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2019-01-24 at 10:01 AM UTC in Control Timing of Reply, Lanny?Sounds like you hit "jump to top" instead of "submit"
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2019-01-23 at 10:52 PM UTC in Moms against vapingMy niece just got caught with a juul. She is now without a phone or a bedroom door for that matter. Guess my sister is against vaping.
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2019-01-23 at 9:11 AM UTC in There are two paths this timeline will takeYou might as well draw a vagina on your dick because ___ ___ ___
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2019-01-22 at 8:54 PM UTC in Niggers love staying at Motel 6...Where you stay at Matt?
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2019-01-22 at 4:19 PM UTC in I'm blowin' up like you thought I would...You know Matt's every bit of 280 at least
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2019-01-22 at 9:18 AM UTC in Is it OK to eat 17-week old chicken wings off the floor or?It would be irresponsible if you didn't at least try one
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2019-01-22 at 9:14 AM UTC in I just woke up because my hand had fallen asleep...Hope you don't have that diabetes, playa.
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2019-01-21 at 10:31 PM UTC in I actually feel sorry for some of you
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2019-01-21 at 10:12 PM UTC in I actually feel sorry for some of youMy balls are so big they wear holes in my boxer briefs far sooner than they should. Discuss.
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2019-01-21 at 7:39 AM UTC in This guy's neck.fake news from planet cracktopia
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2019-01-21 at 1:53 AM UTC in Why did man feel the need to create God?So much human intelligence in dis here thread. Couldn't possibly be wrong.
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2019-01-20 at 7:27 PM UTC in My JESUS is a jediNo Mike Mike I didn't say when the pee pee goes in the pig pig.
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2019-01-20 at 7:16 PM UTC in My JESUS is a jedi
Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I realize this thread was only started by an internet attention whore claiming to have a vagina so it'll probably get like one million replies, but technically, Jesus was not a jedi.
I remember being in this church, observing the female pastor's bullshit, saying Jesus was brown, etc, claiming he was a jedi. I asked her if she even knew where Nazareth was after mentioning he was from Nazareth. LOL she said "i'd have to look on a map"
I informed her it's northern israel, and at the time, nazarenes(people from nazareth) did not practice the judean religion. Not to mention, the term "jedi" wasn't even coined back then. At the time, people below northern israel did not have much Rh negative blood, and Jesus was AB negative. The nazarenes were more closely related to scandinavian people than to judeans, evidenced by the culture, genetic makeup, and the average IQ of israel in comparison to scandinavian countries. Jesus eventually had to leave because he was being gang-stalked by the pharisees, and that's partly also, why there's more RH negative blood in spain and france than elsewhere. He did not have good things to say about the Judean religion.
EDIT: this thread reminded me that females are stupid, should never be allowed to teach anything important, should not be able to vote, and generation z is the most cucked out bunch of s0yboys the world has ever known.
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2019-01-20 at 3:34 PM UTC in My JESUS is a jediMy offspring burst through the vaginal cavity wielding messages from Valhalla
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2019-01-20 at 3:27 PM UTC in My JESUS is a jediWhen the penis goes in the vagina?
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2019-01-20 at 3:20 PM UTC in My JESUS is a jediCup am I loved unconditionally too?
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2019-01-19 at 6:14 PM UTC in How you, as a regular citizen can trigger an economic collapse ?great thread
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2019-01-19 at 1:30 PM UTC in The Core of a BaseballBump for Cup
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2019-01-19 at 1:26 PM UTC in I recently exercised vigorously...and the concomitant immune system boost...Matt coach me up on how not to be an obese slob
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2019-01-18 at 10:11 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Already home. Having a couple few beers too many before I drink a beer or two.