Originally posted by Data
You were in a driving class as an adult?
Lol.
Yes, the choice was pay a $150 speeding ticket (And I assume get points/endorsements on my license which hits your insurance too)or take a $25 class.
If you drove anything other than your mom mad you'd know that.
ETA: I tried the "I'm a foreigner and don't understand your road signs too well" line on the cop who stopped me...didn't work though.
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2021-04-14 at 8:33 PM UTC
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hey guys shes getting better
If only Lyndsey ZyklonB would come back.
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2021-04-14 at 1:14 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
A "friend" of mine used to have a girlfriend who would sneak into the trunk of his car to see where he was going...fucking lol.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Getting my shots freaked me, kinda because the person giving the shot was so friendly & talkative… lol I was just screaming CONCENTRATE in my head. But they are putting it in ur muscle, not ur vein. 😋
It's understandable a delicate lovely such as yourself should be worried about your perfect skin being broken by harsh instruments.
...not so much Solstice with his crusty elephantine skin.
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2021-04-14 at 8:54 PM UTC
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Are you vaccinated?
Originally posted by mmQ
Us losers are gonna help make concerts and mass gatherings open up sooner rather than later, so YOU'RE WELCOME in advance.
My shot took about 10 minutes total. I didnt even wait around like they want you to to see if you have an allergic reaction because YOLO. Mine made me feel really good actually. I might lie and just keep getting my "first shot" over and over. I LOVE IT!
"I have to have a prick inside me to feel alive"...said Billy.
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2021-04-14 at 8:21 PM UTC
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Are you vaccinated?
REAL men don't wear bandaids, the smear racoon shit on the wound.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
My father gave me his work ethic..
The homeless guy who lived in the abandoned building opposite the park we played at as children gave me my work ethic.
..seeing him on a sunny day, feet up on the window ledge of his windowless abandoned home enjoying an ice cream and watching us kids run and play in the sun let me know "ah that's the life".
Thinking back he was probably masturbating to us but we didn't know anything about that at the time.
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Petition to have cookies and milk at 3pm everyday.
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2021-04-14 at 12:36 PM UTC
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Another large asteroid
Maybe it WAS a car, that one Elon Musk sent up.
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Originally posted by Ghost
You all need to grow up and smoke more weed
Lets grow down for a change.
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Originally posted by Ghost
Yeah their shitty poverty diet of non staples and things that the rest of world considers side dishes or ingredients must be giving them brain damage or maybe it's all the chemicals in the water.
Mexicans also have a high rate of birth defects and genetic issues because they all live around polluting factories. Mexico is like a shittier version of china, and china is pretty bad. No wonder OP likes china so much he understands what it's like
Except mexico is capitalist LOL whoa that's crazy that ASIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE who are MORE INTELLIGENT than mexicans have BETTER COUNTRIES THAN MEXICO. Funny how that works.
People move to China and USA for business. Literally nobody moves to mexico, ever. Nobody ever will either, too many mexicans there.
They also smell of farts all the time.
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Originally posted by Data
I thought you were leaving.
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At being gay and stupid.
Fact confirmed.
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No promised 2k checks
No cross party decision making
No ability to speak coherently
No recent sniffing of children and women incidents
No border control
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Originally posted by Data
I wanna impregnate HTS with triplets
Fucking faggot
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Originally posted by Ghost
Believing that anyone is better than anyone else is morally wrong.
How do you know it's not your morals that are wrong? For the VAST majority of human history Humans just like the animal kingdom have worked best with a hierarchical system in place.
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It's probably you that's the stupid one and you are simply in denial of that and subconsciously trying to reflect it back on your betters.
It's a common psychological trait.
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2021-04-01 at 1:46 PM UTC
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Chauvin is beyond fucked
Originally posted by Data
Sure, you going to work every day is exactly the same as me making money while I take a shit.
You do the shit you have to do to survive
I do the shit I have to do
"Work."
You live with your mom on her handouts and what you can get from the government.
30k tax refund...lololo that's more money than you've ever earned in your life.
Just look at your lavish lifestyle...
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Originally posted by Data
Temporal plane control stops you from permanently realizing the horrors you have committed. You can just go back in time again and do nothing and you'll be back in a temporal plane similar to our own, which you can then travel to the present in and enjoy the same life you know now.
All the time paradox shit only comes into play when you're unable to control which timeline you travel in. Back to the Future could've been solved in 23min if they simply had temporal plane control.
You're adding features to this time machine that were not mentioned in the original post...
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