Ellaria is so ugly...
1.You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
2.If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China.
3.You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
4.If ugliness was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.
5.You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens.
6.You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control... your face will do just fine.
7.You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.
8.You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
9.You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.
10.You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone.
11.You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.
12.You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
13.You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.
14.You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arressted for mooning.
15.You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
16.Your girl is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.
17.You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.
18.You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
19.You're so ugly, everytime your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've just given head."
20.I know why you look like a horse, because I saw your mother grazing in the field.
21.You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.
22.You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
23.You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell - when people see you they run for the border.
24.You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
25.You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in.
26.You're so ugly, I took you to see the zookeeper and he said, "Thanks for bringing him back."
27.You're so ugly, you mother had to get drunk before she breast fed you.
28.You're so ugly, you went to a freak show and got a permanent job.
29.You're so ugly, the police sketch artists are afraid to draw you.
30.You're so ugly, when you get sick they call the vet.
31.You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
32.You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
33.You're so ugly, everytime you go out you get chased by the dogcatcher.
34.You're so ugly, when you jerk off your hand tries to fall asleep.
35.You're so ugly, you can't hail a bus.
36.You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step the water parts.
37.You're so ugly, you give Freddy Krugger nightmares.
38.You're so ugly, they let you park in handicapped spaces.
39.You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
40.You're so ugly, when you went to the zoo they refused to let you out.
41.You're so ugly, you can't get a date off the calendar.
42.You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor the doctors went on strike.
43.You're so ugly, your last name is Link and your first is Missing.
44.You're so ugly, when you undress, your dates always say "Oh, please, put your clothes back on!"
45.You're so ugly, people put your picture in their car window as an anti-theft device.
