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Posts That Were Thanked by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4

  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    them diamond backs is good eatin,, back in the day I went hog hunting and came back to camp with three snakes and a dear for dinner,, then we drank wisky and we all took turns fuckin my girlfriend,, I was kinda mad at first but they all agreed I just didn't know she was or had been fuckin all of em since she was 13 so I relaxed and we had a red neck backwoods party, after that night she was my Wednesday girl.
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats My last plastics job

    How many 'plastics jobs' do you have? are you just making up positions at this point, this is clearly a lie. you have been at the same place for a long time stop trying to fool us

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Mexico or China.

    Do you have any proof of this? didnt think so
    Just another bullshit to garner sympathy. Pretty obvious when you DONT EVEN KNOW THE CONTINENT it was outsourced to. How do you know it wasn't india? or germany?

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Some of our products already get made in China

    Okay where is the proof? they make them to china and ship them to you??? that makes no sense. nothing about this makes any sense, your story is full of plot holes.

    Originally posted by Fonaplats despite the "Made in America" stickers we put on them.
    So your company engages in illegal practices and gets away with it? That makes you complacent to their illegal operations. Yeah i'm SO SURE a company would risk their license and getting hammered with fines just to OUTSOURCE TO MEXICO AND PUT AMERICA STICKERS ON IT. How about you start telling the truth for once.

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Days going good.

    It's the afternoon.. can't even get the timeline right. Fucking liar

    Originally posted by Fonaplats .

    the use of a period instead of a comma. What are you trying to hide????

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Cant wait to be home.

    I think you mean TOWNHOUSE.. it's not a HOUSE fonaplats, stop lying

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  3. Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I wear my mask on my genitals it feels good 👍

    If some libtards starts xhallemging me about not doing my part of being a mindless follower I'll just pull my pants down and I literally cant be in any trouble xause I was just flashing my crotch mask

    Always wear protection when out in pubic...great advice.
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  4. When covid first happened i tested this with my vape in the freezer room. Your breath travels like a slingshot. Everybody not wearing a mask is shooting and inhaling spit everywhere they go. Its disgusting honestly. Even when covid is over i might just wear a mask everywhere.
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  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I have known people like hiki and you can bring a girl to their house that is down to fuck and they will still find a way to fuck it up.

    Like one time I met this weird girl at work and we convinced her to hang out and smoke weed with us and brought her to my friends house for some reason and then she jumped on his lap and said "I like bigger guys" (he was fat)

    I was like oh damn you spending the night? and hes like NAH I HAVE VIDEO GAMES TO PLAY AND I GOTTA WATCH THE NEW MY LITTLE PONY and then he kicked us all out and she was like lol wut is he gay?
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  6. Originally posted by Erekshun It's time to fight back. These protesters want to defund/disband your job/profession. I know most of you want to protect and serve and now a few bad apples have all of you in a bad spot. Facing greater danger on the beat and also possibly getting fired for doing your JOB!. My suggestion is (if your precinct has been disbanded especially) go to a McDonalds during the busy lunch hour (out of uniform) and pull out your weapon and shoot the place up! See, we all know this is a race war that the media has incited. Give them the spark they need to speed this inevitable race war up. And since you are the police, make sure you do it right! Bring your cell phone and camera jammers with you. We don't need the evidence getting to the media that want you dead.

    Reported to the FBI.
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  7. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    ain't i a nice guy?

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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Love when you're gettin that ass and after awhile you pull out and it makes that suction cup sound 😍

    Same. And then I look up at his eyes and we just have a moment.
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    *back home*
    *texting Future*
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nothing hotter than having your dick covered in feces germs. Lol
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  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    her pussy tastes good and she leaves just the right amount of ass hairs unshaved
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  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ What if lanny and lala were doing the same long con like Lanny did for years? We have to keep an open mind.

    This has crossed my mind as well. Apparently, he is one of the masters of female disguise.
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Society is gay. If you think switchblades should be illegal you are the problem
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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The wild west was the coolest time ever, thats why they make movies and video games about it. That was one of the greatest moments in American history. No gay bullshit like the government or police, you just homestead with your rifle and fuck up indians, have sex in a brothel, drink whiskey and if anyone fucks around you start a posse and run their ass out of town.

    A cowboy in this modern day would be arrested and sent to prison, get cancel cultured and have to sell his horse and drive a car sitting stuck in traffic on his way to work.

    If you enjoy the world the way it is then you are just a fruit cup bitch that has never camped under the stars eating beans out of a can and blowing on a harmonica to pass the time. Cowboys didn't need electronics or social justice to live a happy fulfilling life.

    You know how law enforcement was handled back in the day? People in the town elected a sheriff, an upstanding man who lived to uphold the law and safety of that town. Nowadays they hire whoever can lick the most boots and the public has no say in how their community is policed.

    It's time for a change. If you are against change you should be sent to the gallows
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  15. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by AngryIVer It's because Fona is lying about it. He had to throw that in just incase she does/doesn't have it so he can cover his ass on future lies.

    Shut up!
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  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The loud obnoxious puking guy in a corona drive through test line
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  17. HTS highlight reel
    WE ONLY SAID "LEGALIZE, REGULATE, AND TAX IT" BECAUSE YOU ASSHOLES WERE SO GREEDY WE KNEW YOU WOULDN'T CHANGE THINGS UNLESS YOU COULD MAKE MONEY ON IT BUT SERIOUSLY STOP REGULATING AND TAXING IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace That girl with the combat boots and gloves looks feisty.

    most lesbo's are until you grab them by the hair and yank them around a bit, but anyways i just went out and antifa gave me a taco if i will protest with them, I just walked off and now back at the hotel chilling.

    they had a concert too in front of the police station, just chillin smoking weed and people telling the cops to fuck off. lol these big boners shut down i35 lolol
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  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You need a license just to watch TV where it's against the law to say "piss" or "shit" and everyone watches BBC because they love nigger dicks and named their national broadcast company after niggers. What a third world shit hole

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  20. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Yo yo mmQ
    yo act like your so precise online in all your incisions
    yet can't ever make a simple real life decision
    yo ass think its got a the bite of a viper
    yet yo ass still suckin mommies tit and in diapers
    come off so clean and fluffy
    but you still lickin up shit from buffy
    vampire slayer
    all you are to her
    is just another bitch to call her sir
    yo U got a couple o ginormous grapefruits
    but even they got smashed the fuck up by all pot o gold brutes
    oh shoot forgot by your daddy
    how does it feel sucking him off in his grave while smoking a fattie?
    oh you maddie now??
    don't give a fuck son and let me take a masterly bow.

    *i screwed it up a bit. made more sense in my head. i get confused people. runs away like a lil bitch now*
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