TECH...Ass kicking in aisle three needed.
What can you even do for a date these days? You can't even meet someone new at a Starbucks or restaurant. No going to a bar for live music/dancing/getting her drunk, etc. Are you even meeting new people? Do you kiss good night?
Do you, on the other hand, find the virus to be a good thing so that you don't have to spend all your money on a date but rather now just bring them home where you can ply them with cheaper booze and an evening on the couch (or bed)?
2020-03-26 at 2:53 PM UTC
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Fonaplats has passed away
I've been living in an alternate reality for the last three years where Donald Trump is the Presidemt.
Some damn crazy shit.
I've had it with this coronavirus. This time it's gone too damn far. WAFFLE HOUSES ARE CLOSING ! ! ! How are Herpes Mike and Purple Hair ever going to find each other? A further hit to the economy because of the missed $10 gas payment. How do you feel about this travesty?
People are freaking out after Waffle House closes hundreds of restaurants
Waffle House, an iconic American breakfast food chain known to remain open in the bleakest of times, will be closing 365 locations amid the coronavirus pandemic.
Around 1,627 locations will remain open, the company said in a statement.
The closing of Waffle House locations is not taken lightly. Waffle House has been notorious in remaining open for business 24-hours a day and 365 days a year - even amid natural disasters. The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) even relied on the informal Waffle House Index to track how much an area was affected by a disaster, including hurricanes.
"If a Waffle House store is open and offering a full menu, the index is green," EHS Today said in an article published in 2011. "If it is open but serving from a limited menu, it's yellow. When the location has been forced to close, the index is red."
"If you get there and the Waffle House is closed?" former FEMA administrator Craig Fugate said in a previous Wall Street Journal report. "That's really bad. That's where you go to work."
At least 728 people in the US have died from the new coronavirus as of Tuesday. Roughly 54,000 cases have been reported in all 50 states, Washington, DC, and US territories. Nonessential businesses have been ordered to close; however, several restaurants remained open for take-out and delivery orders.
People on Twitter sounded the alarm to the Waffle Houses that were closed in multiple states.
Dress your lamp up in a bra.
2020-03-24 at 2 PM UTC
in
Don't click on this thread
Live long and prosper...although, in your case, at your advanced age, further multiplication I find to be highly unlikely in your case.
I was soooooooooooooooo worried ! ! !
lol
Don't forget all of the oxygen those suckers (pun intended) are using up.
