2020-06-12 at 4:43 PM UTC
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Flyting thread
Tee hee hee you need not fret
Me jig and Grylls will make you wet
All 3 cocks are what you need
And how we'll fill you with our seed
Jig in mouth and Grylls up ass
And I will take the pussy pass
Our little ragdoll you will be
Passed around from sea to sea
Idk
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2020-06-12 at 4:30 PM UTC
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Flyting thread
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Grylls, JJ and MMQ
please dont fight over who is my boo
Even though small dicked you all are
and all 3 end to end doesn't reach far
Each one of you is special in your own way
It's just a shame you are all gay.
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2020-06-12 at 2:54 PM UTC
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Chaz
Originally posted by tee hee hee
mmr, did u see the fearless leader raz assulting ppl on camera?
I don't give a shit what some individual does.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
They'll be robots to do it by then.
The robot just grabs your angles in a single grip, raises you off the bed, and a wet rag and brush pops out of the belly.
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Many people don't even need to get old to have to have someone to wipe their ass for them.
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2020-06-11 at 3:13 PM UTC
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air conditioners
First off, where are you going to find an A/C for $500? I assume you're talking about a split system and not a window unit. Do you plan on installing it yourself? If so, you will need an oxy-acetylene torch set with (preferably) 15% silver solder and the ability to use them. You will also need a vacuum pump of at least 3 cfm. You can reuse your copper line set as the freon is the same. You would be a fool to only replace the outside condensing unit without replacing your evaporator coil on top of the furnace insofar as it is usually the thing that develops a leak as well as having years and years worth of dust imbedded in the fins from dust that got past your air f-i-l-t-e-r that you didn't change often enough.
The thing to check is the SEER rating (Seasonal Energy Efficiency Ratio). Basically, if the old A/C is a 10 SEER and the new one is a 13 SEER, the new one will be 30% more efficient.
The average life expectancy of an A/C system is considered to be 12 to 15 years. I would not bother replacing an existing system unless it has a history of leaking freon or needs an expensive repair. I would replace a contactor or capacitor. I might think before replacing a condensor fan motor.
Pay no attention to the Jiggaboo behind the curtain! Commercial equipment is different. It has all factory solder joints and tested in its final configuration rather than having to depend on some guy in the field patching things together. Further, many commercial leases require the tenant to make repairs which means you end up with patches upon patches. The owner won't replace the equipment to cut his electric bills in half because he isn't paying the bills. The end result is old patched up pieces of inefficient equipment on commercial roofs. It often takes a bad heat exchanger (on gas systems) before the cost gets too prohibitive to continue patching.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I was beat up by the negros in arkansas in the third grade for being a red headed white Yankee boy and in the 7th grade and when i was 18 riding a bus across the country a black dude stole my walkman AND MY HANK WILLIAMS CASSETTE TAPE!
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2020-06-11 at 3:07 AM UTC
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Frala is an imposter muslim
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2020-06-10 at 6:48 PM UTC
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Do you pick your nose?
I have allergies and a cock nose and sometimes the mucous likes to flood my head and then I pass out from the benadryl and wake up unable to breath from my nose and have to dislodge a block the size of a pea
I think my sinuses might be fucked. My nose constantly gets clogged up with shit and I have to lay on one side so the fluids stay in motion and sometimes the pipes have so much pressure in them that laying on my left side makes the stuff go up and clog up my right side and defying gravity.
I have to blow my nose with paper towel or a rag. When I do that I sneeze non stop. Sometimes it helps when I jam a bunch of tissue paper in my nose holes. I can actually breathe easier when I do that
My life is suffering and pain. I hate being incapacitated by invisible particles. The only thing that works is benadryl and after almost 10 years of taking the shit all the time I am starting to get sick of it. I hate the feeling now
I have considered suicide over this. It affects my ability to work like when I worked at Sears it was a dusty warehouse and I had to eat benadryl all day. I got sent home once because I couldn't breathe and kept leaking bodily fluids all over the place.
I had to quit a job at a recycling plant once because my face mask kept getting fucked up with mucous and it would turn black from picking up all the shit in the air and my eyes would be watering and I'm sniffing and sneezing non stop and everyone just looks at me like I'm a retard or thinks I'm sick.
I always end up in a situation where I'm in a small room with someone like a job interview and some perfume or something sets me off and i start leaking everywhere and have to explain that I didn't just rail a bunch of cocaine smoke weed and cry for no reason.
Also I can usually get away with being stoned anywhere because my eyes are always red and people feel bad for me. I've had my boss give me benadryl before because I told her it was just allergies but i was just stoned and trying to play it cool.
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2020-06-10 at 4:08 PM UTC
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Disband the Police
Leaked photos of the defense department DARPA design document for the XRM42-LOIC "Low Orbit Ion Cannon"
They plan to use this against domestic terrorists to laser beam them from space.
Remember that genius scientist that invented a lightbulb that's 50x brighter and uses a quarter of the energy? well the lightbulb and energy industries didn't like that one bit. The media says his hot water tank "exploded" but actually what happened was one of the first tests of an orbital strike weapon. If you reverse image search this on google you will only find government controlled disinfo sites, all info about this pic have been removed from the internet as part of the cover up.
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I said I would come with some more fan art. here you guys go. Kinda goin for a Beavis and Butthead style here
open to doing commissions
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Octavian,
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the man who put it in my hood,
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Hikikomori-Fujoshi,
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🐿,
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Technologist,
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CASPER,
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DontTellEm,
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MexicanMasterRace,
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Grylls,
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Robert Mugabe,
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rabbitweed,
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itybit,
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I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4,
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Wariat,
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Jiggaboo_Johnson,
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Bradley,
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The Self Taught Man
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Get rick to fix it for me
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2020-06-08 at 12:42 AM UTC
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It's raining outside...
I woke up on Friday underneath my livingroom rug. I guess I was using it as a comforter.
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2020-06-07 at 11:28 PM UTC
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It's raining outside...
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
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2020-06-07 at 11:11 PM UTC
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It's raining outside...
You drink mango flavored beer you fucking fag.
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2020-06-07 at 5:05 PM UTC
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It's raining outside...
my vinegar soaked okra dick in your mom's gaping pussy
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2020-06-07 at 4:48 PM UTC
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It's raining outside...
But are you on my comfy level?
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2020-06-07 at 3:44 PM UTC
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Check this shit out
"u should've expected the cops to kill you dumbass!"
"protect and serve!"
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2020-06-06 at 4:22 PM UTC
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How do you become a spy
Originally posted by Sophie
Do you honestly believe some spook at the CIA doesn't have the ability to snap their fingers and make all relevant records disappear?
Then they should have no problem hiring former criminals and specialists as agents as well as a few regular Joe's and some technical people. At least that's how I would do it.
You also need to bust a hacker that tries to hack the government and tell them either to work for you or life in prison and they get a cool room with a dozen screens and have a cool hacker nickname like Kernel
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2020-06-06 at 4:16 PM UTC
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Fona 6-6-2020
Originally posted by AngryIVer
There's nothing to get. He lies about mundane shit in literally every thread he makes, and that's the only claim he made, so by the process of deduction we can assume he's lying about going to the river.
Because this place is so full of virtue. What's your real problem?
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