the garage door and ran at speed of light. All I heard from her dad was its about time you-
I didn’t look back, I kept running, tree twigs snaps on my foot, ow ow ow running in the street, passing neighborhoods, then running into the wilderness to hide and put my clothes on. I hid behind a tree to see if her dad traced me, heart beating faster than a motherfucker. I stood there for at least an hour. When I felt that I’m safe to head out, I ran again. I have no idea why I started to run again. I just ran until a bus shows up. When I got to the bus terminal, I checked my pone. It had 7 voicemails and 13 unread text messages from her. I turned my phone off. Closed my eyes as I finally got my seat on the coach bus thinking, she had some good pussy. I wanted to hit it one time for the road, damn. -
2019-03-13 at 11:11 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Happy belated birthday princess starr!!!! ❤️Omg I cannot believe I missed out after being so damn busy with life. Wish you many many more, doll. 😉The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-11 at 12:05 PM UTC in Who are your top 3 favourite posters?Dummy.❤️The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-11 at 11:59 AM UTC in Who are your top 3 favourite posters?
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