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2019-03-29 at 6:33 PM UTC in Risir stopped posting because he is afraid to deal with all the insults and criticism he would be hosting...
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2019-03-29 at 6:14 PM UTC in This asshole had plenty of open parking spots with no vehicles next to them...
Originally posted by WellHung Yet, he parks all the way at the end, right next to me. He used to have an impeccable looking, bright, shiny red truck… Folks, now it's a bright, shiny red truck with a few small dents and paint peels. You see, he didn't leave me enough room to open my passenger door…ππβΊ
He'll probably think his latest skank did that.. -
2019-03-29 at 5:58 PM UTC in owh FWAAAAA wa WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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2019-03-29 at 5:45 PM UTC in owh FWAAAAA wa WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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2019-03-29 at 12:51 PM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
Originally posted by Sophie I don't know how much money you have or how big your house is, but you should cover a room in plastic for the next hobo. If anyone asks you're remodeling. Lure the hobo in there on some pretext, IDK< tell him you might have a job for him if he's wiling to work, then put a garrote around his throat as his back is turned. If you make it a rope one of sufficient thickness he probably won't even bleed. The plastic is just for when shit hits the fan.
If you have a big cooler you store him there in parts. I suggest bleeding the body in a controlled manner before you start cutting it up. You also don't saw anything off, you get a set of nice butcher knives and cut the tendons at the joints. Disperse the body parts in dumpsters in different cities. Preferably over county and state lines. Don't get rid of everything at once and incorporate the getting rid of the body parts into some sort of routine. If you go to the gym every Friday afternoon take some extra time before coming home.
If you get anything dirty with blood or bodily fluids. For fucks sake only use bleach after you clean it with biologically active laundry detergent. Let it soak for a while and hopefully the enzymes in the detergent will break down the enzymes in the blood that react with Luminol. Also, if you don't feel like cutting up a body just put it in the tub full off bio-detergent. You'll end up with nice clean bones, it's better than acid. Put the skeleton on display or something, say you bought it at some medical for closure sale.
Nice think through.. -
2019-03-29 at 12:35 PM UTC in Catholic churches being vandalized across France
Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers https://voiceofeurope.com/2019/03/2019-catholic-churches-are-being-desecrated-throughout-france/
I've always known Catholics were evil. I tripped on a catholic churche's retardedly placed sprinkler recently and got injured. I thought about vandalizing the church, or at least chopping up the sprinkler with a machete. Then I read this article.
Ahhh, now I don't have to do anything. Muslims are awesome.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Breaking someone's garden fence does not equate to an ungodly act Annie…
That may depend on the godly judges opinion?? -
2019-03-29 at 12:13 PM UTC in My dad is driving me to the hospital to get my balls chopped off in like 3 days. Lol.I bet your Dad has been driving your ass, OP..
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2019-03-29 at 11:33 AM UTC in Neither Risir or CandyRein will ever get on an airplane...
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2019-03-29 at 10:24 AM UTC in Karen, I'm pregnant.I think my coffee's kickin in..π
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2019-03-29 at 3:11 AM UTC in Trump is going to kill Obama careHmmm, are free nigga phones out da door too??
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2019-03-29 at 2:54 AM UTC in Alcoholics Anonymous
Originally posted by Bill Krozby i used to go to na meetings when i was 16 w my gf because her mom thought it would be cool, those real junkies didn't want us there for the most part but they were total losers. anyways, by 18 i was doing a buncha coke and thought i had a problem so i went to the korean christian church to ca meetings.
now i know what that album title the 13th step means by apc… this guy introduced himself to me at the end of the meeting and new i was poor and hungry and took me out to sonic and said he'd be my sponsor.. little did i know because i was naive at the time to what older men want and he took me to park by the water off lamar and we were walking around talking and we stopped and he giggled and was staring at me and said that he likes my hair.. I didn't get raped or give that asshole up but it was pretty creepy, ent up getting him to drop me off at a different apartment complex across the st from me.
You need to join Prison Anonymous, to help you ease off your need for dick up your ass.. -
2019-03-28 at 9:23 PM UTC in WE ARE STALPANOF, of corse i was dh,
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2019-03-28 at 9:07 PM UTC in WE ARE STALPANOF, of corse i was dh,
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2019-03-28 at 8:53 PM UTC in Jussie Smollett, all charges dropped
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2019-03-28 at 8:41 PM UTC in Islam isn't the problem
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2019-03-28 at 8:27 PM UTC in Post your desk/study setup
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2019-03-28 at 8:19 PM UTC in Neither Risir or CandyRein will ever get on an airplane...We need more nude pics, with the rule that people only receive the nudes they want.. Probably possible on the net, in the future..
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2019-03-28 at 8:08 PM UTC in Folks the simple fact is that Zanick does not exist
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2019-03-28 at 7:45 PM UTC in How to make ABSOLUTELY certain that a building is emptyStep lightly around that subject, when in the States, OP.. Very touchy people here..
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2019-03-28 at 7:29 PM UTC in Neither Risir or CandyRein will ever get on an airplane...
Originally posted by Bill Krozby not for me because it becomes real love if i want it to be. sorry but not sorry that you can't even get laid over the internet and have to obsess over people happier and better than you.
That's your lame ass comeback for everything.. You're a little bitch, that posts a pic of yourself in a fake Linda Blair pose.. Give us a break, twat.. That was worse than the time you posted your fake bodybuilder pose..
