Posts by Archer513

1. 2018-06-21 at 4:12 PM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   “Heroin is good for the babies,babies love the precious heroin”
   
2. 2018-06-21 at 4:03 PM UTC in The official horror thread
   

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   Tucker and dale vs. evil
   
   Is the best horror movie...ish
3. 2018-06-21 at 4 PM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Is narc defending having heroin babies?
4. 2018-06-21 at 3:37 PM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.
   

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5. 2018-06-21 at 3:35 PM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.
   

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6. 2018-06-21 at 2:01 PM UTC in I now idenity as a DH'er
   

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   Not handsome enough
   
   Rejected
7. 2018-06-21 at 1:21 PM UTC in I love cunnilingus...
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Applebottm I think Archer and Jiggy should test this theory out for us… Do I have a, "second"?

   
   With you,of course.
   
   Tag team or dp?
8. 2018-06-21 at 12:59 PM UTC in what breed is this dog?
   

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   Pixelated duck retrieving hound
9. 2018-06-21 at 12:54 PM UTC in When Date Hotel sends its people, they're not sending their best.
   

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   We need that dude that fought crime with his sword to show up and save us...
10. 2018-06-21 at 12:50 PM UTC in what did your last text message say?
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I make Siri read my dirty texts
    
    Filthy little hoar
11. 2018-06-21 at 12:40 PM UTC in I love cunnilingus...
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson From left to right.
    
    1 maybe, but It would be a one nighter and only if she shaved.
    2. She looks like she'd want to be slapped around so yes. (edit: wait, "she" has massive hands…ummm)
    3. fuck no.
    4. yep, freak…you know you'd get a blumpkin off that

    
    I agree with all of that 👍🏻
12. 2018-06-21 at 12:25 PM UTC in I love cunnilingus...
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I prefer thunderpussy
    
    They know how to shut up
    
    
13. 2018-06-20 at 10:50 PM UTC in currently baking a cake
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I don’t make brownies,cuz I eat the whole pan
    
    Then I hate myself and feel like a chic who got dumped for a hotter chic 😢
14. 2018-06-20 at 10:45 PM UTC in currently baking a cake
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Brownies with fudge frosting is where it’s at
    
    Hot n gooey out of the oven 😍
15. 2018-06-20 at 9:57 PM UTC in What have you eaten today?
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I tried canes chicken fingers today
    
    Ok
    
    Over rated
16. 2018-06-20 at 9:45 PM UTC in I'm sick and tired of all the dh'ers here
    

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    27th best dh hate thread out of the other 467
17. 2018-06-20 at 6:41 PM UTC in Even though a lot of these DHers are awful, on behalf of NIS...
    

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    Er’body wants some hot-tee 😎
18. 2018-06-20 at 5:55 PM UTC in Limit the amount of gifs a user is allowed to post per month to 5
    

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19. 2018-06-20 at 5:48 PM UTC in Pegging you're Bitch
    

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    Can you make sweet love to an asshole?
    
    I’m all about the sweet love makin 🤗❤️🌹
20. 2018-06-19 at 10:31 PM UTC in Women, have you ever done this?
    

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    I’ve steamed a many a vagina 😎