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Posts by Archer513

  1. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock if you want a nice raging shit, drink some sucralose

    I ate 7 “sugar free”mini Reece’s cups once...

    That was 1 of the times I shit my pants as an adult
  2. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader coffee has nothing to do with it.

    Don’t bring science into this ridiculous thread!
  3. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee U should get a slinky instead: ribbed for her pleasure. 😉

    I can take a hint baby 😈
  4. Archer513 African Astronaut
    More than meets the eye

    Transformers


    I’m getting a beer bottle opener installed in my penis
  5. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Music died about 1995 or so…
  6. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats what i was saying…they aftermarket-fuck them to death and they lose any manufacturer-instilled reliability. the ones that blow out the swing-arms are only creating more headaches for themselves. yea…they accelerate better but have fun trying to make a tight turn
    Right. ‘Busa’s have become the drag bike because they are cheap. You can pick one up for 5-6k. Honda’s engines are all about reliability and liability (Honda is a huge Corp) Kawasaki have always been a bit nuts on the speed and hp,cuz they have less to lose.

    Bmw k1600gt could be dragged out,but whose fuckin up a $27,000 motorcycle when you can fuck yo a $6,000 one?
  7. Archer513 African Astronaut
    ‘Busa’s are actually a touring bike

    They are listed as such

    Not a “racing” bike

    Ppl set them up to drag,though on nitrous and extended swing arms,but no one is road racing a ‘busa.
  8. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Most Grand Prix racers are little dudes

    I went to a moto America event a couple years ago and couldn’t believe how little all the dudes were,but it makes sense.

    30 lbs of body weight can make a huge difference in time and most of those guys wreck a lot,so smaller guys can take more punishment.
  9. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox (Kidding) lol

  10. Archer513 African Astronaut
    All about comfort in the seat and luggage capacity.

    200 mph is retarded for an everyday rider. No need at all. Most bikes will do 150 easy.

    I did 165 on my vtx and it scared the shit out of me,backed her down.

    Handling in the twisties is also important. I like curvy roads.
  11. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox 😂😂😂 don’t encourage him, Archer. 😘

    Send them to me and I’ll describe them to finny...

    😂😂😂
  12. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock i guarantee the first chick to post nude selfies is going to be the most popular chick here

    I think she’s cracking finny 👍🏻

    😂
  13. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks Hey Jill, if you’re reading this, come to michigan and I’ll be your sugar momma 💕

    You’ll share your popcorn with her?

    😂
  14. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Kinks is still holding onto her inner fatty anger

    The lovelies have no clue how much the fattys hate them
  15. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I’m understanding why kinks doesn’t have many girlfriends

    😂
  16. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Literally or figuratively?
  17. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I haven’t pissed the bed since I was little

    I’m sure it’s comin tho...

    I have shit my pants twice as an adult.
  18. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Red_Woman "pussy"

    Say it again 😍😈

    Slower...
  19. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Everyone pees in the shower

    Not 1 dish in my sink. The dishwasher is right there.

    Matt seems like a paper plate guy...
  20. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Coffee or not,I’m shitting at 6:40 am


    On the dot
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