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  1. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG If you get raped by one person, okay you got raped.

    If you get raped by two people, damn that's some bad luck.

    But if you start getting raped like four, five, or six times, what the fuck is going on? You gotta be doing something wrong to be getting raped this many different times by this many different people. Not that the rape itself is your fault but holy shit take at least a little responsibility and stop getting yourself into situations you get raped in. Unless you have tremendous bad luck or maybe just live somewhere really rapey, you must be doing SOMETHING wrong.

    Same goes for other shit like getting robbed or getting into fights. Sometimes these situations are unavoidable but if you get into them all the time you're just a fucking idiot, and probably deserve to be robbed, beat up, and/or raped.

    This philosophy can be applied to all of life’s trials
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  2. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I believe the purpose of name tags/badges is so ppl address you by name
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  3. Archer513 African Astronaut
    In the darkness of the community cave

    Grog knew to crawl for the fishy smell and away from the blue cheese smell..
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  4. Archer513 African Astronaut
    All those tan chics that were hot in their 20’s

    Get that big between-tha-titties-wrinkle in their 40’s

    Add smoking and liquor and bishes be looking like an old catchers mitt
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  5. Archer513 African Astronaut
    You know you’re old when the blow jobs from 25 year olds aren’t “free” anymore..
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  6. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That must be one deserted neighborhood at Halloween.

    I bet the little league team is really fast
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  7. Archer513 African Astronaut
    An 11 year old on a hookup app trying to bang old dudes?

    Wtf!?!
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  8. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Lala could whip every nigga

    Us dudes wouldn’t even have to set our beer down or our bratwurst
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  9. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Medical science has come a long way. It's pretty rough right now but in the near future it will only get more

    “Well doctor,we have 100 million in funding. Should we concentrate on cancer research or making dudes fake vagina’s look better?”

    “Hmmmmm. That’s a toughy”

    Lol
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  10. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Don’t forget cal our sword master
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  11. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Ridicule is fine. Hate and denial of basic human rights is evil. When I was a kid the gays weren't allowed to be married but now they can and that's why pride month exists.

    That's why I celebrate pride month with the LGBT+ community because I am also happy about equal rights and Justice man


    Married? Lol

    Who wants to be married?

    Fags aren’t marrying each other. It’s like 10%

    Lol

    Marriage isn’t a human right. There is no such thing.

    But since they can marry now. No need to fuss about rights and equality. We all have the same now. No need for pride 👍🏻
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  12. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lol I actually do have a photo from when I accidentally stabbed myself in the leg somewhere. I should send it in to playboy

    You’re very brave 🌹
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  13. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Get hotter
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  14. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Lol maybe happy enough to make his 101st thread about me.

    You ain't too swift are ya Arch dog?

    I see you stalking Matt every day

    So,you’re not only a cuck,but a fag stalker too

    Smh
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  15. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I bet you are one emotional little cunt

    probably had meltdowns when Gam Gam would accidentally buy you the wrong Swanson frozen dinner

    Matt,it should make you happy that some ppl think about you 24/7

    😊❤️
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  16. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein <~~~~~~ disabled feature 🙃

    I’m into amputee porn too 👍🏻
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  17. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Mmmm

    C-

    That’s a reach …and it took you a while to come up with it too..

    The ones with out arms can’t reach 😍
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  18. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Seriously, though …purdi and alba were always obsessed with Archer, and wanted to get with him. I thought there was a 3rd chick who really dug him, too, but I can't remember. Larry…not so much.

    Don’t forget I got the ladies vote for the hottest guy on dh.

    *i came in second when the fags (guys) we’re allowed to vote*

    Lol
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  19. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I got hit by a drunk driver in 2009 on my motorcycle

    A cpl broke ribs,cracked ankle,busted lip.

    I remember waking up in the road and not being able to breathe. Blood poring out of my mouth. I thought i’d punctured a lung and was going to die.

    I remember crawling for the side walk,because I didn’t wanna die in the road. Weird.
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  20. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Should be decapitation rather than castration
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