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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  2. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    how about i shove pole up yo ass and let us all decide on what kinda site this should be? also i infracted Lala earlier should I should be moderator dumshit dumbscrumb asswioing geriatric cow dung dog shit motherfucking asshole jerkwad scumstain fucker.
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  3. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Hopefully it's not a kissing bug... They contain Chagas disease, and can be fatal. They are now everywhere. I've seen them as high as Michigan now. they used to be just in the south.... butt notanymore.
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  4. I have an older friend...(rather he was a friend until I ran him off) who as a kid lived up by the great lakes in a small town near 'a' nuclear power station up there. I don't remember the name of the plant but as I recall he said it was the first or one of the first in the US.

    Anyway he is generally a good gont and very trustworthy and he only spoke of this once, seemingly reluctantly.

    He said as a boy him and his brother use to "fuck around" on the land near the nuclear plant and one particular evening they walked up a hill/ridge and when they got to the top looked down and there was a completely black disk just sitting on the ground in the valley. They watched it for a while and my friend told his brother he was going to go touch it...the brother refused to move and stayed up on the ridge. My friend said he climbed down the ridge and walked over to the disk and just as he put his hand on it it lifted up silently and sped away over the ridge and his brother who was laying on the floor whimpering.


    I would normally scoff at such a story but the guy in question was a pretty solid character and never told tales anything like that. He wouldn't talk about it again when I'd ask him about it.

    I did some research at the time he told me this on the nuclear plant in question (again I don't remember the name now) and the little town where he lived and there was a lot of UFO reports/activity in the time period he mentioned.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'd like for there to be a taco involved maybe the volcano can spew out fresh Mexican tacos ? Can we incorporate that in there please?
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  6. You can behead me for shock value but what the audience doesn’t know is I can regenerate and my body parts grow back in doubles.
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  7. Originally posted by A College Professor It will have a big fountain like rich people put in their hughmungous driveways, but this fountain will be different. It will be made out of volcanic rock like a gigantic Molcajete ( only a few users here will know what that is ). BUT, here's where this fountain gets very interesting: it will be heated ( not that i know what that word means) with an eternal flame fired from a hidden underground 1000 gallon propaneya tank. heated to a precisely thermostatically controlled 185 degrees Farenheit. Here's where things get VERY interesting: the fountain will be filled with fresh coffee and the top is a percolater, constantly brewing a steady trickle of fresh coffee with the old coffee running into a discrete overflow to the creek. The circulation pumps for the water feature will be custom designed and manufactured by A.Y. McDonald.

    Anyway thats just the opening scene of the movie. I have an idea later these two guys get up on a bunkbed and start rough housing and get in a slapping match which escalates quickly into one guy getting put into a giant football and rolled off the bed.

    Looking for ideas for another scene after the fountain the football thing is later in the movie

    edit: as you can imagine, on a cool morning the steamy hot coffee vapor fuming off towards the "slightly ajar ( du wut? )" window on your villa and you open the window it will smeel delightful

    I am engrossed.
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  8. pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
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  9. Originally posted by ORACLE Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl.

    Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

    What about bad boys? watcha gonna do..to them?
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  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I hate doing that because as a plural that uses a dozen different email addresses my phone is now bogged down with a large amount of saved password and username data for a bunch of accounts on all kinds of websites.

    Like when I try to use the forum it asks me if I want to sign in as ZK or ronaldoscron which are alts that got permabanned and deleted years ago and I have no idea how to get rid of that history from my google.

    It saved all my account names when I spammed the forum and it carries across any computer or phone I use because it's tied to my google

    You needs a customized spammer database.
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  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by A College Professor It will have a big fountain like rich people put in their hughmungous driveways, but this fountain will be different. It will be made out of volcanic rock like a gigantic Molcajete ( only a few users here will know what that is ). BUT, here's where this fountain gets very interesting: it will be heated ( not that i know what that word means) with an eternal flame fired from a hidden underground 1000 gallon propaneya tank. heated to a precisely thermostatically controlled 185 degrees Farenheit. Here's where things get VERY interesting: the fountain will be filled with fresh coffee and the top is a percolater, constantly brewing a steady trickle of fresh coffee with the old coffee running into a discrete overflow to the creek. The circulation pumps for the water feature will be custom designed and manufactured by A.Y. McDonald.

    Anyway thats just the opening scene of the movie. I have an idea later these two guys get up on a bunkbed and start rough housing and get in a slapping match which escalates quickly into one guy getting put into a giant football and rolled off the bed.

