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  1. Originally posted by CandyRein

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    444 YALL
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  2. Kackfa sent me nudes in reply fuys

    Sry can't chat rn, looking at nudes

    *Stands up and speaks* YES I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE MAN WHO PUT IT IN MY HOOD, FOR ALL OF THE GUIDANCE AND SUPPORT… And THE 'ACADEMY'
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  3. I just got in a fight about this thread I was.drinking a steal reserve when guy buddy came up to me and I asked if he saw this thread I had.my buck knife but he had a.cuck.knife and swang on me with three quick slashes. I dodged them barely but then we.did.blows on each other which got pretty hairy
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  4. Originally posted by Meikai I mean, maybe, but who cares? This isn't a dick measuring contest about who's spent more time where: you've spent 60x longer living in the US than I have, which is the actually relevant country. What matters is whether or not "spending a year living amongst the locals" is enough to determine "the locals of pale complexion also do bad things". And if you think it's not long enough, boy howdy are you ever wrong.

    Spedro just got debunked, BY A GIRL
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  5. Driving got pretty chilled out once I got past Reno and on US50. UNFORTUNATELY I RAN OVER A JACKRABBIT, PROBABLY A COUPLE OF MICE OR RATS BUT I COULD NOT HEAR THEM EXPLODE under mY TIRES ON ACCOUNT OF HOW SMALL THEY ARE.

    Slept at love's last night and chilled with the lot liserds a bit.

    East of Ely near Humboldt National Forest , US6



    A lot of stretches where you can see the road for probably 20 plus miles, muscle car or Corvette would be sick out here.

    There's snow on dem


    Whole lotta hills, twists, and passes, sure do want a a turbo diesel or at least an LS so I can keep Speed better

    Also I got a frappuccino at mcdonald's, a big surprise, it sucks ass and it's already almost completely melted when I got it sickeningly sweet, but oh well what are you going to do you know
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  6. Is soy milk ok
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  7. My hustel is to buy so much beer that the store always has to always restock a lot, soo it's more fresher
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  8. Originally posted by mmQ y'all dont keep a box of terds around even if you don't have a cat ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


    how you gonna have quick access when you wanna make yourself a nice Alaskan Pipeline / Cold Betsy ?

    Reminds me of the time POLECAT sold an old disused opossum and a pocket-terd for 72 cents
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  9. Did my dollar crash yet fuys?? I sure hope I can still spend my greenbucks at Panera Bread Company because I have a real hankering for one of they're green goblin slushies
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  10. I'm at the gas station in a line for gas half the pumps are broken honestly none of it makes any sense but I'm just grateful, tons of people rummage the trash cans to get out bottles and cans, they must sift through quite a few pissjugs
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  11. This is the first Good thread we've since Scionalto left us

    This is like the dark ages for NIS I do say
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  12. ACP, REPORTING TO DO SUCCESSFULLY KROLO POSTS, CHICKEN
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  13. All of the keys only on a single row so it's long and skinny just like the cigarette a southern bella would smoke. But its mounted on a motorized slider and uses the block chain to figure out what key you're gonna want to press next and it slides the keyboard so you don't have to move your hands around a lot. It slides like the carriage thing on a type writer

    That or your chair is on a slider and it tanks you around so you're over the correct key but this could cause motion sickness in certain individuals

    Edit mods move this to the computer forum immediately
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  14. Literally I don't like doing laundry but I also don't like wearing dirty chonies. That's why I invented a life hack, I can literary buy a 6 pack of bikinis for 12 bucks, that's only like about a couple dollars a day in underwear costs which if you think about it is less than people spend on cigarettes.

    Hows that for a new non smoking campaign? Put a picture of all my underwear on a box of cigarettes that says "WOULDNT YOU RATHER BE BUYING THIS INSTEAD "

    And also eventually I'll have enough underwear to fill up a whole washing machine and finally do it and be good for another year, or just say Fuc it and throw them away or take them to the Wash n Fold. Which is where the bikinis shine because they are among the lightest weight undergarments available for a strong man.- because they charge by the pound obviously. Also it would be kinda funny( maybe also slightly embarrassing but I'll be o.k.) to me to show up with a thirty gallon bag of used underwear

    I wish I could do this with socks too because new socks are the most comfortable but I only wear American made wool , as I'm something of a patriot, and I just can't justify the cost of new socks every day to my accountant
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  15. No one needs a 9mm for sporting purposes. I wouldn't have one anyway but if I did I would do the right thing and turn it in to the authorities
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  16. You should mod out you're car and put a hand crank on it to spin up you're motor , not to mention the weight savings of throwing the baddery and starder moder in the river
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  17. Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I was trying to be neutral but I think he was trying to call me a simp in another thread

    That was his mistake
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  18. I dunno it's like 8hrs away I'll go if (the man formally referred to as )Doyol goes with me ( I'm not allowed to call him that anymore )

    But opey blows a lot of hot air and got all scared when I offered to visit his desert house so who really knows honestly none of it really makes any sense
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  19. I believe fax technology is undervalued in today's global economy. I expect we will see many Buck Angel VCs putting they're money where they're mouth is by funding big heavy into this segment going into the next two to three years .

    A new fax titan will emerge, do you have what it takes!?
  20. I will be putting Biden signs up at the bar fuys
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