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2023-08-19 at 5:07 PM UTC in This Sunay's Confession
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2023-08-19 at 5:08 PM UTC in Everyone spam kafkas inbox if you gangKackfa sent me nudes in reply fuys
Sry can't chat rn, looking at nudes
*Stands up and speaks* YES I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE MAN WHO PUT IT IN MY HOOD, FOR ALL OF THE GUIDANCE AND SUPPORT… And THE 'ACADEMY' -
2023-08-18 at 4:13 AM UTC in I got beat up today.I just got in a fight about this thread I was.drinking a steal reserve when guy buddy came up to me and I asked if he saw this thread I had.my buck knife but he had a.cuck.knife and swang on me with three quick slashes. I dodged them barely but then we.did.blows on each other which got pretty hairy
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2023-08-06 at 4:07 PM UTC in "Ain't nothing you can do" - scholar raids Sikh owned store
Originally posted by Meikai I mean, maybe, but who cares? This isn't a dick measuring contest about who's spent more time where: you've spent 60x longer living in the US than I have, which is the actually relevant country. What matters is whether or not "spending a year living amongst the locals" is enough to determine "the locals of pale complexion also do bad things". And if you think it's not long enough, boy howdy are you ever wrong.
Spedro just got debunked, BY A GIRL -
2023-08-06 at 5:36 PM UTC in Doing my Pilgrimage to ColoradoDriving got pretty chilled out once I got past Reno and on US50. UNFORTUNATELY I RAN OVER A JACKRABBIT, PROBABLY A COUPLE OF MICE OR RATS BUT I COULD NOT HEAR THEM EXPLODE under mY TIRES ON ACCOUNT OF HOW SMALL THEY ARE.
Slept at love's last night and chilled with the lot liserds a bit.
East of Ely near Humboldt National Forest , US6
A lot of stretches where you can see the road for probably 20 plus miles, muscle car or Corvette would be sick out here.
There's snow on dem
Whole lotta hills, twists, and passes, sure do want a a turbo diesel or at least an LS so I can keep Speed better
Also I got a frappuccino at mcdonald's, a big surprise, it sucks ass and it's already almost completely melted when I got it sickeningly sweet, but oh well what are you going to do you know -
2023-08-04 at 12:14 AM UTC in Coming out of retirementIs soy milk ok
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2023-08-01 at 11:59 PM UTC in Nice little hustle I have come up withMy hustel is to buy so much beer that the store always has to always restock a lot, soo it's more fresher
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2023-08-04 at 7:22 PM UTC in Getting tattoos done, on my nipples
Originally posted by mmQ y'all dont keep a box of terds around even if you don't have a cat ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
how you gonna have quick access when you wanna make yourself a nice Alaskan Pipeline / Cold Betsy ?
Reminds me of the time POLECAT sold an old disused opossum and a pocket-terd for 72 cents -
2023-08-03 at 12:04 AM UTC in The Dollar is going to crash and Americans are going to be poorDid my dollar crash yet fuys?? I sure hope I can still spend my greenbucks at Panera Bread Company because I have a real hankering for one of they're green goblin slushies
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2023-08-03 at 11:21 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI'm at the gas station in a line for gas half the pumps are broken honestly none of it makes any sense but I'm just grateful, tons of people rummage the trash cans to get out bottles and cans, they must sift through quite a few pissjugs
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2023-08-03 at 11:46 PM UTC in Active user census thread: all active users, post at least once in this thread to "check in"This is the first Good thread we've since Scionalto left us
This is like the dark ages for NIS I do say -
2023-08-03 at 9:20 PM UTC in Active user census thread: all active users, post at least once in this thread to "check in"ACP, REPORTING TO DO SUCCESSFULLY KROLO POSTS, CHICKEN
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2023-08-03 at 10:30 PM UTC in Inventing a new type of keyboard.All of the keys only on a single row so it's long and skinny just like the cigarette a southern bella would smoke. But its mounted on a motorized slider and uses the block chain to figure out what key you're gonna want to press next and it slides the keyboard so you don't have to move your hands around a lot. It slides like the carriage thing on a type writer
That or your chair is on a slider and it tanks you around so you're over the correct key but this could cause motion sickness in certain individuals
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2023-08-03 at 10:06 PM UTC in Living high on the hog, through optimizationLiterally I don't like doing laundry but I also don't like wearing dirty chonies. That's why I invented a life hack, I can literary buy a 6 pack of bikinis for 12 bucks, that's only like about a couple dollars a day in underwear costs which if you think about it is less than people spend on cigarettes.
Hows that for a new non smoking campaign? Put a picture of all my underwear on a box of cigarettes that says "WOULDNT YOU RATHER BE BUYING THIS INSTEAD "
And also eventually I'll have enough underwear to fill up a whole washing machine and finally do it and be good for another year, or just say Fuc it and throw them away or take them to the Wash n Fold. Which is where the bikinis shine because they are among the lightest weight undergarments available for a strong man.- because they charge by the pound obviously. Also it would be kinda funny( maybe also slightly embarrassing but I'll be o.k.) to me to show up with a thirty gallon bag of used underwear
I wish I could do this with socks too because new socks are the most comfortable but I only wear American made wool , as I'm something of a patriot, and I just can't justify the cost of new socks every day to my accountant -
2023-07-25 at 5 PM UTC in Biden aludes to a ban on 9mm handgunsNo one needs a 9mm for sporting purposes. I wouldn't have one anyway but if I did I would do the right thing and turn it in to the authorities
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2023-08-02 at 11:59 PM UTC in My new favorite songYou should mod out you're car and put a hand crank on it to spin up you're motor , not to mention the weight savings of throwing the baddery and starder moder in the river
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2023-07-29 at 11:01 PM UTC in Should Speedy Parker get ass raped?
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2023-07-28 at 12:52 AM UTC in The Grand Opening of Speedy's Saloon in Kingman, Arizona, is on September 25th...I dunno it's like 8hrs away I'll go if (the man formally referred to as )Doyol goes with me ( I'm not allowed to call him that anymore )
But opey blows a lot of hot air and got all scared when I offered to visit his desert house so who really knows honestly none of it really makes any sense -
2023-07-25 at 10:03 PM UTC in Virtual Fax Machine SoftwareI believe fax technology is undervalued in today's global economy. I expect we will see many Buck Angel VCs putting they're money where they're mouth is by funding big heavy into this segment going into the next two to three years .
A new fax titan will emerge, do you have what it takes!? -
2023-07-25 at 7:28 PM UTC in Coming out of retirementI will be putting Biden signs up at the bar fuys