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2020-07-29 at 1:30 AM UTC
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Proper Mommas
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
That's the thing about this society, I want to have sesxugue with your mommy. With your momma, garrett..mmq, I want to have one. Something we can keep in the freezer, something for the family. I write poetry about garrett and his momma because I've been having sex with his momma like it was a questioum..Something for the Rudy, Caption for the Sun. A litttle Rudy Patooti July Rudy Giul Jules Giely Giulliani
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An inspiring tale of both daring adventure and great personal growth. Would go watch in theaters.
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2020-07-24 at 4:46 PM UTC
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OCD anyone here have it?
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
yeah i used to play games with myself like click your feet together three times or you'll go hell
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2020-07-23 at 7:29 PM UTC
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ive gravely injured my toe
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
Damn jig way to steal my tunder. That toe is frunking fucked m8. Does it still look like a piece of shit ? Let's see the absolute state of that toe today gont
Here is it now...it's fine...just misshaped because of the chuck of missing flesh on the side.
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Originally posted by Wariat
the more you spam it the more recognition you give me.
Okay, if you want to spend the rest of the year filing DCMA notices go for it. I have no life and can go longer and harder than you. I'll get a gram of meth and show you my true power.
This is what happened the last time someone crossed me
https://niggasin.space/thread/15377
Originally posted by Wariat
You had no eprmission from me to just spread my shit around just because i posted it here claiming it was the final form of some logo.
literally all I did was ask for what people thought of the design, as a joke. You just couldn't take their criticism
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2020-07-22 at 3:46 AM UTC
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ive gravely injured my toe
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by A College Professor
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2020-07-20 at 2:08 PM UTC
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Growing up
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
But speaking of legos and parents, my mom is an artist like a real one and she would make radical houses out of legos when I was a kid. And I brought this story up with her a month ago to see if she remembered and we had a good laugh about it. She told me to go in the lego house she built, open the front door and there was little lego man standing inside the door way and I freaked out really bad, I was 4 or 5 and ran to her room like a bitch with a skinned knee screaming in terror and jumped under the covers and she was just laughing lol saying "whats wrong you've seen lego men before"
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2020-07-19 at 3:50 PM UTC
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I CANT BREATHE
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
luckily I have teeth and am not a retard so I know how to eat.
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2020-07-18 at 12:36 PM UTC
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Every time Technologist Talks
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Originally posted by Technologist
Johnny Johnny Johnny. Have you not learned that spectral is a liar? I had to put my elderly dog down because she was emaciated and kept falling down. Vet said she had liver or kidney failure, not sure, she was 15, and we weren’t gonna try anything invasive at that point. I miss her dearly, my first doggie on my own, but spectral wanted me to let her suffer. I ignore him when he says that, you should too💋
Damn. My ginger pussy is getting bad...I really feel for ya. He is going on 15 this August. I love my bud but hate getting so attached to him. Had another pussy once before but died right in front of me. If you ever need someone besides your hubby lmao I got you for any reason even sexually lmao i go full hetero for the right womens and such
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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2020-07-15 at 10:33 PM UTC
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Sad childhood memories
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
The teachers in my day had cruel and unusual punishments, like using a leather strap or strip of hardwood on our upturned palm for being unruly or not turning in homework or failing an exam, or they'd sprinkle uncooked rice in the corner and force us to kneel on it with our noses directly in the crease of the corner. They'd also make us write out a sentence 5 or 10 thousands times on the blackboard, like "I promise not to be a bad student and will obey my teacher from now on", making us erase and re-use the same board after every 25 lines. The teachers would grab us students directly by the hair, throw us around like rag dolls, yell and scream at us, push and shove, and basically treat us as their personal property. And it was all legal, too. Once we got home, our parents could legally beat the shit out of us, too, and many did. Even a husband giving his wife a beating was perfectly legal. In those days, violence played a much larger role in general society. It's what kept the order so strict on all levels of life.
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2020-07-15 at 5:05 PM UTC
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got a free hamburger
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by WellHung
You get free rent every month, also, titty baby.👶
Lol titty baby? Thats really rich coming from you, you look like a garage pale kid except middle aged and lives out of his moms car
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Having a partner give you a blowjob while you take a shit at the same time.
ETA: The trick is to cum at the exact moment you shit.
Wtf i only thought the joke was funny because I thought a blumpkin was giving someone a fresh flower to smell as an act of kindness.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Apparently…there wasn't even an opening for it possibly referring to talking to the kids like that as the conversation specifically was about the wife who had the brain fart…might as well have thrown the milkman or mother-in-law into the "joke" too.
It didn't have to make sense. There's no rule that says a joke has to make sense.
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
That could be quite useful and fun.
"Yeah baby, giving me blumpkins was ALWAYS your favorite thing"
I would never talk to my kids like that.
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Sudo
I found other traces of DaGuru on the internet before, mostly in football and Ohio specific things. He toned down his gimmick on some places but it was always apparent he was a different sort of cat.
The funniest thing about them was how badly they bothered the zoklet administration to the point of permabanning them
And the real kick in the pants is that we never broke a single rule. The Fun Bunch pussies just couldn't take it. We made them show their true colors.
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2020-07-12 at 2:04 AM UTC
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The Wayfair Rabbit hole
I bet Epstein came up with their slogan...
Wayfair you’ve got just what I need
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2020-07-11 at 11:04 PM UTC
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DAMN, Fona has deceased..
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
The fastest and most painless way would have been if the car was jacked up and his head just happened to directly under a bare wheel rim and it came down and squashed his whole head and shoulders. His legs would have splayed out dramatically for a few seconds and then slowly drifted earthward, like a gentle rain.
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