Pretended to be the woman i got caught with the other night, used her phone n asked me to come outside n talk. I think he thought he was being spooky or something but i was just like ay whatup man. N hes like “You should know she overdosed, and shes in the hospital unconscious. And this is on you. I gave the police your number.” N i was like “aight dude yeah have em holler at me. Sorry bout the whole situation but i didnt bang ur wife n whatever drugs n shit she took, whatever stuff you guys have going on is on you.” He casually mentioned my address which he prolly just google searched, n idk if that was supposed to be a veiled threat or whatever but i kinda dont care.
Ill keep you updated as the white trash bonanza evolves but if he poisoned her maybe she wrote me into the will n i can purchase NIS from lanny n build my own sausage castle in Nevada wjphere yall can come drink cough syrup and smoke chewy blunts with ya boi.
Ok gg eat spaghetti later
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Originally posted by Sudo
Do you really feel that triggered when a politician virtue signals with no real consequences? I don't think you know very much American history if you think he's historically weak. Learn more.
He's the worst President in US history. No need to overthink it.
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Well as most of you know I'm a filthy junkie and although I've been on da box for a few months, I did pills the last 2 days, then this morning elected to go as long as I could without taking anything. My plan was to go pick up an overnight bag for someone who had been admitted to the hospital and as I drove towards the house where the bag was kept I felt a rumbling in my belly that I figured could wait until I arrived. Well as I got to their subdivision I remembered it was full of NEWLY INSTALLED SPEED BUMPS which are clearly designed to facilitate pants shitting. As I hit the bottom of the third bump I knew I was done for and like a thumb over a high pressure garden hose I squirted HARD on the one day of my life I wear boxers instead of boxer briefs. I turned down a side street, hopped out and fired a steamy pile of sloppy refuse into the snow, in full view of several houses and cars driving by, then wiped with some strategically placed napkins and proceeded to the house when I realized I was missing my phone so I headed back, examined the huge pile of elephant looking shit, realized it was on the floor of the car then went to the house
When I got there I saw there were more people than I wanted to be there so I ran inside, mumbled an excuse about needed a shower and wiped my pants and boxers as well as I could with water (essentially soaking them) before taking a shower, grabbing the bag and heading out. I stopped at a store and bought a new outfit with boxers and socks and then when I was 5 minutes from the hospital the patient called me and said they were being discharged. Basically a "curb your enthusiasm" type pants shit. First of my adult life I believe. Ask me anything poppy pants or otherwise related
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tee hee hee
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Originally posted by stl1
Meat Loaf 'seriously ill with COVID-19' before death Bang Showbiz
Meat Loaf reportedly died after contracting COVID-19.
The 'Bat Out Of Hell' hitmaker's team announced he had passed away on Thursday (20.01.22) evening at the age of 74 and although they didn't share a cause of death, it's now been reported by TMZ he had been "seriously ill" with the virus.
Sources told the outlet that Meat had been due to attend a business dinner earlier this week for the dating show he'd been working on, 'I'd Do Anything for Love', but the engagement was cancelled after he fell ill, and the rocker's condition quickly became critical.
It is unclear whether the 'Wayne's World' actor was vaccinated, but according to the website, Meat had recently been supporting those critical of vaccine mandates in Australia.
And the 'Paradise by the Dashboard Light' singer had previously branded the virus "a drag" and questioned the ongoing impact the pandemic had had on the entertainment industry.
He wrote in October 2020: "Hello everyone, nothing going on at all. That's a drag. Covid is a drag. Where I live things are open and thriving. The entertainment world hubs are in lockdown. WHY?"
Omg shut up you low iq, low information deranged vile imbecile.
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Heat a drizzle of oil. Add 1/2 oz chopped thyme and 1 half sliced shallot. Season with salt pepper. Cook, stirring, 2-4 minutes. Stir in beef stock concentrate. (I usually use between 1/2 to 1 full tsp.) Add 1/4 cup water. Bring to a boil then reduce to a low simmer. Cook until slightly thickened. About 2-3 minutes. Turn off heat and stir in two tbsp. non-fat greek yogurt. (You can also use sour cream but we sub it out.) Add 1 tbsp. butter until melted and combined.
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Originally posted by Solstice
You're the fucking snowflake taking so much issue with a conversation you weren't even a part of. We had a nice thread going before you jumped in with your shitty opinion so how about you go fuck off somewhere for now?
You're a fucking pussy who needs a B.I.T.C.H. light in autumn to make up for not having the sun in your life. You know people in this world work third shift and in underground minds for hundreds of years, did they need a light?
When you were buying it I wish I could've been there to ask if you need some vagisil to go with your sadman light
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Originally posted by Kafka
I have a lot of stuff to do and no energy. I’ve been drinking two cans of monster per day for the last three years, rn using smart drugs which usually keep me up at night, but I’m still getting my 12 hours sleep. B12 patch on my arm. I don’t know if it’s chronic fatigue from catching covid a month ago or if I’m shutting down because of the breakup. Idk what to do, don’t want to turn to coke.
You're sleeping too much. 12 hours is overkill and is probably making you tired more than it is refreshing you. And yes it's also because you can't let go of the thoughts of this dickhead.
Coke is a terrible choice for a productive stimulant, too expensive and compulsive and short lived, amphetamine is way better.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Uh oh, I'd never move into a chicks house, she'd have to live with me or we got a new place together. You're putting yourself in the submissive position moving in with her my young fellow.
Can't wait for the "My gf is kicking me out" threads.
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