    Looking for ideas for another scene after the fountain the football thing is later in the movie

    edit: as you can imagine, on a cool morning the steamy hot coffee vapor fuming off towards the "slightly ajar ( du wut? )" window on your villa and you open the window it will smeel delightful

    Hey gont I have a bunch of ideas for movies you wouldn't believe. I sleep like 3 hours a day at most but when I do nod out I have came up with a bunch of ideas for a movie.

    Like say there was a kid walking down the street and he put his finger in a bottle of cola and it got stuck and he started freaking out because he was playing hooky but that bottle on his finger made him be able to fly..
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  12. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    So I got to work and right away they promoted me to King of Plastics because I'm just so good at working. They gave me this cool pair of gloves to hold the boxes with, but then when I was using my new pallet jack they gave me the fork life tipped and they got mad. It took them over 17 hours to get the skidloader tipped back up because they're idiots who never udesd one before. Eventually the backhoe was tipped back up, and we I was finally able to get the boxes onto the tele-handler no thanks to Juan who tipped it over.
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  13. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    This morning I got $17,845,234 in the mail from John Glecki
    Then Chell gave me like 700 blowies
    Then some mexicans across the street made a hole 8,000,000 feet wide in the ozone layer

    Now I'm about to fly my 72 Pinto to the mood while eating greenbeans.
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  14. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I support the fleecing of america

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  15. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Wow what did you know I'm kind of like a scientist.

    Yeah I'm a catologist too when mine does shit I don't like I squirt him w/a spray bottle, issue resolved.


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  16. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    He mixes it up but I can see that. Peedy got me a pizza for my bday, archie is such a fat ass he stole the last two slices from me and I chased him down and grabbed on of them and ate them but the other he ate behind the couch.

    Just this morning I had a ham sandwhich I ate a quater of one half, a fourth for those of you pig fuckers that can't understand fractions. I opened up my door and he jumped in and I was like "no fuck u!" and pounced on him literally in my underwear and he scratched me and I screamed and he ran into the other room with 3/4's of my ham sandwich.

    So decided to hold a treaty and call it quits, cat will not steal from Bill Krozby and I put him outside of my door and he's been crying, maybe he will be a good cat again. He was when i first got him, but now he's totally hulkem kulomom them. I like the little guy but I'm thinking about making him into a butt head sandwhich if he does that again.

    The family that had him before me said they had him for two weeks but he would beat up their 4 year old, so I stepped up to the front lines and said "The names Bill Krozby, I'll do it.."

    This guy trains hit cat with psychology, my cat comes into the bathroom every 10 minutes when I have to take a piss and He will put his dead in my boxers and try to sleep in them, so I'll take him out and slam him slightly up against the wall like he was just nailed there and is never getting off.

    I've also tried doing chants I made up to inspire the beast in him to runaway from me as if im coming like kukla tomo kukla tomo ect.. you know like a tribe is coimng for him back in the jungle.



    wow what did you know I'm kind of like a scientist.
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  17. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    The absolute best way to save money is to not spend it in the first place.

    Lose the cable and go with an antenna.

    Dump your iphone and get a TracFone.

    Quit smoking.

    Quit drugging.

    Quit drinking.

    Buy hamburger rather than steak.

    Quit dining out. Eat at home.

    Save up errands to do on one day to conserve gas.

    Stay at home rather than going out. It's hard to spend money while at home unless you love the Home shopping Network or QVC. Stop that.

    These thing could save you thousands of dollars over the next year. A 1 year CD will only get you a few dollars as low as rates are. Besides, you have to already have the money now to invest in a 1 year CD. There is no magic bullet. Cut down your lifestyle to save for things you want more. Hell, you might even develop a liking for thrifty living and money in the bank.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace What do you give them?

    Wet chicken liver..
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  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace So what it decreases viral load and significantly reduces your chance of getting infected. I'd rather have 91% of the virus stopped than 0% of it stopped. It has been proven to work

    Let's say you have 100 nuclear missiles, and each missile has enough payload to destroy the entire country. If you stop 99 of the missiles and one gets through, guess what? It didn't matter that you stopped the 99. Same thing with this virus. Don't let the retards fool you. If you have a mask on and a person with COVID-19 breathes anywhere in your vanity, and you breathe in a single particle, you'll be infected. And this virus is especially virulent. Stopping 90% of the particles isn't going to do shit.
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the particles can float here is a close up electron microscopic image of one

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